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Might As Well Jump

@mightaswelljumpnow.bsky.social

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The name's Jumpy. Hello you wonderful thing you. He/Him 48 🇬🇧- Promotes loves all you gorgeous humans 100% in everything you do here, so thank you! 😁👍❤️ NSFW & MDNI 🔞 "Such a disappointing bio. WTF" - Barack Obama, yesterday

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Might As Well Jump @mightaswelljumpnow.bsky.social · Sep 8

@polypolyoxenfree.me
The minute I met her, I ignored her for 2 weeks. Then in chats, I apologised for ignoring & saw her content and thought "she's unlike anyone I've ever met". She is a blazing fire mentally and physically and with her every day is Christmas. Poly Poly Oxxxen Free is pure gold. ❤️

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$20/$50 | Lori Critter @loricritter.bsky.social · Sep 9

hi! im lori critter, the ragingly horny nonbinary critter of your dreams :3

u can find me being a total slut on sites like Fansly, Manyvids, Clips4Sale, IWantClips, Loyal Fans, Mint Stars, and AP Clips! find all the links in my 🔗🌳

#nsfw #nonbinary #porn #xxx #realporn #realnsfw #pussy

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Might As Well Jump @mightaswelljumpnow.bsky.social · 1h

🥵🥵🥵 oh how lovely! ❤️🙏

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Goddess McKraken @mrs-kraken.bsky.social · 2h

Perfect way to end a day of spoiling myself. 🥰

linktr.ee/goddessmckra...

#milf #sudsy #tits #tummy #bush #chubby #thickthighs

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Might As Well Jump @mightaswelljumpnow.bsky.social · 1h

On Friday night I played with my band at our usual venue and had a great night- athough my voice was on its last legs, we had a mystery feedback in one of the mics and I finally broke my 35 year old Yamaha keyboard! But we got £64 in tips and it was overall a lovely evening! Here's a clip- enjoy! ❤️🙏

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Poly! xxx 💋 (Goal Met!🥰) @polypolyoxenfree.me · 3d

On the road on the way to my VanillaLand thing. But when your girl wants to hear you do a British accent, you show her your British accent. (All of my UK peeps, please don't judge me too harshly. I swear it's much better after I've had a pint or two.)

#Audio 🔊

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Poly! xxx 💋 (Goal Met!🥰) @polypolyoxenfree.me · 29d

THE FACT THAT MY FEED WAS NOT ABSOLUTELY TEEEEEEMING WITH PIRATE PORN TODAY, ON INTERNATIONAL TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY, IS A DISAPPOINTMENT I DON'T KNOW IF I'LL RECOVER FROM. Better post some pirate smut in my comments or repost this with yours so that we can still be friends. 🦜🏴‍☠️

#TalkLikeAPirateDay

Polly stands in the corner dressed in a pirate outfit with no pants. She has a white pirate blouse with a purple scarf with multicolor Celtic knot work tied around her waist with The Fringe hanging down and a purple corset with black piping that is part way undone. She wears long dangly gold earrings. Her hands are behind her hips and she has one leg forward as though she's about to walk to you. Her signature red lips are parted as though she is saying AAAARRRRRRGH!

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Poly! xxx 💋 (Goal Met!🥰) @polypolyoxenfree.me · 2d

I have pre-performance jitters. SOOOO excited about the new collab I'm about to shoot. But I feel like I'm about to walk onstage. Same butterflies. When I'm nervous, my puppy relaxes me. Thank God for pets! Do you have one? Let's get a pet thread going!

Poly leans forward for her Chihuahua and scratches the top of her head. Puppy is just this side of sleep. Poly is wearing her black silk pajamas and her cleavage is sticking out of it, as usual. Her signature red lips are pursed in a pout. Tits and cleavage included because... Well, it's content innit? Got to keep up with the gooners.

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Poly! xxx 💋 (Goal Met!🥰) @polypolyoxenfree.me · Sep 13

#SoapySaturday anyone?

Sorry I'm so gone at the moment. I've snuck to the loo at this family party to send y'all some smut. ♥️ Ya!!!

Shot from below of Poly getting out of the shower. As Coldplay once said, everything is yellow.

