Memeosaa 🇳🇵
@memeosaa.bsky.social
jokes and daily thought dump of a Nepali living abroad
"you don't look Newar"
me: am I supposed to look like a yomari?
me: am I supposed to look like a yomari?
December 4, 2025 at 7:10 AM
"you don't look Newar"
me: am I supposed to look like a yomari?
me: am I supposed to look like a yomari?
baru credit card decline hola, timro face card kahile decline hudaina
bihana chiya haina, timro good morning bata din suru garna mann lagcha
are you WiFi? cause jata gayeni timlai nai khojchu
timlai NPC haina mero life ko main character banauna mann cha
bihana chiya haina, timro good morning bata din suru garna mann lagcha
are you WiFi? cause jata gayeni timlai nai khojchu
timlai NPC haina mero life ko main character banauna mann cha
December 2, 2025 at 4:30 AM
baru credit card decline hola, timro face card kahile decline hudaina
bihana chiya haina, timro good morning bata din suru garna mann lagcha
are you WiFi? cause jata gayeni timlai nai khojchu
timlai NPC haina mero life ko main character banauna mann cha
bihana chiya haina, timro good morning bata din suru garna mann lagcha
are you WiFi? cause jata gayeni timlai nai khojchu
timlai NPC haina mero life ko main character banauna mann cha
crazy how for yt people climbing Mt. Everest, it’s the greatest day of their life ….for the Sherpa helping them, it’s just a Tuesday
are you Tenzing Norgay cause I want you to be the first to climb on top of my Mt. Everest
are you Tenzing Norgay cause I want you to be the first to climb on top of my Mt. Everest
December 1, 2025 at 3:06 AM
crazy how for yt people climbing Mt. Everest, it’s the greatest day of their life ….for the Sherpa helping them, it’s just a Tuesday
are you Tenzing Norgay cause I want you to be the first to climb on top of my Mt. Everest
are you Tenzing Norgay cause I want you to be the first to climb on top of my Mt. Everest
Nepal matra esto desh hola jaha gharai pichhe neta ra influencers cha
*berojgari exists*
People: is this my opportunity to become an influencer or neta
qualifications bhako haru bidesh tira, qualifications nabhako haru netagiri tira ….country is cooked
*berojgari exists*
People: is this my opportunity to become an influencer or neta
qualifications bhako haru bidesh tira, qualifications nabhako haru netagiri tira ….country is cooked
November 27, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Nepal matra esto desh hola jaha gharai pichhe neta ra influencers cha
*berojgari exists*
People: is this my opportunity to become an influencer or neta
qualifications bhako haru bidesh tira, qualifications nabhako haru netagiri tira ….country is cooked
*berojgari exists*
People: is this my opportunity to become an influencer or neta
qualifications bhako haru bidesh tira, qualifications nabhako haru netagiri tira ….country is cooked
going thru people’s stories in Mangsir: wedding, wedding, another wedding, anniversary post, another wedding
November 26, 2025 at 4:06 AM
going thru people’s stories in Mangsir: wedding, wedding, another wedding, anniversary post, another wedding
🇺🇸: early in the morning
🇳🇵: first hour ma
🇳🇵: first hour ma
November 24, 2025 at 3:10 AM
🇺🇸: early in the morning
🇳🇵: first hour ma
🇳🇵: first hour ma
"you don’t look Nepali"
me: sorry I forgot my Mt. Everest at home
"you don’t look Nepali"
me: sorry I forgot my Dhaka topi at home
"you don’t look Nepali"
me: am I supposed to look like a momo?
me: sorry I forgot my Mt. Everest at home
"you don’t look Nepali"
me: sorry I forgot my Dhaka topi at home
"you don’t look Nepali"
me: am I supposed to look like a momo?
