Mike Wozniak
@mikewozniak.bsky.social
Showbusinessman. One bean of @threebeansaladpod.bsky.social. The Malcolm Durridge behind the St Elwick's Neighbourhood Association Newsletter Podcast. Devoted assistant to the Junior Taskmaster.
www.mrmikewozniak.com
www.mrmikewozniak.com
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"The Bench" is hitting the UK and Ireland like a high-speed bench in 2026. A hot 'n' fresh new stand-up tour coming to a theatre near you (potentially)! Pre-sale tickets via mailing list (link in bio) or if you’re a Three Bean Patron. Starts 30.10.25 10am. General on-sale 31.10.25 10am. Yes please!
Extra tour dates added right now for times and places that fit your schedule like a snooker ball in the right kind of pocket hopefully. Tickets here: mrmikewozniak.com
November 14, 2025 at 10:29 AM
Extra tour dates added right now for times and places that fit your schedule like a snooker ball in the right kind of pocket hopefully. Tickets here: mrmikewozniak.com
Liverpool is it? Yes please. Box office now open for The Bench at the Playhouse. 23rd Jan. everymanplayhouse.com/event/mike-w...
November 13, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Liverpool is it? Yes please. Box office now open for The Bench at the Playhouse. 23rd Jan. everymanplayhouse.com/event/mike-w...
What's that? There are still a few tickets left for Three Bean Salad live at the King's Theatre Glasgow on Monday? Why the blazes haven't they mentioned this before????? www.atgtickets.com/shows/three-...
November 7, 2025 at 3:19 PM
What's that? There are still a few tickets left for Three Bean Salad live at the King's Theatre Glasgow on Monday? Why the blazes haven't they mentioned this before????? www.atgtickets.com/shows/three-...
Extra London date isn't it!
November 4, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Extra London date isn't it!
Tour sale now very much in the chocks away phase (mostly - a few dates go on sale later but that's all made clear at the website in the bio). The show is irresistibly titled "The Bench" and it shall be a hoppin' and a skippin' and a jumpin' all around the UK and Ireland in 2026.
October 31, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Tour sale now very much in the chocks away phase (mostly - a few dates go on sale later but that's all made clear at the website in the bio). The show is irresistibly titled "The Bench" and it shall be a hoppin' and a skippin' and a jumpin' all around the UK and Ireland in 2026.
Pre-sale done and dusted and thank you one and all! More tickets released into the wild for the general sale tomorrow from 10am. Details in website in bio as per...
October 30, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Pre-sale done and dusted and thank you one and all! More tickets released into the wild for the general sale tomorrow from 10am. Details in website in bio as per...
Sorry to wilfully mislead. Just after your attention for a moment as a pre-sale of my new stand-up tour "The Bench" begins today at 10am. Top-secret, inner-sanctum pre-sale link via mailing list at website in bio or Three Bean Salad pod Patreon wotsit. General sale starts tomorrow 10am. BYO gravy.
October 30, 2025 at 8:12 AM
Sorry to wilfully mislead. Just after your attention for a moment as a pre-sale of my new stand-up tour "The Bench" begins today at 10am. Top-secret, inner-sanctum pre-sale link via mailing list at website in bio or Three Bean Salad pod Patreon wotsit. General sale starts tomorrow 10am. BYO gravy.
"The Bench" is hitting the UK and Ireland like a high-speed bench in 2026. A hot 'n' fresh new stand-up tour coming to a theatre near you (potentially)! Pre-sale tickets via mailing list (link in bio) or if you’re a Three Bean Patron. Starts 30.10.25 10am. General on-sale 31.10.25 10am. Yes please!
October 28, 2025 at 10:39 AM
"The Bench" is hitting the UK and Ireland like a high-speed bench in 2026. A hot 'n' fresh new stand-up tour coming to a theatre near you (potentially)! Pre-sale tickets via mailing list (link in bio) or if you’re a Three Bean Patron. Starts 30.10.25 10am. General on-sale 31.10.25 10am. Yes please!
Ideal development for the short-film-hungry.
My short film DADDY SUPERIOR is now on Youtube!
Featuring:
@mikewozniak.bsky.social
@chriscantrill.bsky.social
@sammytdobson.bsky.social
@amygledhill.bsky.social
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YY2x...
Featuring:
@mikewozniak.bsky.social
@chriscantrill.bsky.social
@sammytdobson.bsky.social
@amygledhill.bsky.social
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YY2x...
Daddy Superior - Short Film
YouTube video by Benjamin Partridge
www.youtube.com
October 23, 2025 at 9:24 AM
Ideal development for the short-film-hungry.
Brought to you by Kendal Mint Cake Systems (an Omnicorp company): podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/t...
July 23, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Brought to you by Kendal Mint Cake Systems (an Omnicorp company): podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/t...
Reposted by Mike Wozniak
In today's ep, we keep you abreast of the latest news about the Jacobinius Arse Syndrome crisis. Featuring: @mikewozniak.bsky.social @tneenan.bsky.social @mmaarrow.bsky.social and sueharrison123.bsky.social. Thanks to @garethgwynn.bsky.social for production help.maximumfun.org/episodes/bee...y/
Episode 124 - Your Host’s Tenth Anniversary | Maximum Fun
Mike Wozniak, Tom Neenan, Susan Harrison, Gemma Arrowsmith and Linnea Sage join in this month as your host celebrates his tenth anniversary.
maximumfun.org
July 21, 2025 at 10:13 AM
In today's ep, we keep you abreast of the latest news about the Jacobinius Arse Syndrome crisis. Featuring: @mikewozniak.bsky.social @tneenan.bsky.social @mmaarrow.bsky.social and sueharrison123.bsky.social. Thanks to @garethgwynn.bsky.social for production help.maximumfun.org/episodes/bee...y/
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The Crown Jewel of podcasts. Show notes:
July 16, 2025 at 12:31 PM
The Crown Jewel of podcasts. Show notes:
Reposted by Mike Wozniak
I'm doing the Camden Fringe on 28-30 July.
