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Michele Feltman Strider @michelestrider.bsky.social · 1d

It's like a festival of closeted Mormons

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Michele Feltman Strider @michelestrider.bsky.social · 1d

Halloween candy is too expensive. Do kids still eat Tide Pods?

Michele Feltman Strider @michelestrider.bsky.social · 1d

On the plus side, a split walnut does sort of look like a brain

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Michele Feltman Strider @michelestrider.bsky.social · 1d

I am a middle-aged white woman, and I need this to be real.

Michele Feltman Strider @michelestrider.bsky.social · 2d

"Jennifer Ludden of NPR notes that about one of every eight Americans gets an average of $187 a month in food assistance."

That is so many more people than I realized!

Michele Feltman Strider @michelestrider.bsky.social · 2d

There is no downside for him. He could rebuild the WH as a monument to himself and get to spend the rest of his term at Mar-a-Lago, aka "The Winter White House," like he wanted to do in his first administration.

Michele Feltman Strider @michelestrider.bsky.social · 2d

*thumps the Cal player with the rolled up pants on the forehead*

Michele Feltman Strider @michelestrider.bsky.social · 2d

Got bored, then remembered the library exists

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Michele Feltman Strider @michelestrider.bsky.social · 2d

Someone recreate this, except the trees are all Gritty. I need that.

The Washington Post @washingtonpost.com · 2d

Despite the demolition of the East Wing of the White House to build President Trump’s ballroom, you can still expect the annual holiday decoration tour at the People’s House, which attracts tens of thousands each year.

Despite demolition, White House will still hold holiday decoration tours

The tour route will be updated now that the East Wing has been demolished.

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Michele Feltman Strider @michelestrider.bsky.social · 2d

I am my phone and it is me

William Gibson @greatdismal.bsky.social · 2d

Western man is externalizing himself in the form of gadgets. —Dr. Benway, in Naked Lunch by William S. Burroughs

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Michele Feltman Strider @michelestrider.bsky.social · 3d

Headline: Meet Mico, Microsoft’s AI version of Clippy

me: I hate all of those words, individually and collectively

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Michele Feltman Strider @michelestrider.bsky.social · 3d

That's why he dodged service in Vietnam. The war was too woke.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 3d

Trump: "We won the first world war, second world war -- I always say, everything before and everything in between -- and then we got woke and we said, 'Well, let's call it Defense.'"

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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 3d

lol. lmao.

Breaking News
President Trump said he called off the deployment of federal agents to San Francisco at the request of tech industry friends.

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Michele Feltman Strider @michelestrider.bsky.social · 4d

His specialty would be pup cups, and it's all I would ever order

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Michele Feltman Strider @michelestrider.bsky.social · 4d

whispers *my posts get tens of likes over on Mastodon. tens!*

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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 5d

LEGAL RELEASE FORM: You agree to let us film you
ME: Seems OK
FORM: We own your face forever
ME: Ummm
FORM: We own your face via technologies that haven’t been invented yet
ME:
FORM: in other galaxies
ME: OK hold on
FORM: If we kill you during filming you’re not allowed to scream

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Michele Feltman Strider @michelestrider.bsky.social · 5d

I've decided that soup made from split peas is Splippy Soup.

Please make any and all necessary adjustments regarding this change. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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Michele Feltman Strider @michelestrider.bsky.social · 5d

I don't know who needs to hear this, but it's time to Pentagon Papers the Epstein Files

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Strider @reluctantranger.bsky.social · 6d

The bad guy in my trilogy was *literally* a corrupt developer who runs 4 office, becomes a tyrant (local level), brings in an environmental destructive industry & abusive private security, etc.

That was 15 YEARS AGO.

I've adjusted, but cannot keep up with the evil. It's just incomprehensible.

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Michele Feltman Strider @michelestrider.bsky.social · 7d

Fairhope was founded on socialist principles and continues to be the least Alabama place in Alabama.

Michele Feltman Strider @michelestrider.bsky.social · 7d

Fairhope, y'all!!!!!!

Please let her be someone I used to know.

thekoolaidmom.bsky.social @thekoolaidmom.bsky.social · 8d

#NoKings event in Fairhope, Al.
A woman was arrested for "lewd conduct" because she was dressed in penis suit with a sign that said "No dick-tator"
3 cops on a 53 yo woman.

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Michele Feltman Strider @michelestrider.bsky.social · 7d

If it can be categorized as a caper, is it really a crime?

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Michele Feltman Strider @michelestrider.bsky.social · 7d

Give these heroes an honorary Tony award

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Michele Feltman Strider @michelestrider.bsky.social · 8d

There's almost too much stupid to process, but what does he think happened 15 years ago?

Does Dementia Don think the Summer of Love was 15 years ago?

Also, he owns 555 California St. Do with that information what you will, y'all.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 8d

TRUMP: If I were a Democrat, I'd say, 'Come on it.' What do you have to lose?

BARTIROMO: And you're going to San Francisco next

TRUMP: We're gonna go to San Francisco. The difference is I think they want us in San Francisco. 15 year ago, it went woke.

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Michele Feltman Strider @michelestrider.bsky.social · 8d

Why does his makeup suck even in AI? Why?!?!