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Mike Johnson: "What happened last night is blue states and blue cities voted blue. We all saw that coming. And no one should read too much into last night's election results."

Matt Parrish @mattparrish.bsky.social · 2d

Brad is Mo Gueye the most dominant athlete in Atlanta rn not named Bijan?

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Scott Lemieux @lemieuxlgm.bsky.social · 2d

Remember, we learned in 2021 that a win by the out party in a Virginia gubernatorial election fully nullifies any presidential mandate. I don’t make the rules

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Matt Parrish @mattparrish.bsky.social · 2d

That...seems like the right result

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Matt Parrish @mattparrish.bsky.social · 2d

There aren't enough PC appointments available as-is, because it's a low-paid specialty and all the slots are taken up by older people. The public is going to HATE having an obvious issue that needs a specialist, but having to wait in line for a PC doc appt first.

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Matt Parrish @mattparrish.bsky.social · 2d

Who could have predicted this?

dell cameron @dell.bsky.social · 2d

New: The FBI is quietly urging ICE agents to properly ID themselves in the field.

In a bulletin to law enforcement last month, it warned of criminals posing as ICE to rob, rape, kidnap—a problem it says now demands national coordination to confront.

By me & @carolinehaskins.bsky.social:

FBI Warns of Criminals Posing as ICE, Urges Agents to ID Themselves

In a bulletin to law enforcement agencies, the FBI said criminal impersonators are exploiting ICE’s image and urged nationwide coordination to distinguish real operations from fakes.

www.wired.com

Matt Parrish @mattparrish.bsky.social · 2d

The Onion has its fastball working today

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Matt Parrish @mattparrish.bsky.social · 2d

Guys, just play football

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Matt Parrish @mattparrish.bsky.social · 2d

The plane ride home for Romo had to have been looooong.

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Matt Parrish @mattparrish.bsky.social · 2d

The Hawks are never beating the allegations of being a money laundering organization in disguise. www.nytimes.com/athletic/677...

Former Atlanta Hawks senior VP charged with embezzling $3.8M to buy Porsche, tickets

The SVP of finance, who no longer works for the Hawks, is accused of changing financial reports to hide his company credit card charges.

www.nytimes.com

Matt Parrish @mattparrish.bsky.social · 3d

Better things are possible…but not by capping rents and building a bunch of housing projects.

But whatever, he’s better than the other guys, good luck to him.

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Matt Parrish @mattparrish.bsky.social · 3d

Both can be true, and also that he’s a great talent who is the best candidate running for mayor

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Matt Parrish @mattparrish.bsky.social · 3d

You got an extra hour of sleep, what is your problem

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Matt Parrish @mattparrish.bsky.social · 3d

Dems should do those things anyway by nuking the filibuster when/if back in power.

Matt Parrish @mattparrish.bsky.social · 4d

Something about the ChatGPT television ad spots are just...off. The fact there's no "pitch" makes them feel menacing, like ChatGPT is inevitable, so no pitch is necesssary. Do not like.

Matt Parrish @mattparrish.bsky.social · 4d

This whole franchise is defective

Matt Parrish @mattparrish.bsky.social · 4d

With experience recruiting in Alabama