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Poly! xxx 💋 (Goal Met!🥰) @polypolyoxenfree.me · 1d

This is probably my favourite #Fetish couple. @thesouthernvixen.bsky.social always brings it, ESPECIALLY when it comes to BDSM play. 🥵🥵🥵 (You should follow too!)

The southern vixen @thesouthernvixen.bsky.social · 2d

#fetishfriday playtime anyone?

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Might As Well Jump @mightaswelljumpnow.bsky.social · 2h

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I love this too!!!!

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Poly! xxx 💋 (Goal Met!🥰) @polypolyoxenfree.me · 1d

I don't care that I'm the only person that ever gets entertained by this picture. I'm going to reshare it anytime there's an opportunity for it to be appropriate to post. I love it so much. This right here? This is my humour. #NerdAlert #Titties #NSFWLEGO

Poly! xxx 💋 (Goal Met!🥰) @polypolyoxenfree.me · 1d

I will never NEVER pass up an opportunity to share this picture. It makes me laugh.

Pauly's naked tits with white sheets forming a mountain behind them and a little mountaineer Lego with a shouting bubble that reads echo!, three word bubbles below the tits each read echo! The fact that this never gets any love is not going to dissuade me from enjoying it everyday damn time.

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Poly! xxx 💋 (Goal Met!🥰) @polypolyoxenfree.me · 1d

YAAAAYYYYY!!!! Forget pumpkin spice lattes and changing leaves... @violetisdelicious.bsky.social has declared it No Pants #FlannelFriday! Autumn can officially begin! 🎉

Neck to hip picture of poly in a green and navy blue plaid flannel shirt which is open down the front to reveal her two big ol' titties. Kinda defeats the purpose of the snuggly shirt to drag your tits out of it all the time. But poly tends to favour form over function.

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Poly! xxx 💋 (Goal Met!🥰) @polypolyoxenfree.me · 1d

I'm gonna try to get through the thank yous to the lovely folks who got me to my tip goal this week! We start off strong with a sneak peek of my upcoming Princess Leia content for @chefquirky.bsky.social! Thank you, Babes!!! 😘💋

Poly is on her knees on the bed sitting up and leaning towards camera wearing a Princess Leia Jabba's palace costume that doesn't fit for shit. Her tits spill out of the top in every direction. She holds a chain that's connected to a gold collar. She looks ready to throttle a giant space slug.

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Poly! xxx 💋 (Goal Met!🥰) @polypolyoxenfree.me · 1d

My lovely friend @monstranceclock85.bsky.social helped me rescue my tip goal this week and his request was "black." I know what a fan he is of Trouble 😻. How about her in black lace? You like it, Penelope? 😏

Super close-up on Poly's pussy clad in black lace panties that are in a major cameltoe situation. Not a speck of hair to be found. Hope you're hungry.

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Poly! xxx 💋 (Goal Met!🥰) @polypolyoxenfree.me · 2d

Y'all have really stepped up this week! My tip goal has just been met! My #ThighThursday has a little bonus overgrown pussy for ya. I have lots of content to post to thank everyone. But this one is for the person who said he didn't need a shout-out. This is me not shouting him out. (How did I do?)

Close-up on Poly's pov of her fupa up to her knees. She wears black pleather teddy with a zipper to the hem with black garters straps around her thighs. They're squishy. Her pussy peeks out. It can't decide if it is bald or hairy. It's grown out a bit, but super sparse. Like the first beard a British dude tries to grown at uni. Just like, awww. Bless. It's trying to be a bush. Poor lamb.

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Poly! xxx 💋 (Goal Met!🥰) @polypolyoxenfree.me · 6d

For my #OnlyFans peeps who aren't used to me dropping multiple things in a row, I wanted to let you know that *GLORYHOLE POV* is now up. I'm going to drop a couple of extra things as an apology for being sorta absent this week because I was mooning over a girl. (Still mooning, I'll just post more.😈)

Super close up of Polly's hand around a cock and her face just behind with her tongue outstretched towards the cock. She is smiling as she licks. A keen observer might notice how damn grown out her manicure is. She's desperate for a fill, but nobody's been tipping this week.

