Michael
@mikeymike1287.bsky.social
✨️ 37 ✨️ Nerd ✨️ Cat dad ✨️
✨️ Just a lil guy 😇 ✨️ He/Him ✨️ 18+ ✨️
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✨️ Just a lil guy 😇 ✨️ He/Him ✨️ 18+ ✨️
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At least I won't be wasting five hours of my birthday driving home from someone who doesnt give a shit if I die this year 🥰
December 9, 2025 at 2:28 AM
At least I won't be wasting five hours of my birthday driving home from someone who doesnt give a shit if I die this year 🥰
Staying warm and cozy on this chilly evening
December 5, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Staying warm and cozy on this chilly evening
I got a haircut and feel less like a unkempt freak
December 5, 2025 at 4:47 PM
I got a haircut and feel less like a unkempt freak
If anyone wants to buy me the West End Girl butt plug for my birthday I won't stop them
December 4, 2025 at 2:25 PM
If anyone wants to buy me the West End Girl butt plug for my birthday I won't stop them
Tomorrow is my last day and then im off Friday and all of next week! I'm so excited about all my silly little birthday week plans!
December 4, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Tomorrow is my last day and then im off Friday and all of next week! I'm so excited about all my silly little birthday week plans!
I also really enjoyed Shelby Oaks. Its also just very cool that Chris Stuckman made his first movie.
December 4, 2025 at 12:28 AM
I also really enjoyed Shelby Oaks. Its also just very cool that Chris Stuckman made his first movie.
Strange Harvest was way better than I had expected it to be. Not that it matters I will watch a shitty found footage/docustyle horror movie any day of the week.
December 4, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Strange Harvest was way better than I had expected it to be. Not that it matters I will watch a shitty found footage/docustyle horror movie any day of the week.
Honestly I want a Hereditary themed evening for my 38th. Is that really too much to ask?!
November 28, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Honestly I want a Hereditary themed evening for my 38th. Is that really too much to ask?!
I'm just a sleepy lil guy who needs a lap to fall asleep on
November 28, 2025 at 3:26 AM
I'm just a sleepy lil guy who needs a lap to fall asleep on
I love when downtown feels empty.
November 28, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I love when downtown feels empty.
My emotional support blueberry Hello Kitty came to work today
November 24, 2025 at 5:21 PM
My emotional support blueberry Hello Kitty came to work today
I'll never forgive Showtime for canceling this gem after two seasons and giving us that fuck ass movie.
November 23, 2025 at 4:37 PM
I'll never forgive Showtime for canceling this gem after two seasons and giving us that fuck ass movie.
Finally home and freeing my self from clothing
November 22, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Finally home and freeing my self from clothing
I was specifically invited to the work function at this one office and I know I'm about to eat so good 😊
November 21, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I was specifically invited to the work function at this one office and I know I'm about to eat so good 😊
Round man seeks cuddles from another geographically undesirable man (on brand.)
November 21, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Round man seeks cuddles from another geographically undesirable man (on brand.)
I really have been eating this fall
November 17, 2025 at 2:04 PM
I really have been eating this fall
Oh nooo I didn't mean to miss that person rn or at all 🥲. Time for bed to avoid any unnecessary texting 😅
November 16, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Oh nooo I didn't mean to miss that person rn or at all 🥲. Time for bed to avoid any unnecessary texting 😅
I am absolutely gutted to learn And Dum Sum is closing 😭
November 16, 2025 at 1:13 AM
I am absolutely gutted to learn And Dum Sum is closing 😭
I just had the best Brussels sprouts I've ever personally made in my life
November 16, 2025 at 12:30 AM
I just had the best Brussels sprouts I've ever personally made in my life
Does anyone wanna come yap/let me lay on them while I play Digimon?
November 15, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Does anyone wanna come yap/let me lay on them while I play Digimon?
I fell off the anime eventually so with all due respect what the fuck is this?! When did Greymon get crazy ass wings and a Barrett gun arm?!
November 15, 2025 at 4:43 AM
I fell off the anime eventually so with all due respect what the fuck is this?! When did Greymon get crazy ass wings and a Barrett gun arm?!
My friend keeps telling me to watch Tell Me Lies but in the next breath tells me its triggering 🤨
November 13, 2025 at 12:41 AM
My friend keeps telling me to watch Tell Me Lies but in the next breath tells me its triggering 🤨
So I ate like a whole loaf of bread today 😭
November 9, 2025 at 3:24 AM
So I ate like a whole loaf of bread today 😭