(6.30pm, Aces and Eights, Tufnell Park).
It's a show about my great-grandfather, Cyril (aka "The Bard of Gower") and is a work-in-progress - but some of Cyril's stuff is 80+ years old, so I'm calling those bits "run-in".
camdenfringe.com/events/garet...
(6.30pm, Aces and Eights, Tufnell Park).
It's a show about my great-grandfather, Cyril (aka "The Bard of Gower") and is a work-in-progress - but some of Cyril's stuff is 80+ years old, so I'm calling those bits "run-in".
camdenfringe.com/events/garet...
Gareth Gwynn: Cyril - Camden Fringe
Cyril Gwynn (1897-1988), also known as The Bard Of Gower, was “a tall, sunburnt, unsmiling farmer”.Gareth Gwynn (1983-Present) is none of these things.Gareth did not spend the First World War in the M...
camdenfringe.com
July 2, 2025 at 8:31 AM
I'm doing the Camden Fringe on 28-30 July.
(6.30pm, Aces and Eights, Tufnell Park).
It's a show about my great-grandfather, Cyril (aka "The Bard of Gower") and is a work-in-progress - but some of Cyril's stuff is 80+ years old, so I'm calling those bits "run-in".
camdenfringe.com/events/garet...
(6.30pm, Aces and Eights, Tufnell Park).
It's a show about my great-grandfather, Cyril (aka "The Bard of Gower") and is a work-in-progress - but some of Cyril's stuff is 80+ years old, so I'm calling those bits "run-in".
camdenfringe.com/events/garet...
New episode of Three Bean Salad to be listened to on bended knee OR standing to attention but nowhere in between please. podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/t...
July 16, 2025 at 11:29 AM
New episode of Three Bean Salad to be listened to on bended knee OR standing to attention but nowhere in between please. podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/t...
Must see:
This is the least cool thing I've ever done and I was once in a choir that went on Blue Peter. www.youtube.com/watch?v=bleC...
Yoghurt And Raspberry Magnum Review
YouTube video by Benjamin Partridge
www.youtube.com
July 11, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Must see:
May your quiver be filled with beans today: podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/t...
July 9, 2025 at 9:26 AM
May your quiver be filled with beans today: podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/t...
Why not stop wizzing on that jellyfish sting and try applying soothing beans instead? podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/t...
June 25, 2025 at 7:12 AM
Why not stop wizzing on that jellyfish sting and try applying soothing beans instead? podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/t...
Reposted by Mike Wozniak
Bidges get midges. Show notes:
June 4, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Bidges get midges. Show notes:
BE the flame podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/t...
June 11, 2025 at 6:25 AM
BE the flame podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/t...
6 tog or gorse? You decide. podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/t...
June 4, 2025 at 6:41 AM
6 tog or gorse? You decide. podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/t...
Giving this a bash: www.instagram.com/mrmikewozniak/ (keep expectations low)
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June 3, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Giving this a bash: www.instagram.com/mrmikewozniak/ (keep expectations low)
Further brave and crucial documentary making from @benpartridge.bsky.social
Join me on a journey to find the site of the first ever Magnum: youtu.be/wiGaarltn38
Finding The Site Of The First Ever Magnum
YouTube video by Benjamin Partridge
youtu.be
June 2, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Further brave and crucial documentary making from @benpartridge.bsky.social
"The Ballad of Wallis Island" is out today and it's an absolute humdinger of a peach of a film. Get stuck in! #TheBalladOfWallisIsland www.focusfeatures.com/the-ballad-o...
The Ballad of Wallis Island
The Ballad of Wallis Island follows Charles (Tim Key), an eccentric lottery winner who lives alone on a remote island and dreams of getting his favorite musicians, McGwyer Mortimer (Tom Basden and Car...
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May 30, 2025 at 7:26 AM
"The Ballad of Wallis Island" is out today and it's an absolute humdinger of a peach of a film. Get stuck in! #TheBalladOfWallisIsland www.focusfeatures.com/the-ballad-o...
WEDNESDAY! (21st May no less). Lush comedy gala gig happening in EXETER with the likes of Spencer Jones, Mel Owen, Will Adamsdale, JoJo Maberly and so and so forth! Fundraiser for the upcoming Exeter comedy fest. Get thee there! Tickets here: www.exetercornexchange.co.uk/whats-on/exe...
Exeter Corn Exchange Exeter Comedy Festival Gala Gig
Join us for an evening of funny stuff handpicked from the Exeter Comedy Festival.
www.exetercornexchange.co.uk
May 16, 2025 at 8:38 AM
WEDNESDAY! (21st May no less). Lush comedy gala gig happening in EXETER with the likes of Spencer Jones, Mel Owen, Will Adamsdale, JoJo Maberly and so and so forth! Fundraiser for the upcoming Exeter comedy fest. Get thee there! Tickets here: www.exetercornexchange.co.uk/whats-on/exe...
Big lush gala comedy night get things going for the IMMINENT Exeter Comedy Festival. Tickets here: www.exetercomedyfestival.com/galagig
Gala gig — Exeter Comedy Festival JUNE 5th-8th 2025
www.exetercomedyfestival.com
May 13, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Big lush gala comedy night get things going for the IMMINENT Exeter Comedy Festival. Tickets here: www.exetercomedyfestival.com/galagig