November 21, 2025 at 3:50 AM
"you don’t look Nepali"
me: sorry I forgot my Mt. Everest at home
"you don’t look Nepali"
me: sorry I forgot my Dhaka topi at home
"you don’t look Nepali"
me: am I supposed to look like a momo?
me: sorry I forgot my Mt. Everest at home
"you don’t look Nepali"
me: sorry I forgot my Dhaka topi at home
"you don’t look Nepali"
me: am I supposed to look like a momo?
saying 'momos' in front of a Nepali is a 10/10 rage bait
When I’m back in Kathmandu I feel it, another version of me
ngl haat ma plastic ko gloves lagayera banayeko pani puri doesn’t hit the same
When I’m back in Kathmandu I feel it, another version of me
ngl haat ma plastic ko gloves lagayera banayeko pani puri doesn’t hit the same
November 19, 2025 at 4:05 AM
saying 'momos' in front of a Nepali is a 10/10 rage bait
When I’m back in Kathmandu I feel it, another version of me
ngl haat ma plastic ko gloves lagayera banayeko pani puri doesn’t hit the same
When I’m back in Kathmandu I feel it, another version of me
ngl haat ma plastic ko gloves lagayera banayeko pani puri doesn’t hit the same
you’re the sanibars of my life
ma ek number ko twake ani timi mero ek number ko twaki
sadhai timro haat samauchu ani kaile kai aru chij haru pani
ma ek number ko twake ani timi mero ek number ko twaki
sadhai timro haat samauchu ani kaile kai aru chij haru pani
November 14, 2025 at 3:53 AM
you’re the sanibars of my life
ma ek number ko twake ani timi mero ek number ko twaki
sadhai timro haat samauchu ani kaile kai aru chij haru pani
ma ek number ko twake ani timi mero ek number ko twaki
sadhai timro haat samauchu ani kaile kai aru chij haru pani
When someone says 'Nepali food and Indian food are same' — instant villain arc unlocked
When someone says 'I thought Nepal was part of India' — instant villain arc unlocked
When someone says 'Oh you’re Nepali? I thought you were Indian' — instant villain arc unlocked
When someone says 'I thought Nepal was part of India' — instant villain arc unlocked
When someone says 'Oh you’re Nepali? I thought you were Indian' — instant villain arc unlocked
November 12, 2025 at 3:01 AM
When someone says 'Nepali food and Indian food are same' — instant villain arc unlocked
When someone says 'I thought Nepal was part of India' — instant villain arc unlocked
When someone says 'Oh you’re Nepali? I thought you were Indian' — instant villain arc unlocked
When someone says 'I thought Nepal was part of India' — instant villain arc unlocked
When someone says 'Oh you’re Nepali? I thought you were Indian' — instant villain arc unlocked
not Zohran Mamdani eating momo on day 1 of being mayor of NYC for shubha sait
November 6, 2025 at 2:41 AM
not Zohran Mamdani eating momo on day 1 of being mayor of NYC for shubha sait
Zohran Mamdani, my mayor (I’m from Nepal)
November 5, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Zohran Mamdani, my mayor (I’m from Nepal)
just ate momo, life is worth living
"talk dirty to me"
me: sink ma bhako fohor bhada, char din dekhi nafaleko trash, ek hapta dekhi dhuna rakheko luga
"talk dirty to me"
me: sink ma bhako fohor bhada, char din dekhi nafaleko trash, ek hapta dekhi dhuna rakheko luga
October 31, 2025 at 3:07 AM
just ate momo, life is worth living
"talk dirty to me"
me: sink ma bhako fohor bhada, char din dekhi nafaleko trash, ek hapta dekhi dhuna rakheko luga
"talk dirty to me"
me: sink ma bhako fohor bhada, char din dekhi nafaleko trash, ek hapta dekhi dhuna rakheko luga
idk if you know but you’re the sanibars of my life
October 30, 2025 at 3:26 AM
idk if you know but you’re the sanibars of my life
"what are you doing for Halloween?"
me: nothing bro, I’m Nepali
me: nothing bro, I’m Nepali
October 30, 2025 at 2:36 AM
"what are you doing for Halloween?"
