Michael Truk
@miketruk.bsky.social
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i think, therefore i stink
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It's a Good Pope, Charlie Brown
implausibleblog.bsky.social
Pope Leo says that American bishops need to be more vocal and support migrant communities from being abducted by ICE in US cities

"Important that we as church give a message of hope in the midst of these horrible struggles, what's going on in some cities in the US"

"The church cannot be silent"
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bro you are utterly failing to meet the moment
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this is how i found out
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I copied the balloon boy stunt a day after it happened but everyone was so upset from being duped that they didn't pay any attention
youngdeuces.bsky.social
Share a piece of lore about yourself

Yes I stole this from musky folks site…I feel like we’ll get better answers here lol
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He's about to have so much more time for Pat McAfee, we aren't nearly rid of him
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Fell asleep on an armchair in the middle of the room at three separate in-laws' Christmas gatherings
miketruk.bsky.social
This idiot could not teach college-aged men to bathe properly to avoid staph infections
bluestein.bsky.social
Just in: The son of legendary Georgia football coach Vince Dooley is weighing a run against Democratic incumbent Jon Ossoff, a move that could shake up one of the most competitive U.S. Senate races in the nation. #gapol
ajc.com/politics/202...
Son of University of Georgia football legend may run for U.S. Senate
Derek Dooley, son of famed University of Georgia football Coach Vince Dooley, is considering a run for the U.S. Senate against Democratic incumbent Jon Ossoff
ajc.com
miketruk.bsky.social
Very excited for the annual month long celebration of our Detroit Lions #pridemonth #onepride
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if more products advertised that they set old people on fire i would buy them
razzball.bsky.social
Interesting promotional material
Final Destinations
Bloodlines directors say they broke the world record for oldest person set on fire
miketruk.bsky.social
Hyrule Warriors? Nah, let me tell you about another warrior who rules from on high
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whomever is making money off these should be hunted down and shot
nat.gertler.com
Unlicensed Peanuts books released this month.
A.I. shall doom us all.
The cover to The Peanuts Movie: True Story Of includes such things as Snoopy fliying in an actual plane with doghouse textures, and random non-Peanuts characters in addition to Charlie Brown and Lucy done awkwardly. Cover to The Best Story of Peanuts features Lucy in a zig-zag shirt, and a much of non-{eanuts characters with vaguely Peanuts faces. Really, cannot describe the horror. Sorry, my alt text pals!
miketruk.bsky.social
finally, the last obstacle standing between the modern Yankees and a world series title has fallen
nytimes.com
The New York Yankees are ending the team’s longstanding policy on facial hair and will allow “well-groomed beards moving forward.” The policy was in place since the 1970s.
Yankees Part With Tradition: Beards Are Now Allowed
The team is ending its longstanding policy on facial hair and will allow “well-groomed beards moving forward,” Hal Steinbrenner said.
www.nytimes.com
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you can tell jokes and drink beer without anyone getting upset about it - the secret is not to act like a gross weirdo or a monster
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JD Vance: "Our culture sends a message to young men that you should suppress every masculine urge ... my message to young men is don't allow this broken culture to send you a message that you're a bad person bc you're a man, bc you like to tell a joke, bc you like to have a beer with your friends."
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gug dootlieb
awfulannouncing.bsky.social
"I think it exposes how little people understand about one, this level of college basketball… And so what my challenge to these people is, when we start winning, I want a mea culpa from every f*cking one of you. That's what I want."
Doug Gottlieb demands a mea culpa from 'every f*cking one of you' when his team starts winning
Doug Gottlieb is calling for an apology from his critics, vowing they’ll owe him one when his Green Bay team starts turning things around.
bit.ly
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you'll spit out your drink when i reveal exactly why that is
espn.com
ESPN @espn.com · Jan 31
From Bad Bunny to Drew Carey, these stars showed the Royal Rumble isn't just for pro wrestlers.

More from @ardaocal.bsky.social on Royal celebrity entrants and their results ⬇️
Which celebrities have competed in the Royal Rumble -- and who's next?
From Bad Bunny to Drew Carey, these stars showed the Royal Rumble isn't just for pro wrestlers.
spr.ly
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i'd have fuckin tore it up on baby billy's bible bonkers