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Less boring than before, probably.
This is who runs this account.
February 2, 2026 at 12:16 AM
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You can test new tech ideas using the Seinfeld Test

Would the product eliminate the plot of an episode? (Google maps, cell phones, paypal, battery packs)

Good tech.

Would the product inspire new Seinfeld plots? (NFTs, AI chatbots, crypto currency, blindboxes, metaverse land sales)

Bad tech.
January 31, 2026 at 6:57 AM
Breakfast burrito of leftover meatloaf, green beans and carrots with added egg and cheese. Tame by @scalzi.com standards (2 out of 5 on the Scalzi Burrito Scale), but tasty nonetheless.
January 29, 2026 at 1:55 PM
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A reminder to the news media: “conflicting accounts” is what you say BEFORE the incontrovertible video evidence appears. After that, your job is to ask why one side is lying, not to repeat the lie and pretend no one knows the truth.
January 25, 2026 at 12:28 PM
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7. Troublemaker, by El Lissitzky, 1913
January 20, 2026 at 3:42 AM
Haydn is more fun than Mozart
This place needs some Innocuous Discourse pronto. Quote this with a take that’s not political or aggressive
January 7, 2026 at 1:49 AM
When a research library closes, we lose access to materials for sure, but we also lose access to the librarians, often subject matter experts themselves. Ask any researcher in any field about how much the staff at facilities like this have helped them.
January 2, 2026 at 2:44 PM
Actually, the plural is “snickers doodle.”
December 19, 2025 at 1:35 PM
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The real question is not "Why is Bluesky so left-coded," the real question is "Why can't the right exist in a social media environment without algorithmic assistance, where people can ignore them"
December 2, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Kronos Quartet
Pete Seeger
Robyn Hitchcock
Sonny Rollins
Depeche Mode
The Monkees
Brian Wilson
Cowboy Junkies
Jeff Mangum solo AND Neutral Milk Hotel
Low
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen

Eliott Smith
Juana Molina
Moldy Peaches
Camper Van Beethoven
Gillian Welch
November 28, 2025 at 4:31 AM
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Marriage A-la-Mode, Plate V: The Death of the Earl, by Simon François Ravenet, after William Hogarth, 1745, 📸 by @evanvucci
November 22, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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8675309 is prime, and so is 8675311, so if you ever need a middlin'-large pair of adjacent primes to test your cryptographic suite, all you need is a 1980s earworm and a +2 and you're all set.
Man, everything is so bleak, anyone got a fun fact or little bit of trivia they want to share
November 21, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Working on a microhistory on the history of microhistories. #microhistory
November 3, 2025 at 2:47 PM
If the World Series game goes to 2 a.m. it will be 1 a.m. again.
November 2, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Check out some fast speedcubers as they compete for US National Champion this weekend!

www.youtube.com/live/cmvOzMn...

#rubiks #speedcubing
Rubik's x TheCubicle CubingUSA All-Stars 2025 Day 1
YouTube video by SpeedcubingTv
www.youtube.com
November 1, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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Don't feel like doing a repost that puts the murder video on the timeline yet again but do feel like repeating the point that the president just straight-up assassinated 11 people for supposedly doing something that wouldn't be a death-penalty crime if they were caught and convicted
September 3, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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Broken record territory rapidly approaching, but once again: Homelessness is not a societal inevitability. It's a policy failure.

This is a solvable issue with a known solution, even under capitalism, because that solution is less expensive than the current responses.

We just don't want to do it.
August 30, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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🤔A lot of transphobes that kept it under wraps are just completely crashing out over Gavin Newsom.

If one individual trans person says, "I will never vote for Gavin Newsom." and that makes you go "I HATE YOUR WHOLE COMMUNITY! ALL OF YOU!" Then this had nothing to do with Gavin Newsom.

Be for real.
August 23, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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August 21, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Challenge: post your last photo taken in DC to show what a hell-hole it is:
August 11, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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Heiwatei Baizou, an intelligent pigeon who does traditional rakugo storytelling, is the mascot of Heiwa estate agency in Saitama.
July 21, 2025 at 2:00 PM
I’m jealous of young people because they get to hear Stravinsky for the first time.
July 12, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Ready for these 5x5 finals! #speedcubing #wca
July 5, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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Trump's argument for the elimination of the estate tax is that the heirs of the super rich will no longer have to go beg a predatory Jewish banker for a bridge loan to overcome cash flow problems associated with the $15 million dollar estate they're about to get.
July 4, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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the Senate's small-state ultra-bias is never more maddening than when one senator uses it to get benefits for her 740,000 constituents while openly acknowledging the bill she's supporting will harm the nation's 339 million other residents.
July 1, 2025 at 9:29 PM