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David Gonzalez
@mgrmoustachio.bsky.social
Middle aged man. Fan of tacos.
Formerly @Skylightbooks. Formerly @Vidiots.
MIA—>LA. Letterboxd: https://boxd.it/tMiB
Men only want one thing, and it’s to watch a manager and an umpire yell at each on an endless scroll.
May 6, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Holy hell did the Cavs invent a 4-pointer? How did this happen?
April 29, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Once, I saw deer—three deer, to be precise—on the hills alongside the 134. Every day since, I’ve looked for them. They are my ducks in the pool.
April 28, 2025 at 10:39 PM
4 yr old: Dada! We saw the Minecraft movie! It was soo good.
Me: Yeah? You liked it?
4 yr old: No.
April 7, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Anybody have a copy of that Val Kilmer profile that Chuck Klosterman wrote for Esquire?
April 2, 2025 at 4:16 AM
A quarter of the way through the year and my fav books so far are: Ursula LeGuin’s Tombs of Atuan, The Farthest Shore & Left Hand of Darkness, Kevin Barry’s The Heart in Winter, and Kate DiCamillo’s Hotel Balzaar (w/the kiddos). Honorable mentions: Bullet Swallower and Saint of the Narrows Street.
April 1, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Lemme tell you, I love being a Marlins fan that gets to root for the Dodgers.
March 27, 2025 at 11:13 PM
My new dentist office has a Ms. Pac Man tabletop, an Ed Ruscha reproduction and a bunch of back issues of McSweeney’s.

Not sure how I’m supposed to feel about the totems of my youth transmogrifying into waiting room detritus.
March 4, 2025 at 6:20 PM
omg…it’s raiNINNGGG!!
January 26, 2025 at 7:21 AM
I showed the girls part one of Who Shot Mr Burns. 8yo thinks it was Smithers. 4yo thinks it was Homer. We’re about to watch part two.
January 26, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Went to meet a friend for drinks but my stomach was in shambles. He suggested I drink a shot of Underberg. Have you have heard of Underberg? Oh my god. Miracle drug.
January 25, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Last night I played pickleball at a private court in a secret warehouse that required a code to get in. It’s the closest I’ll ever get to a sex dungeon.
January 24, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Online speculation!
January 20, 2025 at 11:04 PM
I don’t know what fresh hell awaits my kiddos but I really hope they get their own version of David Lynch, a true artist who for forty years helps steer them towards a clearer version of themselves.
January 17, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Maybe it’s time I try TM.
January 17, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Believe it or not the only David Lynch movie I haven’t seen is Eraserhead.
January 17, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Me: You know that meme where David Lynch is like, I’ve just had a Coke and two cookies! Phenomenal!

Of course I love his films. But his recognition of that particular delight connects me deeply to that man.

Interviewer: Would you care to elaborate?

Me: No.
January 16, 2025 at 11:01 PM
As if LA wasn’t sufficiently in mourning. #DavidLynch
January 16, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Back home. The floorboards beneath our feet carry an entirely different meaning.
January 12, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Paid a visit to The Book Catapult in San Diego. Told the girls that we—me included—are only allowed to buy one book. We walked out with seven.
January 11, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Has anyone checked in on the Americana at Brand Memes guy?
January 10, 2025 at 4:45 PM
On the beach in San Diego and the 8yo is dancing with clams like they’re castanets. Weird to find levity amidst so much angst and heartache.
January 9, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Never went to the Bunny Museum, never went to Side Pie. All these charming idiosyncratic spots in Altadena gone now. To say nothing of homes and schools. The scale of loss is impossible to comprehend.
January 9, 2025 at 6:27 PM
This may sound crazy but during times like this I wish I was a firefighter.
January 8, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Wow.

Sure is windy.
January 7, 2025 at 5:11 PM