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Mark Romoser @mfromoser.bsky.social · 17h

Canada may be off the hook. They're looking to hoover up Venezuela now.

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Mark Romoser @mfromoser.bsky.social · 17h

Aren't we getting a little ahead of ourselves here? Doesn't $CROTU$ have to kill Obergefell first?

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Mark Romoser @mfromoser.bsky.social · 17h

How much beef, infected or otherwise, do we get for $40 billion?

Mark Romoser @mfromoser.bsky.social · 17h

And it's UVA, which has a strict honor code. Any student found violating it is expelled. And this is the place that's settling with the dictionary definition of dishonor??

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Mark Romoser @mfromoser.bsky.social · 20h

Gosh, I love my Blue state!

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Mark Romoser @mfromoser.bsky.social · 21h

Sounds like the Deep State to me.

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Mark Romoser @mfromoser.bsky.social · 21h

How did he get from the Caribbean to Ecuador?

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Mark Romoser @mfromoser.bsky.social · 21h

Why, yes, there really are Nazis on the right.

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Mark Romoser @mfromoser.bsky.social · 1d

How much beef do we get for $40 billion?

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Mark Romoser @mfromoser.bsky.social · 1d

That's what they said about all of them.

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Mark Romoser @mfromoser.bsky.social · 1d

An island? Epstein Island 2.0?

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Mark Romoser @mfromoser.bsky.social · 1d

Outraged statement from the VP's office in 3... 2... 1... (crickets)

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Mark Romoser @mfromoser.bsky.social · 2d

Buybacks? Those were illegal until St. Raygun came along.

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Mark Romoser @mfromoser.bsky.social · 2d

Daddy would not have been proud at all.

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Mark Romoser @mfromoser.bsky.social · 3d

Whiskey Pete's fellow cultists are into some heavy $#*!

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My Husband Said God Wanted Him To Spank Me. Then He Made A Chilling Request That Had Me Gasping For Air.

"If this sounds familiar to you, Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth is part of the same denomination.”

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Mark Romoser @mfromoser.bsky.social · 3d

Happy Caturday! Pumpkin tried to keep me out of the bedroom, so I had to roll over the bed.

Orange tabby cat lying on top of a pile of clothes next to a door.

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Mark Romoser @mfromoser.bsky.social · 4d

He was framed. It was Devolder the whole time! 🙂

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Mark Romoser @mfromoser.bsky.social · 4d

You may recall that Erebor was the Elvish name for the Lonely Mountain, where the dragon Smaug hoarded immense wealth until Bard the Bowman found a hole in his bejeweled armor and shot an arrow through it. We know who Smaug is. Who will be our bowman?

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Mark Romoser @mfromoser.bsky.social · 4d

DeSatan's wife had cancer, too. I have no idea how such a dolt could have graduated summa cum laude from Yale. Even I only made plain old cum laude.

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Mark Romoser @mfromoser.bsky.social · 4d

What has the fiend done with Cartman?

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Mark Romoser @mfromoser.bsky.social · 4d

Get this. MAGA Mike is excoriating her for not doing anything for the people of her district!

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Trump speaker slams newly elected Democrat — and is immediately fact checked

The Louisiana Republican accused Rep.-elect Adelita Grijalva of orchestrating a “political stunt."

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Mark Romoser @mfromoser.bsky.social · 4d

Dog bites?

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Mark Romoser @mfromoser.bsky.social · 4d

This is rich. MAGA Mike is excoriating Adelita Grijalva for not working for her constituents. Yes, that's the Adelita Grijalva he refuses to swear in because that would force a vote on releasing the Epstein files.

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Trump speaker slams newly elected Democrat — and is immediately fact checked

The Louisiana Republican accused Rep.-elect Adelita Grijalva of orchestrating a “political stunt."

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Mark Romoser @mfromoser.bsky.social · 4d

Now Putrid wants to build a 70-mile tunnel to nowhere. There are no railroads within hundreds of miles of this site on either side.

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Mark Romoser @mfromoser.bsky.social · 4d

Flight 666 to Cancun now boarding through Gate 13.

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