Go read a fucking book. Start with history.
Will steal forks and ransom them to family members.
Accidental kitten stan acct and SWEARY.
This is our crucible. It's not a game. It's not rhetorical or theoretical.
It's practical.
You've got no promises, save one: at the end, who ARE you?
I find that remarkably freeing.
-Fin-
HOLY FUCK, look at what I just found!!!! 😱😱😱😱
What... do I even do with these????
HOLY FUCK, look at what I just found!!!! 😱😱😱😱
What... do I even do with these????
I've only got one settling issue and about 3 lbs left, which is great given the number of FUCKING WINE GLASSES I keep coming across! 😂
I've only got one settling issue and about 3 lbs left, which is great given the number of FUCKING WINE GLASSES I keep coming across! 😂
I pray no ass-sweats 'pon me creep.
May the hated insomnia disappear,
And old bitch hot flashes vanish in fear
Of a pissy Goth Mom too broke to care,
With her uncoffeed teacher death stare.
For if I die before I wake,
We know my hot flashes did abate.
🤣🤪😜
I pray no ass-sweats 'pon me creep.
May the hated insomnia disappear,
And old bitch hot flashes vanish in fear
Of a pissy Goth Mom too broke to care,
With her uncoffeed teacher death stare.
For if I die before I wake,
We know my hot flashes did abate.
🤣🤪😜
As a historian, this tracks.
Watch and learn the convoluted entomology of bird name Turkey.
As a historian, this tracks.
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--> gallerynucleus.com/artists/abigail_larson?category=prints
20 years after my wedding, I've FINALLY found a fun way to unload allllllllllll the wine glasses my mom bought for my wedding. 😂
20 years after my wedding, I've FINALLY found a fun way to unload allllllllllll the wine glasses my mom bought for my wedding. 😂
Tween Bat's ick is now catching up with us...
Well... at least we've got food... 😂
Might have to make a turkey noodle soup...
Tween Bat's ick is now catching up with us...
Well... at least we've got food... 😂
Might have to make a turkey noodle soup...
Red rover, red rover, keep your money in your pocket until this is over.
Hold the line.
Red rover, red rover, keep your money in your pocket until this is over.
Hold the line.
🤣
It fell apart/ shredded. 😅
🤣
It fell apart/ shredded. 😅
And it squirted ALL over me! 😂🤣 (hubs bat already made alllllllll the dirty comments)
Making my granny's gravy. She measured NOTHING. 😈 I, too, am living dangerously.
And it squirted ALL over me! 😂🤣 (hubs bat already made alllllllll the dirty comments)
Making my granny's gravy. She measured NOTHING. 😈 I, too, am living dangerously.
Turkey stuffed and in the oven: ✅️
10 minutes decluttering: uuuuuummm... 😅
Also mentally squeeing and fan-girling out!
Turkey stuffed and in the oven: ✅️
10 minutes decluttering: uuuuuummm... 😅
Also mentally squeeing and fan-girling out!
The time of year where I obnoxiously remind family and friends I exist. 😂
The time of year where I obnoxiously remind family and friends I exist. 😂
Managed a 3 hour nap. Tweenie came down and covered me with a blanket 😂
Gonna do some cooking and definitely some cleaning today.
Plus, my new vacuum battery came!
Managed a 3 hour nap. Tweenie came down and covered me with a blanket 😂
Gonna do some cooking and definitely some cleaning today.
Plus, my new vacuum battery came!
Hopefully I can sneak in a nap.
Hopefully I can sneak in a nap.
Hooray for executive function!
And my bedroom is NOT a disaster! 😂
Hooray for executive function!
And my bedroom is NOT a disaster! 😂
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
😂😂😂😂😂
Yup. In full Victorian.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
😂😂😂😂😂
Yup. In full Victorian.
I've made an EPIC kitchen mess. 🤣😂 and I'm 3 solid drinks in.
No house fires.... Yet.
Prep: ✅️
Ramen for dinner: ✅️
Meds found: ✅️
Vacuum battery replaced: ✅️
I've made an EPIC kitchen mess. 🤣😂 and I'm 3 solid drinks in.
No house fires.... Yet.
Prep: ✅️
Ramen for dinner: ✅️
Meds found: ✅️
Vacuum battery replaced: ✅️