Hax 🔜 FREE AGENT
@megahaxorusfan.bsky.social
Hi I’m Hax I play Splatoon! Octobrush One-Trick. Est. Div 6, Peak XPower: 2214.6, Former Co-Captain of @floodwarningspl.bsky.social Division Head of VCU Splatoon 💛🤍💜🖤
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I’m now a free agent! Looking for a team with good vibes to work towards getting low level banned 🔥
Shares & Reposts are greatly appreciated!
#compsplatoon
Shares & Reposts are greatly appreciated!
#compsplatoon
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ROLE LOCK ENABLED.
YOUR CHARACTER SELECTION FOR SENDOU.INK SEASON TEN IS NOW:
SHARK: DPS
TOP MONKEY: DPS
DROID: DPS
FERN: DPS
SEASON LOADING…
#compsplatoon
YOUR CHARACTER SELECTION FOR SENDOU.INK SEASON TEN IS NOW:
SHARK: DPS
TOP MONKEY: DPS
DROID: DPS
FERN: DPS
SEASON LOADING…
#compsplatoon
November 30, 2025 at 4:30 PM
ROLE LOCK ENABLED.
YOUR CHARACTER SELECTION FOR SENDOU.INK SEASON TEN IS NOW:
SHARK: DPS
TOP MONKEY: DPS
DROID: DPS
FERN: DPS
SEASON LOADING…
#compsplatoon
YOUR CHARACTER SELECTION FOR SENDOU.INK SEASON TEN IS NOW:
SHARK: DPS
TOP MONKEY: DPS
DROID: DPS
FERN: DPS
SEASON LOADING…
#compsplatoon
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November 30, 2025 at 4:33 AM
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I did the rejecting for Public Anemone. I honestly don't find it super difficult tbh bc it just comes with the business~ if you can't handle getting rejected then don't try out. turning someone down doesn't have to be personal or rude, a lot of the time its just not the right fit and that's fine!
November 30, 2025 at 3:31 AM
I did the rejecting for Public Anemone. I honestly don't find it super difficult tbh bc it just comes with the business~ if you can't handle getting rejected then don't try out. turning someone down doesn't have to be personal or rude, a lot of the time its just not the right fit and that's fine!
This FA thing is like job hunting
November 30, 2025 at 12:56 AM
This FA thing is like job hunting
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Remember: backlining is 20% positioning and 80% attitude. With the right mix of both you can be a backline with any weapon. Whose line you are at the back of is irrelevant
March 21, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Remember: backlining is 20% positioning and 80% attitude. With the right mix of both you can be a backline with any weapon. Whose line you are at the back of is irrelevant
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…and RRRemix crossfades #S3NAL into a new beat! We had a blast on the League dance floor for 2/2 preseason and 5/8 real season days 📀🎉
Following an exciting performance, we're switching tracks up in both direction and roster! Lin (uv_bae) will be taking a winter hiatus while Vasi makes his rrreturn
Following an exciting performance, we're switching tracks up in both direction and roster! Lin (uv_bae) will be taking a winter hiatus while Vasi makes his rrreturn
November 28, 2025 at 6:32 PM
…and RRRemix crossfades #S3NAL into a new beat! We had a blast on the League dance floor for 2/2 preseason and 5/8 real season days 📀🎉
Following an exciting performance, we're switching tracks up in both direction and roster! Lin (uv_bae) will be taking a winter hiatus while Vasi makes his rrreturn
Following an exciting performance, we're switching tracks up in both direction and roster! Lin (uv_bae) will be taking a winter hiatus while Vasi makes his rrreturn
Alright I think I keep getting fucked over in TTek because I’ve been doing my calcs too early in the season
I also want higher SQ power this season so…
Next month I’ll grind open level/play SQ often. Jan/Feb I’ll grind X-Rank
I also want higher SQ power this season so…
Next month I’ll grind open level/play SQ often. Jan/Feb I’ll grind X-Rank
November 28, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Alright I think I keep getting fucked over in TTek because I’ve been doing my calcs too early in the season
I also want higher SQ power this season so…
Next month I’ll grind open level/play SQ often. Jan/Feb I’ll grind X-Rank
I also want higher SQ power this season so…
Next month I’ll grind open level/play SQ often. Jan/Feb I’ll grind X-Rank
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I’m Thankful for Lesbianism
November 27, 2025 at 5:12 PM
I’m Thankful for Lesbianism
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Hey! I’m Gyrum, and I’m looking for a personal coach who is also able to take on a team coach role in the future, specifically for the Dive playstyle. DM me if you’re interested! 1/3
November 26, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Hey! I’m Gyrum, and I’m looking for a personal coach who is also able to take on a team coach role in the future, specifically for the Dive playstyle. DM me if you’re interested! 1/3
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To my dearest pocket of the internet:
To commemorate my 4-starring of the Bronze Painbrush, I made myself a little meme.
