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[Rayman trots off, freezes, then walks backwards.]
I completely forgot to get your name!
[Rayman trots off, freezes, then walks backwards.]
I completely forgot to get your name!
. . . huh . i'll need to pick one up then . i'll call if i need anything .
Uhhhhh... I think the fact that it can tell where you press on the screen makes it smart? [Rayman looks at the screen again and gives it a press.] I don't understand technology, so I can't help you there. But it works!
. . . one big button ? what about if you need to press . . . a second button ?
why's it smart ?
why's it smart ?
I used to have one like yours, [he admits.] I uh, had to upgrade for obvious reasons. [Rayman wiggles his fingers.] You ever seen a smartphone before? The whole thing is like one big button!
ray . . . man . okay .
uh . what's up with the phone you got ? looks . . . like a lot of screen . with no buttons .
uh . what's up with the phone you got ? looks . . . like a lot of screen . with no buttons .
[Rayman opens his mouth, then closes it.] Yeah, here, lemme... You don't want me fat-fingering your phone, ehe. The websites I wind up on sometimes...
Here! [From seemingly nowhere, he produces a smartphone, the number for it displayed on the screen.] Just type that in. And name it Rayman! ✨️
Here! [From seemingly nowhere, he produces a smartphone, the number for it displayed on the screen.] Just type that in. And name it Rayman! ✨️
. . . sure .
* ( pulling out his flip phone . dramatically flipping it open . )
uh . you gonna put it in yourself or just relay the numbers to me ?
* ( pulling out his flip phone . dramatically flipping it open . )
uh . you gonna put it in yourself or just relay the numbers to me ?
Yeah, I know the feeling. I can give you my number if you want? That's how humans talk to each other long distance since you can't use magic, right?
...Don't ask me how I got my phone. Long story. You're better off not knowing.
...Don't ask me how I got my phone. Long story. You're better off not knowing.
alien guy , huh ?
well , i'm not sure anything major is happening right now . i . . . did just wake up though . guess i could be wrong .
well , i'm not sure anything major is happening right now . i . . . did just wake up though . guess i could be wrong .
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That so? I guess that explains why I can sleep so long. No limbs to get achey! Hehe.
I'm just your friendly neighbor alien guy checking in on Earth to make sure things are okay! You guys are a magnet for trouble.
I'm just your friendly neighbor alien guy checking in on Earth to make sure things are okay! You guys are a magnet for trouble.
. . .
* squinting a little .
yeah . i'd ask if you get pains from it too , but uh . . .
you're a lacking a couple of the things i feel pain in .
* squinting a little .
yeah . i'd ask if you get pains from it too , but uh . . .
you're a lacking a couple of the things i feel pain in .
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Oh hey, I get that feeling all the time! Then again, I guess it's a little different for me.
i feel like i slept for a while . for like . 14 years
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