2 beers at the bowling alley feels sooooooo good when you've got a babysitter for the next 3 hours
December 20, 2025 at 10:01 PM
2 beers at the bowling alley feels sooooooo good when you've got a babysitter for the next 3 hours
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I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons
December 18, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons
She's got that advent calendar pussy
December 19, 2025 at 2:12 PM
She's got that advent calendar pussy
Hot and greasy like a cheap slice of pizza, douse me in oregano and go to fucking town
December 19, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Hot and greasy like a cheap slice of pizza, douse me in oregano and go to fucking town
Someone took a NASTY shit in the work bathroom it smells like burning tires in here
December 18, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Someone took a NASTY shit in the work bathroom it smells like burning tires in here
Its my 30th birthday what the fuck lol
December 18, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Its my 30th birthday what the fuck lol
I managed to call the wrong number when I was scheduling a BA so now I random store near me knows I have small titties
December 17, 2025 at 4:53 PM
I managed to call the wrong number when I was scheduling a BA so now I random store near me knows I have small titties
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This is me except I'm real lmao
’m Elise, 35. I’m a trans woman who likes building crossword puzzles, not just solving them. I enjoy playing with clues, patterns, and words that fit just right. #trans #transgender #femboy #transwoman #transgirl #crossdresser #translesbian
December 13, 2025 at 4:55 PM
This is me except I'm real lmao
Coaching the baby so his first words are "go birds dickhead"
December 13, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Coaching the baby so his first words are "go birds dickhead"
Jumpscared by the baby, he's so quiet in the bassinet that I forgot he was there for a minute
December 13, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Jumpscared by the baby, he's so quiet in the bassinet that I forgot he was there for a minute
Early shift needs to pack up and get the fuck out of here so I can take pictures of my ass on my desk
December 12, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Early shift needs to pack up and get the fuck out of here so I can take pictures of my ass on my desk
I've only ever lived in commonwealth states (3/4)
December 12, 2025 at 2:15 AM
I've only ever lived in commonwealth states (3/4)
Just realized the 3 year waitlist for FFS in my insurance network means I'm gonna be recovering from major surgery with a toddler in the house and he WILL be terrified
December 11, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Just realized the 3 year waitlist for FFS in my insurance network means I'm gonna be recovering from major surgery with a toddler in the house and he WILL be terrified
What level of delusion is it to outsource ur tarot readings to chatgpt?
December 11, 2025 at 7:50 PM
What level of delusion is it to outsource ur tarot readings to chatgpt?
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I’M LOSING MY SHIT THIS IS SO FUNNY
December 11, 2025 at 3:13 PM
I’M LOSING MY SHIT THIS IS SO FUNNY
Going Dunning-Kruger in the pussy
December 11, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Going Dunning-Kruger in the pussy
My actual job title is Lovable Fuckup they put it on my business cards and everything
December 8, 2025 at 2:44 PM
My actual job title is Lovable Fuckup they put it on my business cards and everything
I've been getting up at 5AM bc that's when the baby gets up and I lowkey get it now. You get a few hours to chill, make coffee, putz around before the day really starts
December 7, 2025 at 12:50 PM
I've been getting up at 5AM bc that's when the baby gets up and I lowkey get it now. You get a few hours to chill, make coffee, putz around before the day really starts
RIP frank gehry, another genius dead before his time
December 5, 2025 at 8:31 PM
RIP frank gehry, another genius dead before his time
Need to get tied up and/or smacked around ASAP
December 3, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Need to get tied up and/or smacked around ASAP
Day 2: closed for snow so once again home with the baby lol
Did make a snowman tho which was nice
Did make a snowman tho which was nice
Baby started daycare today, thank fucking god
December 2, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Day 2: closed for snow so once again home with the baby lol
Did make a snowman tho which was nice
Did make a snowman tho which was nice