Please enjoy.
To commemorate my 4-starring of the Bronze Painbrush, I made myself a little meme.
Please enjoy.
November 26, 2025 at 8:28 PM
To my dearest pocket of the internet:
To commemorate my 4-starring of the Bronze Painbrush, I made myself a little meme.
Please enjoy.
To commemorate my 4-starring of the Bronze Painbrush, I made myself a little meme.
Please enjoy.
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The Commune went 1-0 against the Ender Dragon in Minecraft!
November 26, 2025 at 8:00 PM
The Commune went 1-0 against the Ender Dragon in Minecraft!
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The Splatoon 3 North American League regular season is a wrap and here are the final standings!
Congrats to the top 8, and get ready for the Playoffs on Dec 13th and 14th at 12pm PT, where the winning team will be decided!
Congrats to the top 8, and get ready for the Playoffs on Dec 13th and 14th at 12pm PT, where the winning team will be decided!
November 25, 2025 at 6:50 AM
The Splatoon 3 North American League regular season is a wrap and here are the final standings!
Congrats to the top 8, and get ready for the Playoffs on Dec 13th and 14th at 12pm PT, where the winning team will be decided!
Congrats to the top 8, and get ready for the Playoffs on Dec 13th and 14th at 12pm PT, where the winning team will be decided!
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the better i get at the game the more i continue to realize how true it is that top players don't just win a lot because they're clutch, they win because they minimize the number of situations they even get themselves into that demand clutch at all
November 25, 2025 at 8:18 AM
the better i get at the game the more i continue to realize how true it is that top players don't just win a lot because they're clutch, they win because they minimize the number of situations they even get themselves into that demand clutch at all
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Told my husband that we should lower the AC by a degree at night bc I've been getting too sweaty and this man said, "just stop playing Splatoon" oh my lord 😭
November 25, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Told my husband that we should lower the AC by a degree at night bc I've been getting too sweaty and this man said, "just stop playing Splatoon" oh my lord 😭
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"there are no third spaces anymore" wrong. blast furnace
November 25, 2025 at 12:59 AM
"there are no third spaces anymore" wrong. blast furnace
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I've been thinking about experimenting with more dive/mobility/stall comps lately, and would be down to do pickups with anyone else who's interested. DM me if you'd like to! (PS I play flux)
November 24, 2025 at 7:07 PM
I've been thinking about experimenting with more dive/mobility/stall comps lately, and would be down to do pickups with anyone else who's interested. DM me if you'd like to! (PS I play flux)
Thank you so much everyone for the reposts and vouches 💖
I was pretty sad when we decided it was time to disband, but I’ve accepted it now. I’m feeling good and optimistic about the future!
I’m taking the week off splat unless an opportunity comes my way. And then, back to the grind 🔥
I was pretty sad when we decided it was time to disband, but I’ve accepted it now. I’m feeling good and optimistic about the future!
