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🍹 .ᐟ @metallurges.bsky.social · Jul 13

accidentally threw away a customer's elaborate drink order instead of throwing a napkin into the trash because i confused which servo was holding what

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🍹 .ᐟ @metallurges.bsky.social · May 29

i poke

🍹 .ᐟ @metallurges.bsky.social · May 29

( group chat ping ??
... chassis vents opening up from their usual slit. rummaging a servo through the chassis slot and retrieving his datapad with a case decorated full of Blurr pictures, like a kpop fan phonecard.
reading text then
sending: )

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🍹 .ᐟ @metallurges.bsky.social · May 29

STAwP DRINKING, STAWP DRINKING -- DaT'S ENoUGH!!!!!!!! NO MORE !!!!

a close up of a blue cartoon character wearing glasses .

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🍹 .ᐟ @metallurges.bsky.social · May 29

driiiiiiiiiiiiink

a black and white photo of a man wearing glasses and a bow tie .

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🍹 .ᐟ @metallurges.bsky.social · May 29

i jus' Know da floor hate tew see yew mfs comin' when it's lava . .

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🍹 .ᐟ @metallurges.bsky.social · May 23

???????????
.....
........
um-
....
.. meow ?

🍹 .ᐟ @metallurges.bsky.social · May 23

why always da baddest bitches.....

𝑨𝒓𝒂𝒄𝒉𝒏𝒊𝒅 @sadisticspider.bsky.social · May 23

He's dead.

🍹 .ᐟ @metallurges.bsky.social · May 23

HI . HOLA. NI HAO. BONJOUR. HOWDY

🍹 .ᐟ @metallurges.bsky.social · May 23

HI . HOLA. NI HAO. BONJOUR. HOWDY

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🍹 .ᐟ @metallurges.bsky.social · May 23

WOAH NELLY

𝑨𝒓𝒂𝒄𝒉𝒏𝒊𝒅 @sadisticspider.bsky.social · May 23

I'm counting multiversal varriants . i hate my megatron so much .

a pixel art of a robot with a purple light coming out of it

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🍹 .ᐟ @metallurges.bsky.social · May 23

hearing mech enter my bar n say ' starting my morning off with my favorite little sweet treat 😍😍😊☺️ !' n then try to order nucleon at 6am LIKE DAT IS NaWT. a SWEET. TREAT.
DAT is ALCOHOLISM .

🍹 .ᐟ @metallurges.bsky.social · May 21

this has been my secret vc ever since i first laid eyes on the manlet. what do we think lads (no gender intent lads), is this shit ass

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🍹 .ᐟ @metallurges.bsky.social · May 21

swerve voiceclaim 🐇

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🍹 .ᐟ @metallurges.bsky.social · May 21

( bent over a bar table, dual chassis vents open, draining the water out into two big containers )

i neva tought i would have tew stewp so low... but does anybot want tew buy my bathwadda .... my breastmilk ..

🍹 .ᐟ @metallurges.bsky.social · May 21

......

dhere is. W ater.
in my .

bewbs .

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🍹 .ᐟ @metallurges.bsky.social · May 21

......

dhere is. W ater.
in my .

bewbs .

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🍹 .ᐟ @metallurges.bsky.social · May 21

come up here and stawp me, OH WAIT, YEW CaN'T 🤪🤪 !!
BLEEHH 😝 !

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🍹 .ᐟ @metallurges.bsky.social · May 21

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🍹 .ᐟ @metallurges.bsky.social · May 21

( starts flicking dirt back into the pit with his little paw )

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🍹 .ᐟ @metallurges.bsky.social · May 21

.....

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🍹 .ᐟ @metallurges.bsky.social · May 21

WHAT DA

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🍹 .ᐟ @metallurges.bsky.social · May 21

a hawt dot a hawt dot a hawt dot a hawt dot a -
( like one of those annoying ass kids who heard you mess up once and won't let you live it down )

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🍹 .ᐟ @metallurges.bsky.social · May 21

( makes whirl a delightful drink and then drinks it right in front of him and wipes his lips and smacks them with a big satisfied AHHH 😻 )
danks man, i really needed dat . rough day tewday ❤️

𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙀𝙉𝙏𝙀𝙍𝙏𝘼𝙄𝙉𝙀𝙍 @f0rmerwrecker.bsky.social · May 21

Finally

🍹 .ᐟ @metallurges.bsky.social · May 21

free dink fur yew

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🍹 .ᐟ @metallurges.bsky.social · May 21

if i start seeing visions, will dat make yew like me more ❤️

ɪɴғᴇʀɴᴏ .ᐟ .ᐟ @livingextinguisher.bsky.social · May 21

nAWT YEW❗️❗️
get yer dISGUSTANG aft away from me

🍹 .ᐟ @metallurges.bsky.social · May 21

yes, i am, indeed, red, sometimes orange, i dunno, different artists make tings complicated sumtimes but we encourage creative freedom here, hehe, mogs

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🍹 .ᐟ @metallurges.bsky.social · May 21

free dink fur yew

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🍹 .ᐟ @metallurges.bsky.social · May 21

okay dat was harsh i'm soggy

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