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Poly! xxx 💋 (Goal Met!🥰) @polypolyoxenfree.me · 3d

When @chunterart.bsky.social makes the request for tits and tummy, you answer the call! I hope this is to your liking! 😘💋

Poly is laying down and wearing naught but her gothic choker with attached chains that lead to her nipples. Her fist in the top left corner wraps around the chains and tugs, pulling up on her nipples. Her signature ruby lips are open in a moan at the top right corner and her wavy brown hair falls behind her shoulders. The bottom diagonal half of the photo is her soft creamy white belly. Tits. Check. Tummy. Check. I think my homework is complete, teacher!

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Poly! xxx 💋 (Goal Met!🥰) @polypolyoxenfree.me · 14h

Another day waking up to find somebody has discovered something from the archives! Yay!!! How fun! I had about 750 followers at the time and remember thinking how exciting it was that this one got more than 50 likes. Let's see if all my new peeps like my farmer's daughter vibe. 😏💋

Poly! xxx 💋 (Goal Met!🥰) @polypolyoxenfree.me · Mar 26

FARMER POLY

Who wants to plough me? 😏

Poly wears overalls and no shirt. Her tits are fucking massive. Like, for real though. The side boob in this picture is ridiculous. The bib of the overall barley covers the nipple.

Poly lays back in the bed with the overalls bunched and her titty threatening to escape. Gravity has somehow been thwarted for this millisecond. Oh, and her mouth is open seductively with her red lips inviting.

Closeup as poly pulls down the bib of her overalls to show her naked tits beneath. Her nipples are so barely covered here that they would hardly be classified as outerwear.

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Poly! xxx 💋 (Goal Met!🥰) @polypolyoxenfree.me · 13h

You wanna know why? This is why.

Silver Tongued Devil @thechainedoblivion.bsky.social · 15h

CW: worship, cunnilingus, fingering, impact play, penetration

Now... Don't. Close. Them. Again.
Understood?

Good.

I hate having my meal interrupted.

Especially when it's so warm and needy...
Just... Begging to be devoured.

What?
Come again?

Your thighs are sore?

Well... Let's fix that.

1/7

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Poly! xxx 💋 (Goal Met!🥰) @polypolyoxenfree.me · 23h

Hey @thecrimsontint.com! Isn't there something you should be eating? 🍎🍏

Super close-up on Poly's pussy clad in red panties holding a honey crisp apple in front of it. Rather like Magritte's "Son of Man" but potentially wetter. Crimson knows what I'm talking about.

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Poly! xxx 💋 (Goal Met!🥰) @polypolyoxenfree.me · 13h

It's so lovely to awaken to my Gallant Sir Knight ⚔️ having tributed me as I slept! Thank you, as always, @tributerchris.bsky.social for the sexy honour. I love being your Queen 👑! 😘💋

Chris 🏳️‍🌈 @tributerchris.bsky.social · 22h

Me and my royal Queen ❤️😘 @polypolyoxenfree.me #cock #pussy #tributeme #cocktribute #nsfw

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Poly! xxx 💋 (Goal Met!🥰) @polypolyoxenfree.me · 13h

This was my original pinned post. If there is one photo that really captures my IRL vibe, it's probably this. I don't take myself seriously AT ALL. 🤣

Poly! xxx 💋 (Goal Met!🥰) @polypolyoxenfree.me · Jul 5

You like sexy and humorous tits, eh?

Poly out sunglasses on her titty, because it made her laugh. Full stop. Like... LAUGH laugh.

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Cassie Marie @cassiemarie39.bsky.social · 24d

Skipped a workout this past weekend, so I had to double up last night 😭 but I had an amazing glute pump 💪 enjoy 😏

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Cassie Marie @cassiemarie39.bsky.social · 10d

At my happy place, the only way I'm able to get out any frustration the next few weeks.

Gym locker room, gray yoga pants black cropped sweatshirt top, bright green sneaks and my gallon of water.

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Cassie Marie @cassiemarie39.bsky.social · 8d

Over 30 SW thread! Quote with a picture and age 🥰

39, reborn and loving every single day 🥰

Lounge setting, denim top and mini skirt, handbag on lap ❤️ emjoi protecting the innocent in the background.

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