i’m kind of like if a flashing yellow light was a person

how annoying do i have to be to lose the couple followers i have challenge

i loveeee having a job that’s been around since the early 1900s. wdym all i have to do is wear a trenchcoat and open the door for people

where are all the gay people at?!! (i only follow gay people)

who knew the sad version of dance monkey could be so devastating

i’m telling myself that the reason i’m not super famous on here is just because i haven’t seen a single post with more than 100 likes

hello! i’m eating the best bagel breakfast sandwich ever. like if you want to eat the best bagel breakfast sandwich ever too