Matt the Human
@mattthehuman.bsky.social
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He/Him. Optimist in bleak midwinter.
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I think I may have made the chili too spicy… and that’s saying something for me.

It’s four hours later and my tongue still burns and despite the Pepcid, I still feel acidic.

Fewer whole dried peppers in the base next time.

Gonna be a lucid dream kind of night.
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I think the TRON franchise is doomed to be kind of niche. One of those dork things that not all dorks “get.” Like tokusatsu.

Which is a shame, because I would love an HD remake of TRON 2.0.
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The more time passes, the more I'm like "that's irresponsible" when someone gets married in their 20s.
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I think the constant antagonizing of one another might be even worse on Threads than it is on Twitter.
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I wonder how much closer we are to the planet being uninhabitable for humans because of crypto and AI.

Like, does the oligarchy really think life in a "climate haven" on an otherwise dead planet will really be a situation where there wealth will matter?
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Work has been stressful and I'm fighting a stomach bug, but I have a new Pokemon game coming this week, so I refuse to be shaken.
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To me, Zootopia represents classic Disney creativity/ imagination, and I want that to be great.

I love the first movie, Z+, the new trailer, and "Zoo" is so fun it makes me want to dodge MY taxes.

But like... sparse marketing worries me. Especially so close to (US) Thanksgiving.
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Man, I hope Zootopia 2 is good. I want it to be.

It’s been a while since Disney Animation had a box office/ critical win.

I worry because there’s virtually no merch, little advertising and seemingly just one popcorn bucket. It’s like Disney’s scared.

But I’m hoping for good things.
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I need Pom Wonderful to be half the size. Half the size and I could crush these things in the morning.
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All in all, what this weekend gave me was a greater appreciation of TRON: Uprising.
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ALSO, Ares should have mourned Cal Kestis. It could have tied to the dead sister subplot.

And I love Jeff Bridges as JesusGPT, but I think Tron would have been a more apt cameo. This franchise does not care about its namesake.

A C+ from me. Missed potential in every scene.
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I think what NIN delivered is a cool soundtrack for a Blade Runner spin-off. For Tron it never energized me.

If it was me, I would have gone with the guy who did the Tron: Uprising soundtrack. That show sounded dope.

OR, since they're trying to appeal to Gen Z, maybe court Marshmello or Deadmau5?
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A desire to appease shareholders makes animation safe and robs an artist of the freedom to experiment, and maybe make the future instead of trying to follow current trends.

Kenji Iwaisawa has a lot of artistic integrity and I appreciate the hell out of it.

100 Meters was really good!
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My only real note with Starfleet Academy is that every set seems only half lit.
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By the time this movie comes out I’m going to be that adult singing along to the songs.

I started out lukewarm on this song, but it’s been in my rotation all day and now I love it.

Sometimes you just need good vibes.

Good vibes and tax evasion. Whatcha gonna do?
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This actually existing is going to make Christmas shopping much easier for my family.
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The facial composition of Michael's Zeb reminds me of a puppet I designed in 2010 based on Chewbacca concept art, for a Star Warsy kids camp.

Ultimately, what was built was more like if The Bumble was an MMPR monster. It made kids pee in terror. True story.

Lesson: Kids are scared of a LOT.
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Hum dadum hum dadum hum hum HUM HUM!

Need more BoBF.
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Okay. You hit me where I live. I’ll see this SpongeBob movie for my TMNT.

I only hope they actually release “Nardo” action figures.
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First look at ‘TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES: CHROME ALONE 2’

The animated short, set in the ‘Mutant Mayhem’ universe, follows the Turtles as they go to New Jersey on a mission after a toy company exploits the turtles’ newfound fame.

(Source: variety.com/2025/film/ne...)
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I mean, I’ll check out the NIN soundtrack, but I’m good waiting for D+ on the movie.

Disney will still get my money from Zootopia 2.
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They’ve been working overtime to lose my interest.

And I’m one of those weirdos who really digs Tron.
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Wonder Project added The Mysterious Benedict Society (I rec!). I wish they’d pick up other disappeared Disney+ shows. Willow, The World According to Jeff Goldblum. I see that Crater is being sold as a standalone movie. So that’s nice.

Also, why isn’t The Weekenders on digital yet? It’s the best!
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I hope the high end figures of Okarun come with lots of different disheveled hair styles. Seems to be a running thing that he’s just never going to get back to normal for any meaningful amount of time.
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Love the holidays, but like… each in their own turn.
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The only “war on Christmas” is the onslaught of soulless corporations trying to get you to move Christmas earlier and earlier in your year so they can sell you more crap.

It it October 6th. I should be hearing The Monster Mash everywhere. Not freaking Silver Bells.

Stay in your lane, Christmas.