Matt Silber (ashamed American - FU🍊🤡)
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Matt Silber (ashamed American - FU🍊🤡)
@mattsilber.bsky.social
230 followers 110 following 600 posts
He/Him. Things of interest: crows, nutter butters, people who aren't assholes, EVs, floral arrangements, whiskey, lists containing an odd number of items.
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I found my underwear taking a nap on a little shelf in the dryer.
They're about to kiss, right?
Certainly nothing wrong with that, but physical passion is just a weird vibe for a safety training video I had to watch for work.
Confetti Infection would be a good name for a band that plays what genre of music?
Different shirts? You'd think they'd go all the way with matching outfits
Isn't that why the handstand was invented?
It's HOT out.
(pointless social media post du jour)
In the animated movie Dog Man, Pete Davidson's nod to Sigourney Weaver is hilarious.
I didn't know flowers produced such complex songs. 🙂🌻
Do you replant these every year or do they come back on their own?
The main reason we eat waffles is butter, right?
Egrets are known for their skills as gardeners. This one is doing some weeding.
...If Tim Burton made dentist's chairs and other medical equipment.
Mac and cheese is not in the pasta aisle at my grocery store. I find this upsetting.