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xian cochran

@melferburque.bsky.social

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weirdo in a weird land. commie pinko dirtbag. asexual. bipolar. he/him

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xian cochran @melferburque.bsky.social · May 24

other people after therapy | me after therapy

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xian cochran @melferburque.bsky.social · 17h

it never would have occurred to me to go in from the back!

xian cochran @melferburque.bsky.social · 17h

started replaying star wars outlaws and it is soooooo much easier the second go around, I almost know what I’m doing! still can’t aim for shit though.

xian cochran @melferburque.bsky.social · 1d

wait so they got TWO new places? they already had new amsterdam. dutch treat my ass.

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xian cochran @melferburque.bsky.social · 1d

where is old zealand?

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xian cochran @melferburque.bsky.social · 1d

why yes I have been watching this video

www.youtube.com/watch?v=DIKX...

The Psychological Mind-F of Collectables

YouTube video by daily mind trap

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xian cochran @melferburque.bsky.social · 1d

shit I've barely even bought any funkos, I think I have four?

xian cochran @melferburque.bsky.social · 1d

I bought a ton of d&d minis in blind boxes because I knew I'd probably use them no matter what they were. I played cardboard crack for awhile, but again magic being pay for play, it felt like I was still getting something out of buying more cards.

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xian cochran @melferburque.bsky.social · 1d

I am so risk adverse, I don't get the appeal of blind boxes. I bought a few kidrobot minis and I was disappointed with most of them, but that didn't inspire me to buy more to get something cool.

xian cochran @melferburque.bsky.social · 1d

I can’t even be mad about cole caufield beating the kraken. again. I love that little motherfucker.

xian cochran @melferburque.bsky.social · 1d

it was mighty sporting of the kraken to spot the habs nearly 2.5 periods before they bothered to show up

xian cochran @melferburque.bsky.social · 1d

the first fifty gallons was almost entirely platelets. I’ve done a couple mobilized white cells things and those are just brutal. they supercharge your bone marrow, it was like growing pains x10. that also paid like $1200.

xian cochran @melferburque.bsky.social · 1d

washing your jersey only after your team loses is scientifically proven to help rinse away a loss I don’t make the rules that’s just science

xian cochran @melferburque.bsky.social · 1d

texting the friend who parked at my place for the kraken game that I’m home safe before they’ve even started their car will never not be funny sorry not sorry

xian cochran @melferburque.bsky.social · 1d

if I’m doing a research study it can be a few hundred, but I donated 50+ gallons before I switched to research. and only because bloodworks doesn’t make pins for more than 50 gallons.

xian cochran @melferburque.bsky.social · 1d

it’s hispanic heritage night

xian cochran @melferburque.bsky.social · 1d

they did the canadian anthem half french at the kraken game and brought out a mariachi singer for the ‘murican one and it was all english. missed opportunity.

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xian cochran @melferburque.bsky.social · 1d

baseball needs a fucking salary cap

xian cochran @melferburque.bsky.social · 1d

vlad vs ohtani is over a billion dollars

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unraveled @unraveledpress.com · 1d

This is a good sign

Dawn Xiana Moon @dawnxianamoon.bsky.social · 1d

So proud of my city. 👊❤️

(Albany Park is a diverse neighborhood on the northwest side of Chicago.)

* Continuing to fight the "Chicago is a hellhole" narrative: I saw this because I biked a few miles to a lovely chocolate cafe on a gorgeous fall day where the leaves were starting to turn golden.

Lawn sign: On Oct. 12 we stopped ICE from kidnapping our neighbor!

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xian cochran @melferburque.bsky.social · 1d

I had an "uncle rodney" as a kid that was just a weird plumber named rodney my dad knew from work. he had a big old santa beard and died when I was like eight. I didn't know he wasn't a real uncle until years later.

xian cochran @melferburque.bsky.social · 1d

"my social media to prove my loyalty? naw man, I don't use any of that. that's how *they* track you!"

xian cochran @melferburque.bsky.social · 1d

if this particular chick pulls a segway and offs herself with her own product, society would accept it. I would hope they would not accept you or me getting squashed but she's probably right.

waymo co-ceo says society would accept a death caused by a waymo robotaxi

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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 1d

This man? Not actually related to the Tanners at all, yet they call him "Uncle Joey"

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xian cochran @melferburque.bsky.social · 1d

I had already requested the afternoon off friday to donate so I guess I just have friday afternoon off to work on my halloween costume.

xian cochran @melferburque.bsky.social · 1d

she showed up at 4:18

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