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maxrelaxman.bsky.social @maxrelaxman.bsky.social · 1d

Achievement unlocked: Write a drunk character while buzzed yourself.

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maxrelaxman.bsky.social @maxrelaxman.bsky.social · 1d

Yeah? Well maybe coffee thinks you taste like ass. Bet you never though about that, now did you?

maxrelaxman.bsky.social @maxrelaxman.bsky.social · 3d

I double my problems by using a swipe style keyboard. I'm my own worst enemy.

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maxrelaxman.bsky.social @maxrelaxman.bsky.social · 4d

"Timeline" I hate autocorrect

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maxrelaxman.bsky.social @maxrelaxman.bsky.social · 4d

Stargate on this tomorrow isn't as fun

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maxrelaxman.bsky.social @maxrelaxman.bsky.social · 4d

Conspiracy theory: Gemini wants non-Americans to burn their lips.
#conspiracy

maxrelaxman.bsky.social @maxrelaxman.bsky.social · 6d

Disney is the EA of TV/Movie franchises
#showerthoughts

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JulieW67 @juliew67.bsky.social · 7d

#BlueskyArtShow #Glow
A golden dandelion

A close up photo of a dandelion seed head.
A single green stem with hundreds of thinner stems radiating out in a fluffy circle.
Behind is a golden sunset that is illuminating the dandelion

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maxrelaxman.bsky.social @maxrelaxman.bsky.social · 7d

Like I don't even know how that happened

maxrelaxman.bsky.social @maxrelaxman.bsky.social · 7d

Multi talented.
(It was a while things, not just a filter)
#hatethiscar

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maxrelaxman.bsky.social @maxrelaxman.bsky.social · 8d

Beat me to it lol

maxrelaxman.bsky.social @maxrelaxman.bsky.social · 8d

Spotify starts playing Safety Dance.
Me: ug I freaking hate this song.
Also me: doesn't hit skip button.
#safetydance

maxrelaxman.bsky.social @maxrelaxman.bsky.social · 10d

When you get spoken to for not acknowledging a new policy document.
I mean I wote it, but whatthefuckever

maxrelaxman.bsky.social @maxrelaxman.bsky.social · 10d

One Sasquatch with two big feet?

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maxrelaxman.bsky.social @maxrelaxman.bsky.social · 11d

#rant
Finally got my crunch wrap and I'm hiding in my car shamefully getting ready to take a bite and the landscaper rides past at like he's trying to get his landscaping Segway to go back to 1955 blows leaves through my half open window and all over my lunch.

maxrelaxman.bsky.social @maxrelaxman.bsky.social · 15d

I love that stuff. It's so hard to find near me though. Maybe I should move some place with better beer...

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maxrelaxman.bsky.social @maxrelaxman.bsky.social · 15d

Well got that scene done. Someday I'll be able to write an action scene that doesn't take a million times longer to write than the scene lasts.
Spoiler...
(Kinda sorta)

two people are standing next to each other in a dark room .

ALT: two people are standing next to each other in a dark room .

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maxrelaxman.bsky.social @maxrelaxman.bsky.social · 15d

Congratulations! This is great information to help temper expectations if I get to the point of querying.

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maxrelaxman.bsky.social @maxrelaxman.bsky.social · 18d

a blurred image of a body of water with trees in the background

ALT: a blurred image of a body of water with trees in the background

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maxrelaxman.bsky.social @maxrelaxman.bsky.social · 19d

Sure. Just let me get over the current bout of imposter syndrome lol

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maxrelaxman.bsky.social @maxrelaxman.bsky.social · 19d

Kinda want taco bell right now. There's just something about cheese whiz in a tortilla that I crave every few months.

maxrelaxman.bsky.social @maxrelaxman.bsky.social · 21d

Yeah, that's why I'm looking for a writing group. Mutual help with throwing ideas off each other and beta reading sections, if not the whole thing. I know reading someone's whole book can be a burden when you're trying to write your own.

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maxrelaxman.bsky.social @maxrelaxman.bsky.social · 22d

I'm progress. Just have a couple more scenes to write and I can start editing.

This is technically the second version but I redid the third act along with half the second so I kinda see it as a first draft still.

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maxrelaxman.bsky.social @maxrelaxman.bsky.social · 24d

I can't promise that I won't start randomly swearing regardless

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maxrelaxman.bsky.social @maxrelaxman.bsky.social · 24d

Manager: why are you developing that new app in Avalonia?
Me: Don't say spite... Don't say spite..
#dotnet