Michael Turk
@michaelturk.bsky.social
Quayle2K, Bush-Cheney '04, Fred '08 and 2X RNC survivor. Reformed political hack. Former Republican. All opinions are my own, but should be yours. They are 100% correct, I assure you. I'm huge in Belgium.
Why do you want me to think it tastes like Ed Sheeran?
August 16, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Why do you want me to think it tastes like Ed Sheeran?
We like to role play “freelancer” in the bedroom. That’s where we agree in advance how much work I’ll do and when we’re done she tells me she expected more for free.
August 16, 2025 at 3:41 PM
We like to role play “freelancer” in the bedroom. That’s where we agree in advance how much work I’ll do and when we’re done she tells me she expected more for free.
The one point I have yet to see anybody making: by claiming the Epstein files are a Democratic hoax to get him, Trump acknowledges that he is, in fact, in the files.
July 16, 2025 at 10:19 PM
The one point I have yet to see anybody making: by claiming the Epstein files are a Democratic hoax to get him, Trump acknowledges that he is, in fact, in the files.
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but if your hair hangs down to your ass, put it UP at a concert so it’s not dragging over the legs of the person behind you.
June 24, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but if your hair hangs down to your ass, put it UP at a concert so it’s not dragging over the legs of the person behind you.
If you accept that we are sending people to El Salvador with no due process and ALSO accept that once they are in the labor camp, we have no legal recourse to bring them back, then what you’re really arguing is the US government is now in the slave trade.
April 1, 2025 at 11:10 PM
If you accept that we are sending people to El Salvador with no due process and ALSO accept that once they are in the labor camp, we have no legal recourse to bring them back, then what you’re really arguing is the US government is now in the slave trade.
ICE Barbie is at it again
March 20, 2025 at 3:09 AM
ICE Barbie is at it again
The trouble with reading as much as I do is I constantly say “That’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever read” and then an hour later I read something even dumber.
It’s like thing piece writers are in a nuclear arms race of stupid.
It’s like thing piece writers are in a nuclear arms race of stupid.
March 4, 2025 at 12:34 PM
The trouble with reading as much as I do is I constantly say “That’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever read” and then an hour later I read something even dumber.
It’s like thing piece writers are in a nuclear arms race of stupid.
It’s like thing piece writers are in a nuclear arms race of stupid.
Reposted by Michael Turk
Any other former political appointees or government employees want to join a class action against Treasury & OPM over our private data being violated by Musk and his clowns?
February 2, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Any other former political appointees or government employees want to join a class action against Treasury & OPM over our private data being violated by Musk and his clowns?
Elon Musk: “I’m going to frequently post in Latin or quote historical figures so you know how highly educated I am!”
Also Elon: “How was I supposed to know one of the most easily recognizable fascist hand gestures in the history of the world before I executed it - TWICE - at a fascist rally?”
Also Elon: “How was I supposed to know one of the most easily recognizable fascist hand gestures in the history of the world before I executed it - TWICE - at a fascist rally?”
January 31, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Elon Musk: “I’m going to frequently post in Latin or quote historical figures so you know how highly educated I am!”
Also Elon: “How was I supposed to know one of the most easily recognizable fascist hand gestures in the history of the world before I executed it - TWICE - at a fascist rally?”
Also Elon: “How was I supposed to know one of the most easily recognizable fascist hand gestures in the history of the world before I executed it - TWICE - at a fascist rally?”
And now we get to see if religious freedom or racist freedom matters more to Trump people. Once he demonstrates that you’ll let him take people out of your sanctuaries, you’ll be next.
Trump won't ban immigration arrests at churches. Now clergy are weighing how to resist
Numerous faith leaders across the U.S. say the immigration crackdown launched by President Donald Trump’s new administration has sown fear within their migrant-friendly congregations.
apnews.com
January 27, 2025 at 1:57 PM
And now we get to see if religious freedom or racist freedom matters more to Trump people. Once he demonstrates that you’ll let him take people out of your sanctuaries, you’ll be next.
I have used our air fryer to cook a lot of stuff. You will never convince me they weren’t invented solely to reheat soggy fries from a carry out order. They should have a button/setting that just says “Soggy Fries”.
January 27, 2025 at 1:55 PM
I have used our air fryer to cook a lot of stuff. You will never convince me they weren’t invented solely to reheat soggy fries from a carry out order. They should have a button/setting that just says “Soggy Fries”.
I was promised cheap eggs! If I don’t have cheap eggs by now, what the f**k was the point?
