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again and again this city's only response to rowdy teenage gatherings is to upend life for everyone, not actually solve any problems
City officials surprised vendors at Chicago’s most popular holiday market by imposing new crowd restrictions just hours before it opened last Friday.
City officials impose crowd restrictions on Christkindlmarket, creating uncertainty for vendors
chicago.suntimes.com
November 29, 2025 at 12:21 AM
again and again this city's only response to rowdy teenage gatherings is to upend life for everyone, not actually solve any problems
Didn't think you could be a good NFL coach and be hot that's too much game for one man to handle
November 29, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Didn't think you could be a good NFL coach and be hot that's too much game for one man to handle
Bears solved the tush push
November 28, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Bears solved the tush push
felt like surprisingly conservative clock management on that last drive considering how much they dominated Philadelphia in the first half
November 28, 2025 at 9:33 PM
felt like surprisingly conservative clock management on that last drive considering how much they dominated Philadelphia in the first half
bears absolutely carving the eagles apart rn
November 28, 2025 at 9:14 PM
bears absolutely carving the eagles apart rn
how do you take a sack there bro come on
November 28, 2025 at 12:42 AM
how do you take a sack there bro come on
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34 heated patios and rooftops in Chicago where you can eat, drink and be merry this winter: blockclubchi.co/44zSjYn
November 27, 2025 at 7:04 PM
34 heated patios and rooftops in Chicago where you can eat, drink and be merry this winter: blockclubchi.co/44zSjYn
Chicago Thanksgiving parade has a bunch of people doing tricks on unicycles right now, this is incredible content
November 27, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Chicago Thanksgiving parade has a bunch of people doing tricks on unicycles right now, this is incredible content
November 27, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Another pointless bar trick I excel at
November 26, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Another pointless bar trick I excel at
Nobody lives more in an insular bubble than these right wing cretins
November 26, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Nobody lives more in an insular bubble than these right wing cretins
Feels like Paramount could save themselves a lot of time, money, and ultimately scorn by just showing President Trump a new cut of an existing Rush Hour movie and telling him it's new
Rush Hour 4 is reportedly a go at Paramount – after Trump intervened on behalf of the movie.
Brett Ratner, accused of sexual misconduct by several women, will bring the franchise back to the big screen
Brett Ratner, accused of sexual misconduct by several women, will bring the franchise back to the big screen
Rush Hour 4 in the works at Paramount after reports of Trump intervening
Brett Ratner, accused of sexual misconduct by several women, will bring his hit franchise back to the big screen
www.theguardian.com
November 25, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Feels like Paramount could save themselves a lot of time, money, and ultimately scorn by just showing President Trump a new cut of an existing Rush Hour movie and telling him it's new
The cruelty and lawlessness of DOGE has been overshadowed by the cruelty and lawlessness of ICE/DHS lately but any Democratic candidate serious about purging this from our body politic should be vociferously demanding that all of them be held accountable for their actions
All DOGE accomplished was purging critical government staff, handing private data to outsiders, and sentencing thousands in developing countries to death by gutting USAID.
I don’t say this lightly: if there were any justice in this world, the people responsible for this devastation would be in jail
I don’t say this lightly: if there were any justice in this world, the people responsible for this devastation would be in jail
DOGE 'doesn't exist' with eight months left on its charter
U.S. President Donald Trump's Department of Government Efficiency has disbanded with eight months left to its mandate.
www.cnbc.com
November 25, 2025 at 7:15 PM
The cruelty and lawlessness of DOGE has been overshadowed by the cruelty and lawlessness of ICE/DHS lately but any Democratic candidate serious about purging this from our body politic should be vociferously demanding that all of them be held accountable for their actions
Authoritarianism has no answer for any problems most of us are facing so it needs to sow chaos to keep people angry or scared
Billionaire Binance founder Changpeng Zhao, pardoned by Donald Trump, has been accused of facilitating millions of dollars’ worth of payments to Hamas in the wake of its attack on Israel on October 7 2023. Zhao also financed the Trump family's entrance into the cryptocurrency market.
Binance founder Changpeng Zhao accused of facilitating payments to Hamas
Crypto tycoon pardoned by Donald Trump faces US court complaint from families of victims of October 7 attack
www.ft.com
November 25, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Authoritarianism has no answer for any problems most of us are facing so it needs to sow chaos to keep people angry or scared
I don't fly that often so when I do I try to dress nicely; I have found, in general this is a simple life hack to get better customer service, but if this is going to be the request of Secretary Reality TV Show buffoon I'm coming to O'Hare looking like I just rolled out of a pile of garbage
Duffy on his demand that air travelers not wear slippers or pajamas: "It honors our country ... don't take your shoes off and put your feet on the chair ahead of you"
November 24, 2025 at 9:12 PM
I don't fly that often so when I do I try to dress nicely; I have found, in general this is a simple life hack to get better customer service, but if this is going to be the request of Secretary Reality TV Show buffoon I'm coming to O'Hare looking like I just rolled out of a pile of garbage
This could not have been more prescient, a real shame so much of the elite media continue treating Trump like some kind of unstoppable force with a mandate to remake American society and not a lucky SOB who capitalized on two of the most poorly run, out of touch oppo campaigns of all time
November 24, 2025 at 5:50 PM
This could not have been more prescient, a real shame so much of the elite media continue treating Trump like some kind of unstoppable force with a mandate to remake American society and not a lucky SOB who capitalized on two of the most poorly run, out of touch oppo campaigns of all time
honestly this is maybe the funniest skeet of all time
November 24, 2025 at 5:42 PM
honestly this is maybe the funniest skeet of all time
lol ZIPS projects Colson to hit .216/23/83 this year and his top age-weighted comp is Bill Sudakis
www.baseball-reference.com/players/s/su...
www.baseball-reference.com/players/s/su...
www.baseball-reference.com
November 24, 2025 at 4:44 PM
lol ZIPS projects Colson to hit .216/23/83 this year and his top age-weighted comp is Bill Sudakis
www.baseball-reference.com/players/s/su...
www.baseball-reference.com/players/s/su...
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Having Elliot Abrams call for regime change on the same day Andrew Tate declares hetero relationships gay makes the whole reactionary project feel like it's losing steam. These guys are all so bored
November 23, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Having Elliot Abrams call for regime change on the same day Andrew Tate declares hetero relationships gay makes the whole reactionary project feel like it's losing steam. These guys are all so bored
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Good morning to everyone who won the North London derby yesterday. ☕️
November 24, 2025 at 7:45 AM
Good morning to everyone who won the North London derby yesterday. ☕️
Rodgers out? Why am I even going to this game
November 23, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Rodgers out? Why am I even going to this game