My awkwardness makes anyone’s pale in comparison lol
It was so great meeting!!!

Rocky goes 0/9 and does not make his half court shot.

Almost cried at how unreal it is to have JV as our backup 🥹

They switched back to a Bills flag???

I got to meet @skipper.fart.boats and he’s somehow even cooler in person?! Be jealous.

Someone tell Cam Johnson what’s expected of him when we play Zach Collins.

At least he made his FTs? 😬

Fuck Zach Collins by the way.

Josh Giddey gives Cam Johnson a hard foul and Cam stares at him and repeats “it’s preseason. It’s preseason.”

I was a big fan of Fabolous at one point.

Just like a bold violet as opposed to a pastel purple or like a deep eggplant color.

It was definitely PMS and now I have cramps just in time for the game tonight ✌🏻

Ohhh it’s because it sucks. Got it.

Opened YouTube and it showed me the new Curious Mike with Dwight Howard, who is still in my top 5 most hated people of all time. Fuuuuuuuuck them both.

When I date someone I put on the ringer wnba show to see how they react

Princess Nokia dropped a new album and I haven’t listened to it yet?!?
Wtf am I doing!

I’m down! I’ll DM you when I get there and we can figure something out.

Oh my god dude! That’s gonna be incredible. So close!!

HELL YEAH!!! Where will you be? I’ll try and spot you!

Anyone else gonna be there??

That was such a weird moment. He just told me to go to bed lol.

Ok now pick another color…

1️⃣ <a href="https://poll.blue/p/4HXuoe/1" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400" target="_blank" rel="noopener">Navy
2️⃣ <a href="https://poll.blue/p/4HXuoe/2" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400" target="_blank" rel="noopener">Bright purple
3️⃣ <a href="https://poll.blue/p/4HXuoe/3" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400" target="_blank" rel="noopener">Pink
4️⃣ <a href="https://poll.blue/p/4HXuoe/4" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400" target="_blank" rel="noopener">Green

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Which color

1️⃣ <a href="https://poll.blue/p/ZNL69q/1" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400" target="_blank" rel="noopener">Dark teal
2️⃣ <a href="https://poll.blue/p/ZNL69q/2" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400" target="_blank" rel="noopener">Burgundy
3️⃣ <a href="https://poll.blue/p/ZNL69q/3" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400" target="_blank" rel="noopener">Gold

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Please be conscious if you protest this weekend that there are feds at the protest. They look like you and they sound like you, not like Steve Buscemi in that one clip with the skateboard. Thinking you can spot them is self delusion. Nobody you haven’t met needs to know your last name.