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Michael Cook
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Me: Liberal. Likes: Democracy, Dallas Cowboys, Boston Celtics, Boston Bruins, San Jose Sharks, Beatles, Bangles, R.E.M., Natalie Merchant The Beatles came to America in February 1964. I was born 9 months later. Obviously, Paul McCartney is my real dad
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Michael Cook @michaelcook.bsky.social · 3h
This story was brought to you by Draft Kings….
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Michael Cook @michaelcook.bsky.social · 6h
Let them eat cake! And also, don’t give them any cake!!!
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Michael Cook @michaelcook.bsky.social · 16h
Wait, they put a Panther in the penalty box? Is that even allowed??
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Michael Cook @michaelcook.bsky.social · 16h
Nothing more unamerican than the Heritage Foundation
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Michael Cook @michaelcook.bsky.social · 16h
And then Celebrini is assaulted by two Panthers and….no call
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Michael Cook @michaelcook.bsky.social · 4d
I liked Isaac Jones
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Michael Cook @michaelcook.bsky.social · 4d
Send those results straight to all the Dems that were ready to throw trans rights under the bus
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Michael Cook @michaelcook.bsky.social · 4d
Just so we’re all on the same page, the past tense of cast is…..cast.

Casted is not a word. It looks like a word, but it is, in fact, not a word.
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Michael Cook @michaelcook.bsky.social · 4d
There is less ball scratching tonight. Some ball scratching, sure, but less
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Michael Cook @michaelcook.bsky.social · 7d
Absolutely. Pooh Corner seems much more appropriate for the incontinent would-be King
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Michael Cook @michaelcook.bsky.social · 7d
You spelled communist Marxist wrong
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Michael Cook @michaelcook.bsky.social · 7d
I hope they let them take a nap before making them drive home
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Michael Cook @michaelcook.bsky.social · 7d
Tbf, he knew the outcome
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Michael Cook @michaelcook.bsky.social · 8d
100%, I thought Lawrence was interviewing Columbo
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Michael Cook @michaelcook.bsky.social · 10d
I think it’s a pretty cool drawing, tbh
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Michael Cook @michaelcook.bsky.social · 12d
Oh, all of a sudden the Trump administration cares about what is “legally allowed”??
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Michael Cook @michaelcook.bsky.social · 12d
Yeah, because our justice system works like that.

Thirty four felonies? Hey, no problem! Make yourself at home, knock over a few wings, if you want.

Wait, you want to run again?!?!
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Michael Cook @michaelcook.bsky.social · 12d
If I were a psychic and owned my own storefront, everytime someone walked in the door, I’d greet them with, “Oh, there you are”
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Michael Cook @michaelcook.bsky.social · 13d
Worst poker bet ever. I call your degree in ecomonics and I raise you a 5th place finish in a swim competition.
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Michael Cook @michaelcook.bsky.social · 14d
That was probably on me. I turned the game on right after their first goal
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Michael Cook @michaelcook.bsky.social · 14d
Should probably be removed from office when you quiet quit
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Michael Cook @michaelcook.bsky.social · 14d
I think you meant, ‘Da Bears’. Geez, are you even from Illinois??
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Michael Cook @michaelcook.bsky.social · 14d
But first, paint me like your French cats…
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Michael Cook @michaelcook.bsky.social · 14d
Remove Manfred and John Fisher
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Michael Cook @michaelcook.bsky.social · 14d
“And now let’s see it on reverse angle!!”

Heyyyyy, let’s not….
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