I’m taking the week off splat unless an opportunity comes my way. And then, back to the grind 🔥
November 24, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Thank you so much everyone for the reposts and vouches 💖
I was pretty sad when we decided it was time to disband, but I’ve accepted it now. I’m feeling good and optimistic about the future!
I’m taking the week off splat unless an opportunity comes my way. And then, back to the grind 🔥
I was pretty sad when we decided it was time to disband, but I’ve accepted it now. I’m feeling good and optimistic about the future!
I’m taking the week off splat unless an opportunity comes my way. And then, back to the grind 🔥
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i love that song on random access memories where giorgio moroder is like
she said, add me on facebook
and i said its meaningless. its virtual. i dont need to add you on facebook
she said, add me on facebook
and i said its meaningless. its virtual. i dont need to add you on facebook
November 24, 2025 at 3:26 AM
i love that song on random access memories where giorgio moroder is like
she said, add me on facebook
and i said its meaningless. its virtual. i dont need to add you on facebook
she said, add me on facebook
and i said its meaningless. its virtual. i dont need to add you on facebook
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Call it bias, but Hax is one of the coolest Octobrush players I know. If any team is looking for a unique comp to play around a highly aggressive brush player, I gotchu one right here 👍
#compsplatoon
#compsplatoon
I’m now a free agent! Looking for a team with good vibes to work towards getting low level banned 🔥
Shares & Reposts are greatly appreciated!
#compsplatoon
Shares & Reposts are greatly appreciated!
#compsplatoon
November 23, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Call it bias, but Hax is one of the coolest Octobrush players I know. If any team is looking for a unique comp to play around a highly aggressive brush player, I gotchu one right here 👍
#compsplatoon
#compsplatoon
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Flood Warning will always hold a special place in my heart, it was such a phenomenal experience. My status in comp right now is kind of in flux (ha) because Chronic Fatigue is a bitch. I definitely want to play in more pickups, though, if anyone is interested in a milk flux!
WEATHER UPDATE: The high waters have receded, this means FLOOD WARNING!!! is disbanding on good terms.
Thank you everyone who supported us, faught against us, and coached us, it meant so much 🌊 #compsplatoon
Thank you everyone who supported us, faught against us, and coached us, it meant so much 🌊 #compsplatoon
November 23, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Flood Warning will always hold a special place in my heart, it was such a phenomenal experience. My status in comp right now is kind of in flux (ha) because Chronic Fatigue is a bitch. I definitely want to play in more pickups, though, if anyone is interested in a milk flux!
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flood was an amazing experience and I’m glad it was my introduction to comp Splatoon. shoutout everyone who made the flood happen, wouldn’t want to do comp any other way
maybe a FA post soon if a team wants a blob
maybe a FA post soon if a team wants a blob
WEATHER UPDATE: The high waters have receded, this means FLOOD WARNING!!! is disbanding on good terms.
Thank you everyone who supported us, faught against us, and coached us, it meant so much 🌊 #compsplatoon
Thank you everyone who supported us, faught against us, and coached us, it meant so much 🌊 #compsplatoon
November 23, 2025 at 4:41 PM
flood was an amazing experience and I’m glad it was my introduction to comp Splatoon. shoutout everyone who made the flood happen, wouldn’t want to do comp any other way
maybe a FA post soon if a team wants a blob
maybe a FA post soon if a team wants a blob
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Sad to see my first team go but I am excited to see what my future holds! Keep an eye out for some awesome Decav Gameplay (FA Post soon probably idk)
WEATHER UPDATE: The high waters have receded, this means FLOOD WARNING!!! is disbanding on good terms.
Thank you everyone who supported us, faught against us, and coached us, it meant so much 🌊 #compsplatoon
Thank you everyone who supported us, faught against us, and coached us, it meant so much 🌊 #compsplatoon
November 23, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Sad to see my first team go but I am excited to see what my future holds! Keep an eye out for some awesome Decav Gameplay (FA Post soon probably idk)