me: nothing bro, I’m Nepali
me: nothing bro, I’m Nepali
going to dress up as a black cat for Halloween and scare Nepalis by crossing their path
going to dress up as a feminist and scare all the Nepali boys this Halloween
going to dress up as bihe ko rista lyaune Nepali uncle/aunties and scare Nepali girls this Halloween
going to dress up as a feminist and scare all the Nepali boys this Halloween
going to dress up as bihe ko rista lyaune Nepali uncle/aunties and scare Nepali girls this Halloween
October 30, 2025 at 2:26 AM
going to dress up as a black cat for Halloween and scare Nepalis by crossing their path
going to dress up as a feminist and scare all the Nepali boys this Halloween
going to dress up as bihe ko rista lyaune Nepali uncle/aunties and scare Nepali girls this Halloween
going to dress up as a feminist and scare all the Nepali boys this Halloween
going to dress up as bihe ko rista lyaune Nepali uncle/aunties and scare Nepali girls this Halloween
🇺🇸: you’re skinny
🇳🇵: hawa lagyo bhane ta timlai udaucha hola hai
🇺🇸: you’re skinny
🇳🇵: ghar ma khana didainan ki kya ho
🇳🇵: hawa lagyo bhane ta timlai udaucha hola hai
🇺🇸: you’re skinny
🇳🇵: ghar ma khana didainan ki kya ho
October 27, 2025 at 2:48 AM
🇺🇸: you’re skinny
🇳🇵: hawa lagyo bhane ta timlai udaucha hola hai
🇺🇸: you’re skinny
🇳🇵: ghar ma khana didainan ki kya ho
🇳🇵: hawa lagyo bhane ta timlai udaucha hola hai
🇺🇸: you’re skinny
🇳🇵: ghar ma khana didainan ki kya ho
Deusi bhailo is all fun and games until your crush says "bhana mera bhai ho"
October 22, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Deusi bhailo is all fun and games until your crush says "bhana mera bhai ho"
yo Tihar ma timra ti-har haru sabai jeet ma pariwartan hos
October 21, 2025 at 1:33 AM
yo Tihar ma timra ti-har haru sabai jeet ma pariwartan hos
I don't know about you, but Tihar is my favorite Nepali festival 🪔
Tiharai aayo lau jhilimili 🪔
Happy Tihar 🪔
Tiharai aayo lau jhilimili 🪔
Happy Tihar 🪔
October 19, 2025 at 2:43 AM
I don't know about you, but Tihar is my favorite Nepali festival 🪔
Tiharai aayo lau jhilimili 🪔
Happy Tihar 🪔
Tiharai aayo lau jhilimili 🪔
Happy Tihar 🪔
taara baaji lai lai mama aaye ghoda, maiju aain doli, I don’t want to go to work bholi
October 14, 2025 at 2:57 AM
taara baaji lai lai mama aaye ghoda, maiju aain doli, I don’t want to go to work bholi
tara baji lai lai mama aaye ghoda, maiju aain doli, I don’t want to go to work bholi
having a job is cool, but din dinai??
having a job is cool, but din dinai??
October 14, 2025 at 2:55 AM
tara baji lai lai mama aaye ghoda, maiju aain doli, I don’t want to go to work bholi
having a job is cool, but din dinai??
having a job is cool, but din dinai??
mero hune wala person, chinta nagara ma timro jiwan ma chittai aaudai chu
mero hune wali ahile k gardai holi
mero hune wala ahile k gardai hola
mero hune wali ahile k gardai holi
mero hune wala ahile k gardai hola
October 13, 2025 at 3:48 AM
mero hune wala person, chinta nagara ma timro jiwan ma chittai aaudai chu
mero hune wali ahile k gardai holi
mero hune wala ahile k gardai hola
mero hune wali ahile k gardai holi
mero hune wala ahile k gardai hola
I don’t know who needs to hear this but aafno pani khyal rakha
I don’t know who needs to hear this but aafu lai pani maya gara
I don’t know who needs to hear this but sabai thik huncha ni
I don’t know who needs to hear this but aafu lai pani maya gara
I don’t know who needs to hear this but sabai thik huncha ni
October 10, 2025 at 2:37 PM
I don’t know who needs to hear this but aafno pani khyal rakha
I don’t know who needs to hear this but aafu lai pani maya gara
I don’t know who needs to hear this but sabai thik huncha ni
I don’t know who needs to hear this but aafu lai pani maya gara
I don’t know who needs to hear this but sabai thik huncha ni
Naam chai Riju but got not rizz
Naam chai Bishal re tara khasai Bishal chai kei chaina
Naam chai Pratikshya tara ekchin wait garna sakidaina
Naam chai Bishal re tara khasai Bishal chai kei chaina
Naam chai Pratikshya tara ekchin wait garna sakidaina
October 9, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Naam chai Riju but got not rizz
Naam chai Bishal re tara khasai Bishal chai kei chaina
Naam chai Pratikshya tara ekchin wait garna sakidaina
Naam chai Bishal re tara khasai Bishal chai kei chaina
Naam chai Pratikshya tara ekchin wait garna sakidaina