Lil Elf Matty
@mattkmall.bsky.social
Short and nerdy (Marvel, Star Wars especially).
He/him.
Often naked. Rarely locked. Always cute.
He/him.
Often naked. Rarely locked. Always cute.
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Lil Elf Matty
@mattkmall.bsky.social
· Aug 7
@MallKMatt | Linktree
Linktree. Make your link do more.
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Jsut saying if anyone wants to treat me to something from my wishlist or tip me on PayPal you can find links below:
If Pokémon was real and you were just an average trainer, what would your team be?
(Be as realistic as possible. No Mythics or Legends.)
It would obviously be a team of little cuties.
Cyndaquil
Fidough
Maushold
Umbreon
Galarian Ponyta
Alolan Vulpix
(Be as realistic as possible. No Mythics or Legends.)
It would obviously be a team of little cuties.
Cyndaquil
Fidough
Maushold
Umbreon
Galarian Ponyta
Alolan Vulpix
If Pokémon was real and you were just an average trainer, what would your team be?
(Be as realistic as possible. No Mythics or Legends.)
I’ve thought about this
Espeon
Stufful (love plushies)
Very likely to have a Pikachu
Luxio that refuses to evolve
Bounsweet cause mangos
Pidgey
Audino ✨
(Be as realistic as possible. No Mythics or Legends.)
I’ve thought about this
Espeon
Stufful (love plushies)
Very likely to have a Pikachu
Luxio that refuses to evolve
Bounsweet cause mangos
Pidgey
Audino ✨
If Pokémon was real and you were just an average trainer, what would your team be?
(Be as realistic as possible. No Mythics or Legends.)
Love this!!
Probably:
Snover
Graveler
Vanilluxe (I am old enough to have one fully evolved I think)
Piloswine
Golbat
Flaaffy
(Be as realistic as possible. No Mythics or Legends.)
Love this!!
Probably:
Snover
Graveler
Vanilluxe (I am old enough to have one fully evolved I think)
Piloswine
Golbat
Flaaffy
December 3, 2025 at 11:02 PM
If Pokémon was real and you were just an average trainer, what would your team be?
(Be as realistic as possible. No Mythics or Legends.)
It would obviously be a team of little cuties.
Cyndaquil
Fidough
Maushold
Umbreon
Galarian Ponyta
Alolan Vulpix
(Be as realistic as possible. No Mythics or Legends.)
It would obviously be a team of little cuties.
Cyndaquil
Fidough
Maushold
Umbreon
Galarian Ponyta
Alolan Vulpix
Think I have a movie date Friday. Last time I thought something was a date I’m still not sure if it was or not, so see how this goes 😂
December 3, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Think I have a movie date Friday. Last time I thought something was a date I’m still not sure if it was or not, so see how this goes 😂
Baggy and fluffy Christmas hoodie!
December 3, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Baggy and fluffy Christmas hoodie!
Was considering Reading festival for Florence and the Machine but I can only see her on the Sunday I’d wanna see and I’d just be like:
December 3, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Was considering Reading festival for Florence and the Machine but I can only see her on the Sunday I’d wanna see and I’d just be like:
Drop Someone VILLAINOUS 👿🖤😈
December 3, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Drop Someone VILLAINOUS 👿🖤😈
9 years ago today I picked up my best boy Chewie ❤️
December 3, 2025 at 9:10 AM
9 years ago today I picked up my best boy Chewie ❤️
Reposted by Lil Elf Matty
Oh found a Christmas one from same year
December 2, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Oh found a Christmas one from same year
Oh so shocked! Shocked I tell you!
December 2, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Oh so shocked! Shocked I tell you!
Post an old dick pic 🍆
Oldest nude I seem to have on my phone from 2022.
Oldest nude I seem to have on my phone from 2022.
December 2, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Post an old dick pic 🍆
Oldest nude I seem to have on my phone from 2022.
Oldest nude I seem to have on my phone from 2022.
I obviously needed more Christmas stuff and these were too cute to say no to
December 2, 2025 at 11:35 AM
I obviously needed more Christmas stuff and these were too cute to say no to
If you see this, l IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation
December 2, 2025 at 9:47 AM
If you see this, l IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation
Yes I did find a real Santa hat rather than sticking an emoji on 😛
December 2, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Yes I did find a real Santa hat rather than sticking an emoji on 😛
Christmas has arrived
December 1, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Christmas has arrived
Got my second lobe piercings done (well redone for one of them). What do we think?
December 1, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Got my second lobe piercings done (well redone for one of them). What do we think?
As a few people have asked me now. I topped in the dream 😂
Well I had a weird sex dream about a high school crush and he was taping it. So that was something
December 1, 2025 at 3:25 PM
As a few people have asked me now. I topped in the dream 😂
Reminder that everything Gammamon does is for chocolate and like… relatable
December 1, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Reminder that everything Gammamon does is for chocolate and like… relatable
Digimon Ghost Game dub randomly came out on iPlayer today (I mean it was announced Friday) and I’d urge any uk fans to watch it!
December 1, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Digimon Ghost Game dub randomly came out on iPlayer today (I mean it was announced Friday) and I’d urge any uk fans to watch it!
Just flashed back to me wanting to go tell off a parent and her kid who were calling the Digimon in Bandai store “Pokemon” yesterday…
December 1, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Just flashed back to me wanting to go tell off a parent and her kid who were calling the Digimon in Bandai store “Pokemon” yesterday…
Well I had a weird sex dream about a high school crush and he was taping it. So that was something
December 1, 2025 at 8:52 AM
Well I had a weird sex dream about a high school crush and he was taping it. So that was something
repost and show your best morning lighting ☀️
December 1, 2025 at 12:10 AM
repost and show your best morning lighting ☀️
That canceled TV show that you’ll never stop thinking about.
November 30, 2025 at 11:00 PM
That canceled TV show that you’ll never stop thinking about.
Not me reading this like “location: hog”
November 30, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Not me reading this like “location: hog”
Let’s start an over 30 selfie thread ✨
35 🩵
35 🩵
November 30, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Let’s start an over 30 selfie thread ✨
35 🩵
35 🩵
Season passes/paid dlc. Just let me play the game without having to then pay another £30-40 to get the full story!
November 30, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Season passes/paid dlc. Just let me play the game without having to then pay another £30-40 to get the full story!
I leave you guys alone for a day and you’re arguing about sides now?
November 30, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I leave you guys alone for a day and you’re arguing about sides now?