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Megan Seling

@meganseling.bsky.social

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Managing Editor at The Stranger. Snacks Editor at Snack and Destroy. Probably thinking about that one dog I saw that one time.

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Megan Seling @meganseling.bsky.social · Nov 25

Hockey players as Moo Deng, a series.

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A photo of Brad Marchand yelling above a picture of Moo Deng the baby hippo with her mouth wide open.

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Megan Seling @meganseling.bsky.social · 2h

Sorry for your loss, Mariners fans. I am going to selfishly take this opportunity to share one of my favorite things I've ever written, from when the Preds lost the Stanley Cup to the Penguins. Different team, different sport, but lots of the same feelings. ❤️

I Moved From Seattle to Smashville

It was March 27, 2010, and the Nashville Predators were tied 0-0 after three periods of play against the Detroit Red Wings. Back then, the boys in gold were the

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Megan Seling @meganseling.bsky.social · 1d

Haha, I hadn't thought of that! But it really is!

Megan Seling @meganseling.bsky.social · 1d

I don't know why there is a headless pigeon in my driveway but I am going to choose to believe it is an offering from the crows for Johnny Waffles.

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Megan Seling @meganseling.bsky.social · 2d

There were also axolotl, sharks, squirrels, and very good dogs.

A person in an inflatable rat costume holding a St Rat sign that says "Saint Rat Sez protect trans lives, fuck ice, release the Epstein files "

A picture of someone wearing an inflatable axolotl costume at a No Kings rally in Seattle

A good dog wearing a little saddle sign that says "I'm doggone mad!"

Several people wearing blue inflatable shark costumes at the No Kings rally in Seattle

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Megan Seling @meganseling.bsky.social · 2d

At the Seattle Center, ICE lice invaded the Constitution.

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Megan Seling @meganseling.bsky.social · 2d

Seattle's No Kings Rally started at Seattle Center and now there has been a constant stream of people marching to Westlake for the past 45 minutes.

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Megan Seling @meganseling.bsky.social · 3d

😂 but I bet it was memorable!

Megan Seling @meganseling.bsky.social · 3d

😂 fair tbh

Megan Seling @meganseling.bsky.social · 3d

I love when fans at one sporting event collectively celebrate something big happening at another sporting event

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Megan Seling @meganseling.bsky.social · 3d

Baseball is fun I see why you people like it

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Megan Seling @meganseling.bsky.social · 4d

AI can have that, but it'll have to take the em dash from my cold dead hands

Megan Seling @meganseling.bsky.social · 5d

I can say that because I am wearing a Kingdome shirt presently

A middle aged woman who needs a nap wearing a blue T-shirt that says in yellow lettering The Kingdome 1977 Seattle, WA with an illustration of the old Kingdome arena on it

Megan Seling @meganseling.bsky.social · 5d

Rude to start things off with the kingdome demo imo

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Megan Seling @meganseling.bsky.social · 6d

Aw nuts. But a point!

Megan Seling @meganseling.bsky.social · 6d

Happy birthday from Jared McCann

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Megan Seling @meganseling.bsky.social · 7d

The 'Burbs should be in the Criterion Collection.

Megan Seling @meganseling.bsky.social · 11d

Give juuse saros the nobel peace prize

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Megan Seling @meganseling.bsky.social · 11d

Happy hockey season to all who celebrate and also I really wish we could cease signing the national anthem before all games until we have a president who isn't actively declaring war against American cities

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Megan Seling @meganseling.bsky.social · 16d

This is the fourth best thing I have ever done in my life tbh

Megan Seling @meganseling.bsky.social · 16d

CANCELLED!

Like my whiskey sour, and poison thorny flowers
Welcome to my underworld where it gets quite dark

Megan Seling @meganseling.bsky.social · 16d

"Wood"

"Forgive me, it sounds cocky
He ah-matized me and opened my eyes
Redwood tree, it ain't hard to see
His love was the key that opened my thighs"

A screenshot from Always Sunny in Philadelphia where Gail the Snail is telling her mom “Mom, I’m sexually active now. Get over it.” Her mom yells back “You’re 33 years old. You’re supposed to be sexually active.”

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Megan Seling @meganseling.bsky.social · 16d

"Actually Romantic"

"You think I'm tacky, baby
Stop talking dirty to me
It sounded nasty, but it
Feels like you're flirting with me
I mind my business, God's my witness that I don't provoke it
It's kind of making me wet (Oh)"

A screenshot from Always Sunny in Philadelphia where Gail the Snail is telling Dennis and Charlie “I’m more confident, I’ve grown into my body.”

Megan Seling @meganseling.bsky.social · 16d

"Father Figure"

"I'll be your father figure, I drink that brown liquor
I can make deals with the devil because my dick's bigger"

Megan Seling @meganseling.bsky.social · 16d

"Eldest Daughter":

"I have been afflicted by a terminal uniqueness
I've been dying just from trying to seem cool"

Megan Seling @meganseling.bsky.social · 16d

All the times Taylor Swift comes off as Gail the Snail on The Life of a Showgirl. A thread.

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