Seriously? The ONE TIME I don’t say “Ow! What bit me?” when I step on something sharp is when the thing I stepped on is A PUPPY TOOTH? A thing that could actually bite me? Irony, I call thee a failed opportunity for an accurate vocal tic
Good morning. If you see this puppy, don't invite her onto your porch unless you want her to try to break into your house and look for snacks/toys/other people to pet her.
My current "I'm cold and have no cope" morning breakfast beverage of choice is an instant mocha made with a Swiss Miss hot chocolate package and some nescafe. It's all warm and chocolatey and soothing as it provides the caffeine I need to function as a human being. 🙄🤣💜
Do we think that there is a number of times that this puppy will attempt to drink my coffee after which she will realize that she finds it disgusting? If so, that number is greater than four.
