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Goldeneye Slappers Only (No Big Heads!)
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Goldeneye Slappers Only (No Big Heads!) @mcmaronna.bsky.social · Jul 30
Unprecedented for the Onion to have both the Lathe of Heaven and the Mandate of Heaven at the same time.
bencollins.bsky.social Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · Jul 30
Holy shit, they did it. They wrote the headline.
NYC Mass Shooting Was Nearly Impossible to Prevent, Experts Say
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Goldeneye Slappers Only (No Big Heads!) @mcmaronna.bsky.social · 14h
Things an Edgar Allan Poe themed restaurant enthusiast would say
catchabadone.bsky.social Catch @catchabadone.bsky.social · 14h
When the raven closed it lost a lot of charm
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Goldeneye Slappers Only (No Big Heads!) @mcmaronna.bsky.social · 14h
Larger No Kings contingent by far on the NJ side, many more locally-branded pieces of clothing for sale on the PA side.
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Goldeneye Slappers Only (No Big Heads!) @mcmaronna.bsky.social · 14h
It pains me to admit that Lambertville, NJ is realer than New Hope, PA which seems to have ten iterations of the same large gastropub and no Ween Museum.
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Goldeneye Slappers Only (No Big Heads!) @mcmaronna.bsky.social · 16h
Delaware Canal Towpath, New Hope
A stone archway is blocked with a finely-wrought metal grate. Greenery edges into view from all sides. Something Tom Cox would dig.
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Goldeneye Slappers Only (No Big Heads!) @mcmaronna.bsky.social · 17h
An entire underground network of pork parts purveyors in Pennsyltucky
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Goldeneye Slappers Only (No Big Heads!) @mcmaronna.bsky.social · 17h
I can understand why Ween emerged from New Hope, but not from this specific spot!
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Goldeneye Slappers Only (No Big Heads!) @mcmaronna.bsky.social · 20h
Let’s not rule anything out. I have limited experience here in Lambertville, it could be like this every day.
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Goldeneye Slappers Only (No Big Heads!) @mcmaronna.bsky.social · 20h
Costume contest
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Goldeneye Slappers Only (No Big Heads!) @mcmaronna.bsky.social · 1d
Once again, Lambertville, NJ
Somehow the martians from the last photo have been replaced by inflatable shark costumes, again, one pink and and one blue.
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Goldeneye Slappers Only (No Big Heads!) @mcmaronna.bsky.social · 1d
Lambertville, NJ
Two costumed martians, one pink and one blue. A column is behind them.
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Goldeneye Slappers Only (No Big Heads!) @mcmaronna.bsky.social · 5d
This looks like the beginning of An Italian-American Apocalypse
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Goldeneye Slappers Only (No Big Heads!) @mcmaronna.bsky.social · 6d
Deja booty
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Goldeneye Slappers Only (No Big Heads!) @mcmaronna.bsky.social · 7d
Yeah, how dare she stand up for kids getting bombed to death?
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Goldeneye Slappers Only (No Big Heads!) @mcmaronna.bsky.social · 9d
They also keep their piss in jars! Some things never change.
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Goldeneye Slappers Only (No Big Heads!) @mcmaronna.bsky.social · 10d
Too bad they don’t like how the medicine tastes!
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Goldeneye Slappers Only (No Big Heads!) @mcmaronna.bsky.social · 10d
So you’re saying there’s room for Brendel, then?
Levin already has experience in political posting: Memelord partnered with Andrew Cuomo's campaign for NYC mayor earlier this year. After Levin revealed
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Goldeneye Slappers Only (No Big Heads!) @mcmaronna.bsky.social · 11d
Michelob ultra has had that space to themselves for far too long!
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Goldeneye Slappers Only (No Big Heads!) @mcmaronna.bsky.social · 11d
MoonKissUltra
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Goldeneye Slappers Only (No Big Heads!) @mcmaronna.bsky.social · 11d
Went to bed thinking oh man I’m gonna miss that cool big moon, woke up and it was waiting for me!
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Goldeneye Slappers Only (No Big Heads!) @mcmaronna.bsky.social · 11d
The fish rots from the head, Darrin.
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Goldeneye Slappers Only (No Big Heads!) @mcmaronna.bsky.social · 11d
Surrounded by very proud clouds this morning. Add that to the super moon I was greeted by and it’s a good Sky Day today.
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Goldeneye Slappers Only (No Big Heads!) @mcmaronna.bsky.social · 12d
And you believed her?
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Goldeneye Slappers Only (No Big Heads!) @mcmaronna.bsky.social · 12d
Arkansas Black, and you’ll never look back.
kathbarbadoro.bsky.social Kath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 12d
What’s yalls favorite apple? Been into macouns lately
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Goldeneye Slappers Only (No Big Heads!) @mcmaronna.bsky.social · 12d
Not so fast, baby boy. You want that shit. You can’t admit it though.
thee Michael W... @michaelwhitesh... Follow Joined Aug '23 bernard sanders is like raisins in the potato salad nobody wants that shit
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Goldeneye Slappers Only (No Big Heads!) @mcmaronna.bsky.social · 12d
thee Michael W... @michaelwhitesh... Follow Joined Aug '23 getting ready to go to urgent care tomorrow...expect to be sent to the hospital for testing can't wait to figure out how i'm going to pay for this good times
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