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MennoSimmons @mennosimons.bsky.social · 2d

#nokings #nokingsflorida No Kings protest today in Manatee Co, Florida

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MennoSimmons @mennosimons.bsky.social · 2d

Manatee County, Florida ROSE UP today!! At least 3000 flying signs and LOTS of honking and cheering driving by

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MennoSimmons @mennosimons.bsky.social · 2d

#NOKINGS #NOKINGSFLORIDA

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MennoSimmons @mennosimons.bsky.social · 2d

Manatee County, Florida ROSE UP today!! At least 3000 flying signs and LOTS of honking and cheering driving by

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MennoSimmons @mennosimons.bsky.social · 13d

Why don’t I have a badass nickname like ‘Typhoid Mary’

MennoSimmons @mennosimons.bsky.social · 13d

Look at the eyes. Dead inside. No soul

MennoSimmons @mennosimons.bsky.social · 13d

Being a grownup is a total ripoff

MennoSimmons @mennosimons.bsky.social · 22d

Getting ready for the revolution #nokings #nokingsinameeica #hippieshit #coexist

MennoSimmons @mennosimons.bsky.social · 22d

Don’t know why but I seriously respect this dude

MennoSimmons @mennosimons.bsky.social · 26d

Gulf of Tylenol

MennoSimmons @mennosimons.bsky.social · 27d

@abbyhiggs.bsky.social messaging you from heaven. Where u at

MennoSimmons @mennosimons.bsky.social · 28d

That’s because they can’t go to the doctor! They don’t get diagnosed! God doesn’t allow it and the ‘English’ are heathens. Women commonly die in childbirth because they are not allowed to go to prenatal care or the hospital. There’s a reason my name is MennoSimons

MennoSimmons @mennosimons.bsky.social · 28d

That’s because they can’t go to the doctor! They don’t get diagnosed! God doesn’t allow it and the ‘English’ are heathens. Women commonly die in childbirth because they are not allowed to go to prenatal care or the hospital, unless their husband approves but then they both get in trouble.

MennoSimmons @mennosimons.bsky.social · 28d

My MIL’s marriage cert was rejected because it’s from Iran. She can’t get her Florida license 🙄

MennoSimmons @mennosimons.bsky.social · 28d

Wait so they’re just saying everything they’ve been caught doing wrong is ‘fake’?

MennoSimmons @mennosimons.bsky.social · 28d

Morning meditation:

Breathe in .. breathe out…
I’m not gon scream and shout
I said breathe in .. breathe out..
Don’t knock they ass out
I said breathe in.. breathe out..
I’m not gon scream and shout
I said breathe in.. breathe out..
Don’t knock they ass out

MennoSimmons @mennosimons.bsky.social · Sep 15

At what age do you learn to keep lightbulbs in the cabinet