Hats Not Haircuts!
@mightbmike.bsky.social
Professional programmer, semi-professional yapper. I’m only on this app when I’m off the clock. I’m just tryna get these jokes and memes off frfr.
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🚨BREAKING: President Donald Trump violated the Constitution and federal law by ordering hundreds of National Guard soldiers to Portland, Oregon, earlier this year, a federal judge ruled Friday. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...
Trump-Appointed Judge Rules His Portland Military Takeover Was Unconstitutional
Read more here.
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November 8, 2025 at 1:30 AM
🚨BREAKING: President Donald Trump violated the Constitution and federal law by ordering hundreds of National Guard soldiers to Portland, Oregon, earlier this year, a federal judge ruled Friday. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...
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Spades >>>> UNO
what are we going to fuss over today friends?
November 7, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Spades >>>> UNO
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“He’s having a seizure and they’re trying to rip the baby out of her hands”
November 7, 2025 at 3:48 AM
“He’s having a seizure and they’re trying to rip the baby out of her hands”
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And stop blaming women for the fucked up shit men hide and do. Don’t put the onus on us instead of holding them accountable for their behavior. We can do everything right and still get played
October 31, 2025 at 2:52 PM
And stop blaming women for the fucked up shit men hide and do. Don’t put the onus on us instead of holding them accountable for their behavior. We can do everything right and still get played
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Devastating! This is Jamaica after Hurricane Melissa. 🙏
October 31, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Devastating! This is Jamaica after Hurricane Melissa. 🙏
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Haiti reported the highest number of deaths following catastrophic flooding from hurricane rains.
Death toll from Hurricane Melissa climbs to 49, with many still missing
Haiti reported the highest number of deaths following catastrophic flooding from hurricane rains.
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October 31, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Haiti reported the highest number of deaths following catastrophic flooding from hurricane rains.
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For those of us with Caribbean roots, seeing the damage from Hurricane Melissa hits especially hard. Privileged to talk to organizers in Jamaica who are already looking ahead. @adamlmahoney.bsky.social @capitalb.bsky.social
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Jamaican Americans Mobilize After the Island's Worst Hurricane in a Century
It is unknown how long it could take the island to recover from the storm, one of the strongest storms on record in the Atlantic.
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October 31, 2025 at 12:07 AM
For those of us with Caribbean roots, seeing the damage from Hurricane Melissa hits especially hard. Privileged to talk to organizers in Jamaica who are already looking ahead. @adamlmahoney.bsky.social @capitalb.bsky.social
capitalbnews.org/hurricane-me...
capitalbnews.org/hurricane-me...
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Youth are marching from Belgrade to join a rally in the country's north as Serbia's political crisis deepens.
Thousands march in Serbia to mark deadly train station collapse a year ago
Youth are marching from Belgrade to join a rally in the country's north as Serbia's political crisis deepens.
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October 31, 2025 at 7:30 AM
Youth are marching from Belgrade to join a rally in the country's north as Serbia's political crisis deepens.
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Hamas hands over two more bodies of Israeli captives as Palestinians wonder if truce will hold.
Ceasefire without peace in Gaza as Israel continues bombing south
Hamas hands over two more bodies of Israeli captives as Palestinians wonder if truce will hold.
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October 31, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Hamas hands over two more bodies of Israeli captives as Palestinians wonder if truce will hold.
Oh I’m ready for this
October 29, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Oh I’m ready for this
Do it like it’s yo bday
October 27, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Do it like it’s yo bday
Skeets be giving Gen Z whole time y’all 40+
October 27, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Skeets be giving Gen Z whole time y’all 40+
Bow. Been dead atp
I still don't know five Bia songs.
October 27, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Bow. Been dead atp
Conspiring? I’m just otw for a lil chat friend
October 27, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Conspiring? I’m just otw for a lil chat friend
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There’s power in the tongue. 🙌🏿 Be careful what you accidentally manifest into reality.
October 27, 2025 at 3:25 AM
There’s power in the tongue. 🙌🏿 Be careful what you accidentally manifest into reality.
Do It
October 27, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Do It
Q1 FY 2026 I’m on yo ass
October 27, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Q1 FY 2026 I’m on yo ass
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Prayers to the people of Jamaica as they weather this storm.
October 27, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Prayers to the people of Jamaica as they weather this storm.
I’m tired for tomorrow already
October 27, 2025 at 3:15 AM
I’m tired for tomorrow already
YCGYPTNNTAUTGPCYPGBEB
October 27, 2025 at 3:14 AM
YCGYPTNNTAUTGPCYPGBEB
RAH RAH LIKE A DUNGEON DRAGON
October 27, 2025 at 3:13 AM
RAH RAH LIKE A DUNGEON DRAGON
Stealing?? Food?? I never born witness to such a thing before.
Yall seen people stealing food before???
October 27, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Stealing?? Food?? I never born witness to such a thing before.