Margaret Choke-a-Bitch
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Margaret Choke-a-Bitch
@meeses.bsky.social
I am short.
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November 20, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Ok! The potatoes I purchased on Saturday are rotting/have contaminated a whole bin of root vegetables with rotting potato liquid, so dinner will once more be delayed due to my own stupid carelessness
November 19, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Just received another meeting invite as a required attendee for exactly the time I was hoping to have 10 minutes to eat lunch lol
November 19, 2025 at 3:22 PM
My supervisor in London just made me a required attendee for a meeting with the new department head that starts 30 minutes before my official workday here in NY
November 19, 2025 at 2:59 PM
I should have kept a closer eye on things but was distracted by my actual paying job
November 18, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Ok, she spent the last 2.5 hours looking for and failing to find hair curlers. We are now AT the minute I would need to start making dinner, BUT if she postpones hair washing until dinner is over, it won't happen until tomorrow, so I'll need to spend the takeout budget today instead of Thurs
November 18, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Keep reminding mom that if she wants to wash her hair before Thursday, today is the day, so she can use Wed to recover instead of waking up late and tired the morning of our appointment. She has been procrastinating for the entire day, and in 5 min I need to use that sink to prep dinner 😭
November 18, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Second meeting of the day also ran over 😭😭😭
November 18, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Taking Thursday off to get my mother to a lawyer to sign a power of attorney doc, and my London based supervisor just described this as my “coming leave” lol I have a balance 151 hours of pto I haven’t taken for the year
November 18, 2025 at 3:00 PM
First meeting of the day already went over 😭😭😭
November 18, 2025 at 2:21 PM
3:47pm, I hope I have an opportunity to eat lunch soon
November 17, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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November 17, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Seriously, is a tentacle eyeball monster any weirder than a platypus? Discuss
Had an idea for a new entry in the Alien franchise, Alien: Perth (this time, it’s in Australia), which sees a xenomorph going up against all the deadly Australian wildlife that’s already trying to kill you, such as platypuses (platypi?), punching kangaroos, those tiny venomous jellyfish, etc…
November 16, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Had an idea for a new entry in the Alien franchise, Alien: Perth (this time, it’s in Australia), which sees a xenomorph going up against all the deadly Australian wildlife that’s already trying to kill you, such as platypuses (platypi?), punching kangaroos, those tiny venomous jellyfish, etc…
November 16, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Mom says she has the wrong dental insurance and no dentist will want to talk to her until she switches to another
November 16, 2025 at 8:39 PM
I have negative amounts of time in the coming days and need to lock in basically
Ok! Mom now says she's had a bad taste in her mouth since yesterday, and it scares her. Implying maybe we'll need to get her emergency dental work instead of getting the power of attorney signed. Boss says tomorrow's 9am dept meeting is an important one we should all make an effort not to miss
November 16, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Ok! Mom now says she's had a bad taste in her mouth since yesterday, and it scares her. Implying maybe we'll need to get her emergency dental work instead of getting the power of attorney signed. Boss says tomorrow's 9am dept meeting is an important one we should all make an effort not to miss
November 16, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Did not succumb to temptation to purchase corn tortillas
November 16, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Every promotional email I've received over the past few days claims the product is "GOING FAST," whether the product is cheap shoes, expensive earrings, whatever it is that Quince sells, or what have you. I'm starting to doubt the veracity of these emails!
November 16, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Mom says she's "dreading" the appointment with the lawyer on Thursday, which is code for "I wish you'd cancel it." But quite honestly the best time to do this would have been 15 years ago, and the next best time is exactly now
November 16, 2025 at 4:31 PM
There is some sort of anguished manly screaming coming from the apartment upstairs. Is sports happening
November 16, 2025 at 2:44 AM
I can really only wear black dresses because I will almost immediately spill wine and/or soy sauce on myself
November 15, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Idiotic of me to be shopping for a dress to wear to the office party when I'm just going to wear a variation of the same black sheath dress I wear every year lol
November 15, 2025 at 9:50 PM
I wish it were socially acceptable within my family to wear snapback hats, but it never has been. Any snapback hat is met with jeers and derision
November 15, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Laundry done, folded, put away; groceries in and put away; old rotting food disposed of for the week. Internally screaming at myself to get up and exercise
November 15, 2025 at 5:05 PM