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Miladyfirestorm
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Feral taloned momma Bat in big fucking boots.
Go read a fucking book. Start with history.
Will steal forks and ransom them to family members.
Accidental kitten stan acct and SWEARY.
Pinned
Also, what learning can you do TODAY to make your tomorrow that much better if it IS granted?

This is our crucible. It's not a game. It's not rhetorical or theoretical.

It's practical.
You've got no promises, save one: at the end, who ARE you?

I find that remarkably freeing.
-Fin-
Holy boxes, batman!

What an adventure of a day!
Candles are curing, 3 less boxes are boxing AND I got my meds! 💪
On top of discovering some cool family artifacts!

#stripey says she loves ya all!
#caturday
November 30, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Ya'll.

HOLY FUCK, look at what I just found!!!! 😱😱😱😱

What... do I even do with these????
November 29, 2025 at 7:09 PM
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
November 29, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Not bad!
I've only got one settling issue and about 3 lbs left, which is great given the number of FUCKING WINE GLASSES I keep coming across! 😂
November 29, 2025 at 5:32 PM
👀
Fascinating stuff from Candace Scarborough on "we have always been: a Blak tudor film"
November 29, 2025 at 3:48 PM
And now I lay me down to sleep,
I pray no ass-sweats 'pon me creep.

May the hated insomnia disappear,
And old bitch hot flashes vanish in fear
Of a pissy Goth Mom too broke to care,
With her uncoffeed teacher death stare.

For if I die before I wake,
We know my hot flashes did abate.

🤣🤪😜
November 29, 2025 at 2:12 AM
🤣😅

As a historian, this tracks.
Why do we call it a Turkey?

Watch and learn the convoluted entomology of bird name Turkey.
November 29, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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When health care tax credits expire, it’s working people who pay the price. Maine deserves leadership that protects affordable health care — not let premiums soar because of inaction.

www.pressherald.com/2025/11/24/m...
Maine small business owners bracing for soaring health care premiums if ACA tax credits expire
They join self-employed workers at a roundtable Monday to discuss the potentially devastating increases with U.S. Rep. Chellie Pingree, D-1st District, and Gov. Janet Mills.
www.pressherald.com
November 28, 2025 at 3:24 PM
November 28, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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My prints are on sale until December 1st! Take 20% off with code THANKS20 over at @gallerynucleus.bsky.social
--> gallerynucleus.com/artists/abigail_larson?category=prints
November 28, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Started working on the Xmas gifts for the neighbors using upcycled wine glasses.

20 years after my wedding, I've FINALLY found a fun way to unload allllllllllll the wine glasses my mom bought for my wedding. 😂
November 28, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Ruh roh.
Tween Bat's ick is now catching up with us...
Well... at least we've got food... 😂

Might have to make a turkey noodle soup...
November 28, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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A reminder…
November 28, 2025 at 9:56 AM
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A reminder for everyone:

Red rover, red rover, keep your money in your pocket until this is over.

Hold the line.
November 28, 2025 at 3:32 AM
I still adore Erica

#ST5
a girl says just the facts while wearing a pink shirt
Alt: a girl says just the facts while wearing a pink shirt
media.tenor.com
November 28, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Oooooops...
🤣

It fell apart/ shredded. 😅
November 27, 2025 at 9:37 PM
It's a PRETTY bird! 💪

And it squirted ALL over me! 😂🤣 (hubs bat already made alllllllll the dirty comments)

Making my granny's gravy. She measured NOTHING. 😈 I, too, am living dangerously.
November 27, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Breakfast with the neighbors: ✅️
Turkey stuffed and in the oven: ✅️
10 minutes decluttering: uuuuuummm... 😅

Also mentally squeeing and fan-girling out!
November 27, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Happy Turkey day, ya'll

The time of year where I obnoxiously remind family and friends I exist. 😂
November 27, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Okay.
Managed a 3 hour nap. Tweenie came down and covered me with a blanket 😂

Gonna do some cooking and definitely some cleaning today.

Plus, my new vacuum battery came!
November 27, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Didn't sleep much.

Hopefully I can sneak in a nap.
November 27, 2025 at 9:54 AM
I found my head meds! 💪💪💪💪

Hooray for executive function!

And my bedroom is NOT a disaster! 😂
November 27, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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I mean, if a guy did this in front of me, I would marry him too. Congrats to Zendaya and Tom Holland for their engagement🙏
Lip Sync Battle - Tom Holland
YouTube video by Comedy Central Latinoamérica
m.youtube.com
January 6, 2025 at 7:00 PM
You've just died.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.

😂😂😂😂😂
Yup. In full Victorian.
November 27, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Alright.

I've made an EPIC kitchen mess. 🤣😂 and I'm 3 solid drinks in.

No house fires.... Yet.

Prep: ✅️
Ramen for dinner: ✅️
Meds found: ✅️
Vacuum battery replaced: ✅️
November 26, 2025 at 11:08 PM