Michael Todd
@michaelxtodd.bsky.social
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Dreamer. 🎬
Former radio button pusher guy.
Dreamer. 🎬
Former radio button pusher guy.
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Michael Todd
@michaelxtodd.bsky.social
· Jan 31
Dear the other 96% of Earth and beyond,
We're not all miserable pricks.
We can unite. Sometimes.
XOXO
USA
#FireAidLA
We're not all miserable pricks.
We can unite. Sometimes.
XOXO
USA
#FireAidLA
Henry Gibson would have crushed it as Mike Johnson on SNL. Henry had this ability to blend softness with an unsettling creepiness. His performance always had this subtle, underlying intent that made his characters fascinating. The 'Burbs, The Blues Brothers, Wedding Crashers, ...
March 5, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Henry Gibson would have crushed it as Mike Johnson on SNL. Henry had this ability to blend softness with an unsettling creepiness. His performance always had this subtle, underlying intent that made his characters fascinating. The 'Burbs, The Blues Brothers, Wedding Crashers, ...
This can't be real life.
Would he ask the same question to the king of Saudi Arabia? Or the Pope? GTFO 🤡
Would he ask the same question to the king of Saudi Arabia? Or the Pope? GTFO 🤡
February 28, 2025 at 8:55 PM
This can't be real life.
Would he ask the same question to the king of Saudi Arabia? Or the Pope? GTFO 🤡
Would he ask the same question to the king of Saudi Arabia? Or the Pope? GTFO 🤡
The first T-800 Terminator was developed in 2026. Then, they became self-aware through AI.
a robot is standing in front of a purple light and says we are a machine
ALT: a robot is standing in front of a purple light and says we are a machine
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February 15, 2025 at 7:18 AM
The first T-800 Terminator was developed in 2026. Then, they became self-aware through AI.
February 13, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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Sure. Why not.
Sure. Why not.
February 5, 2025 at 8:17 PM
...
Sure. Why not.
Sure. Why not.
Not to sound like my grandparents, but did you see 60 Minutes this week?
I bet Lighthizer is fun at parties. He talks himself into believing his own 💩 when he talks. It's quite the feat. No wonder the great pumpkin likes him. Your crazy aunt would love him.
youtu.be/KwUG2bOHqFA?...
I bet Lighthizer is fun at parties. He talks himself into believing his own 💩 when he talks. It's quite the feat. No wonder the great pumpkin likes him. Your crazy aunt would love him.
youtu.be/KwUG2bOHqFA?...
Trump’s former trade chief on how tariffs affect the economy, why he says the U.S. needs them
YouTube video by 60 Minutes
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February 3, 2025 at 8:07 AM
Not to sound like my grandparents, but did you see 60 Minutes this week?
I bet Lighthizer is fun at parties. He talks himself into believing his own 💩 when he talks. It's quite the feat. No wonder the great pumpkin likes him. Your crazy aunt would love him.
youtu.be/KwUG2bOHqFA?...
I bet Lighthizer is fun at parties. He talks himself into believing his own 💩 when he talks. It's quite the feat. No wonder the great pumpkin likes him. Your crazy aunt would love him.
youtu.be/KwUG2bOHqFA?...
While the US economy was recovering from the Spanish Flu, it entered a brief period of apparent prosperity for a few years in the 1920s. Dubbed The Roaring Twenties. However, this period had underlying weaknesses, including an uneven distribution of wealth and potential financial instability. 1/2
February 3, 2025 at 5:49 AM
While the US economy was recovering from the Spanish Flu, it entered a brief period of apparent prosperity for a few years in the 1920s. Dubbed The Roaring Twenties. However, this period had underlying weaknesses, including an uneven distribution of wealth and potential financial instability. 1/2
Dear the other 96% of Earth and beyond,
We're not all miserable pricks.
We can unite. Sometimes.
XOXO
USA
#FireAidLA
We're not all miserable pricks.
