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🔞 thicczombie on xitter. pfp by qarosy on tumblr
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i do not "goon". i jerk it with dignity and poise.
December 17, 2025 at 4:27 AM
i do not "goon". i jerk it with dignity and poise.
raises a hand to mime shooting myself in the head during a moment of intense frustration but i suddenly remember that making suicide jokes normalises self-destructive thought patterns so i hastily pretend to inject testosterone into my asscheek instead
December 17, 2025 at 3:21 AM
raises a hand to mime shooting myself in the head during a moment of intense frustration but i suddenly remember that making suicide jokes normalises self-destructive thought patterns so i hastily pretend to inject testosterone into my asscheek instead
do you think anduin was taking that entire suit of armour on and off by himself whenever he needed to take a dump while in exile
December 17, 2025 at 3:07 AM
do you think anduin was taking that entire suit of armour on and off by himself whenever he needed to take a dump while in exile
that's it, ser. take up that libram. you've got an oath to follow now, remember? yeah, you're mommy's devoted little holy warrior now, aren't you? #paladinconversion #paladinkink #nsfwpaladin #pallysky
December 16, 2025 at 5:44 PM
that's it, ser. take up that libram. you've got an oath to follow now, remember? yeah, you're mommy's devoted little holy warrior now, aren't you? #paladinconversion #paladinkink #nsfwpaladin #pallysky
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i'm mister small penis. i'm mister chode. i'm mister 3 inches. i'm mister watery load
September 2, 2025 at 8:07 PM
i'm mister small penis. i'm mister chode. i'm mister 3 inches. i'm mister watery load
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i'm mister fat penis. i'm mister log. i'm mister 8 inches. i'm mister packing hog
September 2, 2025 at 8:08 PM
i'm mister fat penis. i'm mister log. i'm mister 8 inches. i'm mister packing hog
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the streets are saying he's finally getting a tooltip in Midnight
September 2, 2025 at 9:12 PM
the streets are saying he's finally getting a tooltip in Midnight
1950s rhesus monkey experiments rule 34 where the cloth mother has huge soft weighty melons while the wire mother is a seething flatlet gnashing her teeth and crushing her little mosquito bites together between her hands
December 16, 2025 at 6:56 AM
1950s rhesus monkey experiments rule 34 where the cloth mother has huge soft weighty melons while the wire mother is a seething flatlet gnashing her teeth and crushing her little mosquito bites together between her hands
they finally created male birth control that doesn't cause mood swings or acne. yeah it actually works by converting all of your sperm into grand pianos
December 16, 2025 at 3:06 AM
they finally created male birth control that doesn't cause mood swings or acne. yeah it actually works by converting all of your sperm into grand pianos
it's always funny when porn artists suffer from a psychosomatic inability to draw women making exaggerated facial expressions because it's "ugly" because what you end up with is a beautifully rendered image of some chick smiling placidly while a nuclear bomb is going off in her rectum
December 15, 2025 at 8:29 PM
it's always funny when porn artists suffer from a psychosomatic inability to draw women making exaggerated facial expressions because it's "ugly" because what you end up with is a beautifully rendered image of some chick smiling placidly while a nuclear bomb is going off in her rectum
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#artadventcalendar Day 14
"Blue Notes"
Watercolour (10.5 x 7" sold, private collection)
#stilllife #canadianartist #art
"Blue Notes"
Watercolour (10.5 x 7" sold, private collection)
#stilllife #canadianartist #art
December 14, 2025 at 6:37 PM
#artadventcalendar Day 14
"Blue Notes"
Watercolour (10.5 x 7" sold, private collection)
#stilllife #canadianartist #art
"Blue Notes"
Watercolour (10.5 x 7" sold, private collection)
#stilllife #canadianartist #art
i am so boned. first day as an esthetician. waxed the client's ass clean off
December 15, 2025 at 7:35 AM
i am so boned. first day as an esthetician. waxed the client's ass clean off
this is your sign to make an attic for all the cool stuff that deserves to be in your house but you just can't find a good place for
December 15, 2025 at 2:55 AM
this is your sign to make an attic for all the cool stuff that deserves to be in your house but you just can't find a good place for
attic with spiral staircase in an empty stairwell room yippee
December 14, 2025 at 2:10 AM
attic with spiral staircase in an empty stairwell room yippee
this is so cute but there aren't any white flowers so I had to improvise
December 13, 2025 at 11:58 PM
this is so cute but there aren't any white flowers so I had to improvise
the explosive popularity of player housing even in its early access state just goes to show that men crave the sims. you just have to trick them into giving it a shot by baking it into a Real Game
December 13, 2025 at 10:26 PM
the explosive popularity of player housing even in its early access state just goes to show that men crave the sims. you just have to trick them into giving it a shot by baking it into a Real Game
singing in your natural accent as a non-american is so embarrassing like why am i being performatively english right now
December 13, 2025 at 9:02 PM
singing in your natural accent as a non-american is so embarrassing like why am i being performatively english right now
buying the garrosh statue for this
December 13, 2025 at 3:45 PM
buying the garrosh statue for this
bitches love me cuz i provide access to the Grimoire
December 13, 2025 at 12:25 PM
bitches love me cuz i provide access to the Grimoire
planned obsolescence is definitely a thing but also some of you are just terrible at taking care of your belongings
December 13, 2025 at 11:43 AM
planned obsolescence is definitely a thing but also some of you are just terrible at taking care of your belongings
if i had a nutsack it would be so smooth and tight and aesthetically pleasing
December 13, 2025 at 9:30 AM
if i had a nutsack it would be so smooth and tight and aesthetically pleasing