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Mike Rose
@miketrose.bsky.social
Brooklynite, dad, improviser
What kind of gas station convenience store doesn't stock ice scrapers? C'mon Sheetz.

(Yes we should have one in the car)
December 2, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Pretty close to the top of my NEVER EVER DO THIS list is "inject self with botulinum toxin from an unknown source" www.nyc.gov/assets/doh/downlo...
December 1, 2025 at 6:10 PM
These petty, bigoted, science-hostile, homophobic, murderous jerkwad sons of bitches www.nytimes.com/2025/11/26/he...
www.nytimes.com
November 29, 2025 at 6:12 PM
I truly do not quite know what to make of this device withhup.com/
Hup Smart Camera - Your Home Assistant | $99
AI-powered smart camera that automatically detects messes, creates tasks, monitors safety hazards, and helps build better habits. 5-star rated. Made in USA.
withhup.com
November 29, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Gifted my mom a copy of Beth Pinsker's "My Mother's Money" and kicked off an intense and important after-dinner conversation about planning amzn.to/3XTyeZj
My Mother's Money: A Guide to Financial Caregiving: Pinsker CFP®, Beth: 9780593800577: Amazon.com: Books
amzn.to
November 28, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Love the shout-out to Lancaster PA from favorite son Jonathan Groff #Parade
November 27, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Nice… but what about Sporty, Posh and Scary?
November 27, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Headed to Whole Foods at 8:30 pm pray for my soul
November 27, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Anyone know Katya Cengel at Popular Mechanics? Pretty sure this physicist is Edward TELLER, not "Telleras."

apple.news/AlO9noxR8QyWwSGgPs...
November 26, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Just now heard kid 2 say "Playa Bowls" and thought it was "pliables" weird
November 26, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Honestly, "Vivienne Message" not the worst name for an NPC #SMSpan
November 24, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I couldn't figure out what that smell was when I got home this afternoon. Like cinnamon toast.

Turns out it's the Mamdani/Trump bromance making everyone on Staten Island lose their freaking minds.
November 21, 2025 at 11:49 PM
No but seriously arxiv.org/pdf/2511.15304
November 21, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Waiting for the car wash to finish and the CNN panelists insisting that Donald Trump just wants transparency around Epstein makes me feel like I am taking crazy pills
November 15, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Landry Shamet is UNCONSCIOUS #knicks
November 15, 2025 at 2:35 AM
The problem is this food truck is between me and the salad I really should get
November 13, 2025 at 6:30 PM
We WERE yelling at the TV!
November 13, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Early this morning the earworm of "Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald" ebbed away… and was immediately replaced with the earworm of Survivor's "Burning Heart" my family thanks you for your good wishes and asks for privacy at this difficult time youtu.be/NeCwJ1IiQQw?si=znSR5...
Survivor - Burning Heart (Audio)
Music video by Survivor performing Burning Heart. (C) 1985 Volcano Entertainment, III, LLC #Survivor #BurningHeart #Vevo #RockAndRoll #VevoOfficial
youtu.be
November 11, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Shocked, shocked to discover that Director Patel is unreliable, flaky and cranky www.nytimes.com/2025/11/10/wo...
November 11, 2025 at 2:58 AM
hmmm if only someone who famously disdains exercise and has a family history of dementia would get with the walking www.statnews.com/2025/11/03/e...
5,000 steps a day could slow cognitive decline in people with signs of Alzheimer’s, study suggests
New research bolsters evidence that people with early signs of Alzheimer’s can slow cognitive decline with low to moderate physical activity.
www.statnews.com
November 10, 2025 at 5:28 PM
These keystone kkkops are driving off with toddlers in violation of their own rules, common sense and any iota of moral clarity. Shameful, rotten, not to be borne.

www.nytimes.com/2025/11/07/us...
Immigration Agents Arrest Man in L.A. Raid and Drive Off With His Toddler
The child was later reunited with her grandmother, but the episode alarmed immigrant rights groups. The father, a U.S. citizen, faces a gun possession charge.
www.nytimes.com
November 8, 2025 at 1:55 AM