synesthesia truther
@mcnugget.bsky.social
America’s brother-in-law
he/him
he/him
Should be called Beer and Loathing in Las Vegas. Those boys loved drinking beer.
November 7, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Should be called Beer and Loathing in Las Vegas. Those boys loved drinking beer.
NYC did it. They finally elected a hottie
November 5, 2025 at 1:02 PM
NYC did it. They finally elected a hottie
Oh “performative” is a useful concept for- wait never mind it’s meaningless now
October 9, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Oh “performative” is a useful concept for- wait never mind it’s meaningless now
Dog you can’t just draw the golden ratio on whatever
September 5, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Dog you can’t just draw the golden ratio on whatever
The best Smash Bros Melee player in the world right now is hot which feels almost heretical
August 8, 2025 at 12:24 AM
The best Smash Bros Melee player in the world right now is hot which feels almost heretical
I can’t tell if they nailed the THPS 3+4 soundtrack, or if it’s just really easy to guess what punk and hip hop 35 year olds like now
August 3, 2025 at 5:44 PM
I can’t tell if they nailed the THPS 3+4 soundtrack, or if it’s just really easy to guess what punk and hip hop 35 year olds like now
My tier list of Iron Maiden songs is just all their songs organized by tempo
July 24, 2025 at 4:30 PM
My tier list of Iron Maiden songs is just all their songs organized by tempo
Babe for the tenth time I don’t need therapy I call into Stavvy’s live show
July 23, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Babe for the tenth time I don’t need therapy I call into Stavvy’s live show
I don’t celebrate America on July 4, I celebrate drinking beers in a park with my brother-in-law
June 30, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I don’t celebrate America on July 4, I celebrate drinking beers in a park with my brother-in-law
Noticing a weird sound is one of the top things you can do for free
June 25, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Noticing a weird sound is one of the top things you can do for free
In Miami reading the Wikipedia for “Art Deco”
June 11, 2025 at 12:38 AM
In Miami reading the Wikipedia for “Art Deco”
Parking lot before the Turnstile movie holds the record for most weed vapes hit in most Honda Odysseys at once
June 8, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Parking lot before the Turnstile movie holds the record for most weed vapes hit in most Honda Odysseys at once
me, age 16: I like all genres, punk, blues, folk, jazz (white stripes, white stripes, white stripes, white stripes with a lil imagination)
May 31, 2025 at 3:56 PM
me, age 16: I like all genres, punk, blues, folk, jazz (white stripes, white stripes, white stripes, white stripes with a lil imagination)
My love language is English. Frankly I think it’s a bit contrived to imagine I’d fall in love with someone who didn’t speak the same language as me.
May 30, 2025 at 3:53 PM
My love language is English. Frankly I think it’s a bit contrived to imagine I’d fall in love with someone who didn’t speak the same language as me.
Guys love to say “I’m too weird for a normal job, that’s why I install HVAC”
May 24, 2025 at 10:43 AM
Guys love to say “I’m too weird for a normal job, that’s why I install HVAC”
Mayo the cinco be with you
May 5, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Mayo the cinco be with you
Fuck it I’m a Jack Antonoff apologist
April 30, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Fuck it I’m a Jack Antonoff apologist
Lower back glowing like a Zelda boss
April 30, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Lower back glowing like a Zelda boss
I asked my wife if she’d heard Please Please Please by Sabrina Carpenter and she laughed harder than a hyena
April 29, 2025 at 1:14 PM
I asked my wife if she’d heard Please Please Please by Sabrina Carpenter and she laughed harder than a hyena
Despite years of Wu-Tang listenership AND my huge yellow logo t-shirt, my Very Special White Boy certificate still hasn’t come 🤔
April 20, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Despite years of Wu-Tang listenership AND my huge yellow logo t-shirt, my Very Special White Boy certificate still hasn’t come 🤔
I’m so not sexist, I actually think only men should be nurses
April 15, 2025 at 10:57 PM
I’m so not sexist, I actually think only men should be nurses
“Speakers are backwards microphones” sounds like a high-thought but is actually literally true
April 15, 2025 at 5:56 PM
“Speakers are backwards microphones” sounds like a high-thought but is actually literally true
Scientology is real but actually thetans are good and I want to get all of them
April 15, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Scientology is real but actually thetans are good and I want to get all of them
(34-year-old opening an airbnb with daddy’s money) tell ‘em Skylar did it
April 14, 2025 at 12:57 PM
(34-year-old opening an airbnb with daddy’s money) tell ‘em Skylar did it
If an old guy talks to you at the urinal just say “I’m glad Vietnam won”
April 11, 2025 at 6:00 PM
If an old guy talks to you at the urinal just say “I’m glad Vietnam won”