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MennoSimmons
@mennosimons.bsky.social
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Sharks, the beach, sea glass, published a book, wants either a pet raccoon or opossum, vegetarian, ain’t no damn republican either
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#nokings #nokingsflorida No Kings protest today in Manatee Co, Florida
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Manatee County, Florida ROSE UP today!! At least 3000 flying signs and LOTS of honking and cheering driving by
Manatee County, Florida ROSE UP today!! At least 3000 flying signs and LOTS of honking and cheering driving by
Why don’t I have a badass nickname like ‘Typhoid Mary’
Look at the eyes. Dead inside. No soul
Being a grownup is a total ripoff
Don’t know why but I seriously respect this dude
@abbyhiggs.bsky.social messaging you from heaven. Where u at
That’s because they can’t go to the doctor! They don’t get diagnosed! God doesn’t allow it and the ‘English’ are heathens. Women commonly die in childbirth because they are not allowed to go to prenatal care or the hospital. There’s a reason my name is MennoSimons
That’s because they can’t go to the doctor! They don’t get diagnosed! God doesn’t allow it and the ‘English’ are heathens. Women commonly die in childbirth because they are not allowed to go to prenatal care or the hospital, unless their husband approves but then they both get in trouble.
My MIL’s marriage cert was rejected because it’s from Iran. She can’t get her Florida license 🙄
Wait so they’re just saying everything they’ve been caught doing wrong is ‘fake’?
Morning meditation:

Breathe in .. breathe out…
I’m not gon scream and shout
I said breathe in .. breathe out..
Don’t knock they ass out
I said breathe in.. breathe out..
I’m not gon scream and shout
I said breathe in.. breathe out..
Don’t knock they ass out
At what age do you learn to keep lightbulbs in the cabinet
Did we do that for the MN Democratic senator, her husband and their family DOG ffs
No but there was another school shooting today worth mentioning. Colorado this week
Me? That was in Delaware at the beach, 1990’s 😮‍💨
Exactly what I’m saying
Oh shit did the civil war start already?
If there is a club for people who can’t find their way out of parking lots, I’ll go ahead and sign up.
Sarasota chapter, please
Even more interesting- what is the LEADING cause of death in children in America right now? Gunfire
I love these things. They are so cute, funny, curious and they love music. I like to talk to them like we’ve always been best friends