Jon Bidet Ramsey
@melindo.bsky.social
Travel nursing to support my Disney habit
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Yeah bitch I got a job…
November 21, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Yeah bitch I got a job…
My favorite morning ritual is when I sneeze and blow my nose for 20 minutes straight. I find it really centers me and gets me ready for the day ahead.
November 17, 2025 at 10:57 AM
My favorite morning ritual is when I sneeze and blow my nose for 20 minutes straight. I find it really centers me and gets me ready for the day ahead.
Practicing Rosie O’Donnell’s smile in the mirror
November 15, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Practicing Rosie O’Donnell’s smile in the mirror
I had a dream Lauren Boebert went missing and the internet canceled me for calling her Lauren Gogurt
October 31, 2025 at 11:31 AM
I had a dream Lauren Boebert went missing and the internet canceled me for calling her Lauren Gogurt
JF stands for jester flop
October 7, 2025 at 1:24 AM
JF stands for jester flop
Accidentally said shimilayan herpa
September 24, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Accidentally said shimilayan herpa
Drive in movie theaters are an insane thing for us to have invented
September 20, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Drive in movie theaters are an insane thing for us to have invented
Let’s please PLEASE not lose sight of the fact that he had an ugly weird shaped head
September 11, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Let’s please PLEASE not lose sight of the fact that he had an ugly weird shaped head
Still thinking about Hannah’s Bar N’ Grill Indian Cuisine
September 7, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Still thinking about Hannah’s Bar N’ Grill Indian Cuisine
John Cena has a huuuuge mouth I can’t stop staring at it
August 27, 2025 at 11:33 PM
John Cena has a huuuuge mouth I can’t stop staring at it
This is basically just for @poochied.bsky.social and @nakamus.bsky.social but Clay asked me to go to the store for one thing and one thing only
August 26, 2025 at 12:03 PM
This is basically just for @poochied.bsky.social and @nakamus.bsky.social but Clay asked me to go to the store for one thing and one thing only
@poochied.bsky.social ??? (Also idk if U.K. will show up if you have ** muted)
I just learned that in the U.K. the song is “Incy Wincy Spider.” What the hell.
August 24, 2025 at 4:10 AM
@poochied.bsky.social ??? (Also idk if U.K. will show up if you have ** muted)
Reposted by Jon Bidet Ramsey
Watching the news
August 24, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Watching the news
I love Aldi less than tig but more than Clay
August 15, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I love Aldi less than tig but more than Clay
What vitamin am I deficient in if I’m craving just a straight up bowl of rice?
August 11, 2025 at 12:59 PM
What vitamin am I deficient in if I’m craving just a straight up bowl of rice?
On USA Today’s crossword the answer to 69 across is weed
August 4, 2025 at 7:23 PM
On USA Today’s crossword the answer to 69 across is weed
I can’t believe I’m not at the state fair right now
August 1, 2025 at 1:10 PM
I can’t believe I’m not at the state fair right now
Trying to sleep but my brain is forcing me to write a parody song to Lose Yourself but instead of rap battling it’s about the pressures of having tig notaro’s twitter handle for 24 hours.
August 1, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Trying to sleep but my brain is forcing me to write a parody song to Lose Yourself but instead of rap battling it’s about the pressures of having tig notaro’s twitter handle for 24 hours.
@andykindler.bsky.social is this thing on?
July 16, 2025 at 6:36 PM
@andykindler.bsky.social is this thing on?
What the hell is “hard water”
July 15, 2025 at 1:38 PM
What the hell is “hard water”
Clay and I have been cohabitating for a while now but today it finally hit me that I live with a man.
July 12, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Clay and I have been cohabitating for a while now but today it finally hit me that I live with a man.
Someone in the waiting room sounds like Steve-o
July 11, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Someone in the waiting room sounds like Steve-o
His name is CHET??? Lanky goofy fuck.
June 23, 2025 at 2:17 AM
His name is CHET??? Lanky goofy fuck.
New girl at work who I’m unsure of is drinking a can of pepsi at 6am. Not enough to make a judgment call but it is being factored into the equation.
June 22, 2025 at 10:35 AM
New girl at work who I’m unsure of is drinking a can of pepsi at 6am. Not enough to make a judgment call but it is being factored into the equation.