January 25, 2025 at 10:36 AM
I was promised cheap eggs! If I don’t have cheap eggs by now, what the f**k was the point?
This administration is going to go down in history as the most inept, unqualified, unserious group of people to ever lead our nation.
January 15, 2025 at 1:30 PM
This administration is going to go down in history as the most inept, unqualified, unserious group of people to ever lead our nation.
What’s the best gamertag you’ve ever seen? My personal favorite is MrSisterFister because I like alliteration. But AreolaGrande was a close second.
January 13, 2025 at 3:09 PM
What’s the best gamertag you’ve ever seen? My personal favorite is MrSisterFister because I like alliteration. But AreolaGrande was a close second.
People don’t deserve dogs, and cats don’t deserve people.
January 13, 2025 at 2:39 PM
People don’t deserve dogs, and cats don’t deserve people.
I love that DC is so fragile they pre-cancel everything before even a single flake has fallen.
January 6, 2025 at 4:03 AM
I love that DC is so fragile they pre-cancel everything before even a single flake has fallen.
No need to branch out. I’d stick with fried chicken.
If I became the richest man in the world tomorrow, you know what I’d do?
Go around the world sampling fried chicken from every culture. I’d be the Keith Lee of fried chicken reviews. Just dropping million-dollar tips around the world…for fried chicken.
Okay, I’ll branch out: Shrimps, too.
Go around the world sampling fried chicken from every culture. I’d be the Keith Lee of fried chicken reviews. Just dropping million-dollar tips around the world…for fried chicken.
Okay, I’ll branch out: Shrimps, too.
January 2, 2025 at 3:56 PM
No need to branch out. I’d stick with fried chicken.
Reminder for next New Years. If you start watching The Invention of Lying at 10:02pm, you can turn it off at 10:03 because it’s fucking terrible.
January 1, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Reminder for next New Years. If you start watching The Invention of Lying at 10:02pm, you can turn it off at 10:03 because it’s fucking terrible.
If anyone is spending Christmas Eve alone and has nowhere to go, let me know. I need to borrow some chairs.
December 24, 2024 at 4:34 PM
If anyone is spending Christmas Eve alone and has nowhere to go, let me know. I need to borrow some chairs.
On a Southwest flight. Eyes closed. Headphones on. Most people would think I was asleep.
Feel thumps on the seat. Open my eyes. Hand in my face holding graham crackers.
Never had an attendant kick my seat to “wake” me just to force crackers on me.
A little aggressive for a mediocre treat.
Feel thumps on the seat. Open my eyes. Hand in my face holding graham crackers.
Never had an attendant kick my seat to “wake” me just to force crackers on me.
A little aggressive for a mediocre treat.
December 13, 2024 at 5:17 PM
On a Southwest flight. Eyes closed. Headphones on. Most people would think I was asleep.
Feel thumps on the seat. Open my eyes. Hand in my face holding graham crackers.
Never had an attendant kick my seat to “wake” me just to force crackers on me.
A little aggressive for a mediocre treat.
Feel thumps on the seat. Open my eyes. Hand in my face holding graham crackers.
Never had an attendant kick my seat to “wake” me just to force crackers on me.
A little aggressive for a mediocre treat.
No Ark 2 at the game awards. How long can you promise a game without giving ANY additional updates? Even Duke Nukem was more transparent.
December 13, 2024 at 1:52 PM
No Ark 2 at the game awards. How long can you promise a game without giving ANY additional updates? Even Duke Nukem was more transparent.
Remember when 2017 ended and humanity, collectively, said that was the worst year ever and now 2017 doesn’t even crack the top 5 worst years of the last decade?
December 11, 2024 at 4:37 PM
Remember when 2017 ended and humanity, collectively, said that was the worst year ever and now 2017 doesn’t even crack the top 5 worst years of the last decade?
So now we know what the NDA for the relationship deets with DJTJ cost them.
President-elect Donald Trump plans to nominate Kimberly Guilfoyle, his son’s longtime fiancée, to serve as U.S. ambassador to Greece.
Here’s what to know about Guilfoyle.
Here’s what to know about Guilfoyle.
Who is Kim Guilfoyle? Trump taps ex-Fox News host, lawyer as Greek ambassador
Trump announced his intent to nominate Kim Guilfoyle — a former Fox News host, political fundraiser and fiancée of son Don Jr. — to become U.S. ambassador to Greece.
wapo.st
December 11, 2024 at 2:37 PM
So now we know what the NDA for the relationship deets with DJTJ cost them.