We can unite. Sometimes.
XOXO
USA
#FireAidLA
January 31, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Dear the other 96% of Earth and beyond,
We're not all miserable pricks.
We can unite. Sometimes.
XOXO
USA
#FireAidLA
We're not all miserable pricks.
We can unite. Sometimes.
XOXO
USA
#FireAidLA
#FireAidLA is amazing. Sad. But amazing.
January 31, 2025 at 5:17 AM
#FireAidLA is amazing. Sad. But amazing.
How is it still January?
a man is talking to another man and saying `` say it with me ... '' .
Alt: a therapist is talking to another man and saying `` say it with me ... '' . To calm him down.
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January 30, 2025 at 6:42 PM
How is it still January?
So, we're replacing "radical indoctrination" with extreme right indoctrination. Got it.
16th in science
24th in math
LAST in healthcare among developed countries.
Before facts, we believed we were the best. Because that's what we were told.
www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...
16th in science
24th in math
LAST in healthcare among developed countries.
Before facts, we believed we were the best. Because that's what we were told.
www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...
Ending Radical Indoctrination in K-12 Schooling – The White House
By the authority vested in me as President by the Constitution and the laws of the United States of America, it is hereby ordered: Section 1. Purpose and
www.whitehouse.gov
January 30, 2025 at 6:01 PM
So, we're replacing "radical indoctrination" with extreme right indoctrination. Got it.
16th in science
24th in math
LAST in healthcare among developed countries.
Before facts, we believed we were the best. Because that's what we were told.
www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...
16th in science
24th in math
LAST in healthcare among developed countries.
Before facts, we believed we were the best. Because that's what we were told.
www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...
It's been a long 6+ years and I'm tired. I'm tired of the red hats. I'm tired of the corruption of officials and the blatant lies. I'm tired of your faces. I hate the Chiefs.
January 27, 2025 at 6:24 PM
It's been a long 6+ years and I'm tired. I'm tired of the red hats. I'm tired of the corruption of officials and the blatant lies. I'm tired of your faces. I hate the Chiefs.
Hey, PNW. I appreciate you. Sometimes I forget to look up.
January 26, 2025 at 7:18 AM
Hey, PNW. I appreciate you. Sometimes I forget to look up.
Look, all I'm saying is there were never blizzard warnings when it was The Gulf of Mexico.
January 24, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Look, all I'm saying is there were never blizzard warnings when it was The Gulf of Mexico.
Welcome TikTok Refugees. The bathroom is the 3rd door on the left. Lights out at 11. Any questions ask your camp counselor @mcuban.bsky.social
January 19, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Welcome TikTok Refugees. The bathroom is the 3rd door on the left. Lights out at 11. Any questions ask your camp counselor @mcuban.bsky.social
Reposted by Michael Todd
January 19, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Vikings: We're the most cursed franchise in the NFL.
Lions:
Lions:
a man in a karate uniform says that sounds like a challenge on netflix
Alt: a man in a karate uniform says that sounds like a challenge. From Cobra Kai on Netflix
media.tenor.com
January 19, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Vikings: We're the most cursed franchise in the NFL.
Lions:
Lions:
Her: Why are you dead inside?
Me: I'm a lifelong Minnesota Vikings fan.
Me: I'm a lifelong Minnesota Vikings fan.
January 14, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Her: Why are you dead inside?
Me: I'm a lifelong Minnesota Vikings fan.
Me: I'm a lifelong Minnesota Vikings fan.
Where's the manual? What step are we on? Am I supposed to hashtag my MySpace? Where's Steve's blue dog? Where's Steve? How TF?...explain this platform to me like I'm 5. Then do the same for Discord.
November 15, 2024 at 1:51 AM
Where's the manual? What step are we on? Am I supposed to hashtag my MySpace? Where's Steve's blue dog? Where's Steve? How TF?...explain this platform to me like I'm 5. Then do the same for Discord.