Matty
@mattyhotdogz.bsky.social
Idiotic bits and head of production at Good Time Society. Prolific Riftbound interaction loser. Inventor of The Spalört.
Bob Vylan shuffle has hit me with like three songs in a row that include the lyric “Sunday roast” and that’s English culture
December 11, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Bob Vylan shuffle has hit me with like three songs in a row that include the lyric “Sunday roast” and that’s English culture
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One of my neighbors has been putting up these fish facts posters. All kinds of different fish, marine, freshwater, deep, shallow, all kinds. This is a good one. “Stg this real fish” took me out. Good work, neighbor.
December 7, 2025 at 3:39 PM
One of my neighbors has been putting up these fish facts posters. All kinds of different fish, marine, freshwater, deep, shallow, all kinds. This is a good one. “Stg this real fish” took me out. Good work, neighbor.
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Y’all have got to stop trying to teach people magic with edh
Pope Leo XIV Will Have Lunch With 4 Trans Women in "Unprecedented" Meeting
https://www.them.us/story/pope-leo-xiv-lunch-trans-activists-alesia-nobile
https://www.them.us/story/pope-leo-xiv-lunch-trans-activists-alesia-nobile
November 15, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Y’all have got to stop trying to teach people magic with edh
Idk I hope beer doesn’t think about turning me into piss
November 14, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Idk I hope beer doesn’t think about turning me into piss
It is, in fact, not
Is it good when they power cycle the airplane you’re sitting on
November 7, 2025 at 3:08 PM
It is, in fact, not
Is it good when they power cycle the airplane you’re sitting on
November 7, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Is it good when they power cycle the airplane you’re sitting on
Crazy that Dick Cheney couldn’t even last four days into No Nut November
November 4, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Crazy that Dick Cheney couldn’t even last four days into No Nut November
Who do I have to kiss to get Madden to add a dating sim to career mode
November 1, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Who do I have to kiss to get Madden to add a dating sim to career mode
No one asked me and no one follows me but I have some opinions on #mtg brackets.
The main thing is, I believe we do not need more and in fact should have fewer
The main thing is, I believe we do not need more and in fact should have fewer
October 31, 2025 at 12:53 AM
No one asked me and no one follows me but I have some opinions on #mtg brackets.
The main thing is, I believe we do not need more and in fact should have fewer
The main thing is, I believe we do not need more and in fact should have fewer
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We aren’t in office tomorrow, so today is office Halloween. Sexy Harry Dean Stanton was the group costume prompt, and only @mattyhotdogz.bsky.social and @baileymeyers.bsky.social remembered. Happy Harry-ween to all who celebrate (Matt and Bailey)
October 30, 2025 at 10:41 PM
We aren’t in office tomorrow, so today is office Halloween. Sexy Harry Dean Stanton was the group costume prompt, and only @mattyhotdogz.bsky.social and @baileymeyers.bsky.social remembered. Happy Harry-ween to all who celebrate (Matt and Bailey)
Rolled dice good at the bar so my beer was 99 cents hell yeah
October 29, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Rolled dice good at the bar so my beer was 99 cents hell yeah
Getting back into music who makes good sounds
October 19, 2025 at 7:17 AM
Getting back into music who makes good sounds
Listening to Taylor swifts new album did she fuck an ent
October 18, 2025 at 7:45 AM
Listening to Taylor swifts new album did she fuck an ent
Pissing off the pod playing my lands up top and my hand sideways
October 17, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Pissing off the pod playing my lands up top and my hand sideways
Has anyone i know ever died from poison in an EDH game?
October 13, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Has anyone i know ever died from poison in an EDH game?
To all my haters who didn’t believe me when I told them Chris Rock’s full name at the bar last night:
October 13, 2025 at 1:40 AM
To all my haters who didn’t believe me when I told them Chris Rock’s full name at the bar last night:
Considering replacing sol ring with Vandalblast in any deck I have with red in it
October 11, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Considering replacing sol ring with Vandalblast in any deck I have with red in it
This looks like a meat hook with pizza on it got slammed through a green head
October 11, 2025 at 3:15 AM
This looks like a meat hook with pizza on it got slammed through a green head
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I've pulled beauty from the jaws of creation and yet still you all forget my power
October 5, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I've pulled beauty from the jaws of creation and yet still you all forget my power
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BALLING THE FUCK OUT AT THE OUTBACK ON THE PLAINFIELD SIDE OF JOLIET A M FUCKIN A
October 1, 2025 at 11:48 PM
BALLING THE FUCK OUT AT THE OUTBACK ON THE PLAINFIELD SIDE OF JOLIET A M FUCKIN A
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Assembling my CPAP in a hotel room like an assassin, staring out at the restaurant across the street where I see people who also definitely have a CPAP it's like John Wick everybody's packin out here
September 29, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Assembling my CPAP in a hotel room like an assassin, staring out at the restaurant across the street where I see people who also definitely have a CPAP it's like John Wick everybody's packin out here
About to see One Battle After Another cannot wait to be insufferable about this movie for the next 1-3 years
September 25, 2025 at 1:53 AM
About to see One Battle After Another cannot wait to be insufferable about this movie for the next 1-3 years
Lmao wait I just built a version of this
The Gyruda-pocalypse is here, bringing both celebration and concern. What does it mean for the deck, the format, and the game of Magic's future?
Thanks to my sponsors @moxfield.com @cardtrader.bsky.social @boneboxgames.com and CardConduit for making this video possible:
youtu.be/YvZx4ty0Fxk?...
Thanks to my sponsors @moxfield.com @cardtrader.bsky.social @boneboxgames.com and CardConduit for making this video possible:
youtu.be/YvZx4ty0Fxk?...
This Commander Deck Breaks The Game!
YouTube video by Commander Mechanic
youtu.be
September 23, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Lmao wait I just built a version of this
Recently saw an infographic claim the average employee works about 3 hours in an 8 hour day, and I can only imagine that data came from a self reporting survey that only people who work 3 hours a day had time to fill out
September 23, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Recently saw an infographic claim the average employee works about 3 hours in an 8 hour day, and I can only imagine that data came from a self reporting survey that only people who work 3 hours a day had time to fill out