Being proximate to all this Dax Shepard hate must have Adam Brody feeling like a good husband for the first time ever

Taber nacle?! I hardly know er!

You’re allowed to say cunt at work in June

My pronouns are she/her unless I’m feeling needy then it should really be we/us

Boys LOVE pepper jack cheese. Idk what it is about pepper jack cheese that is so boypilled but they truly all cannot get enough of it.

Just tweezed a rogue chin hair. Hope I don’t get arrested for the gender affirming care I just gave myself!

Being concerned about the ‘male loneliness epidemic’ sounds a lot like social affirmative action for broke ugly dudes no one wants to kick it with. While we’re getting rid of DEI let’s just go ahead and start with that one.