Matthew Farris 🏳️🌈
@mattfarris.bsky.social
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So, I'm famous now, right? #Neighbours #SaveNeighbours
The feds raided the flat but also didn't take anything and left it unguarded. #EastEnders
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November 10, 2025 at 11:04 PM
The feds raided the flat but also didn't take anything and left it unguarded. #EastEnders
SKL is divine as Priya, but the Priya I know would be throwing stuff and shouting the house down. #EastEnders
November 10, 2025 at 10:53 PM
SKL is divine as Priya, but the Priya I know would be throwing stuff and shouting the house down. #EastEnders
Unpopular opinion: the more I see them together, the more on-board I am for a post-Nigel Phil and Julie pairing. #EastEnders
November 10, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Unpopular opinion: the more I see them together, the more on-board I am for a post-Nigel Phil and Julie pairing. #EastEnders
Lots of dead air in this episode, but Shelaine is bouncing off the walls. Is this going to mean anything? #EastEnders
November 10, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Lots of dead air in this episode, but Shelaine is bouncing off the walls. Is this going to mean anything? #EastEnders
Will's 18th birthday would probably be more interesting than the case of Nigel's missing tie, but what do I know. #EastEnders
November 10, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Will's 18th birthday would probably be more interesting than the case of Nigel's missing tie, but what do I know. #EastEnders
Wait wait wait. Harry was roaming the Square looking fine on Thursday and now he's looking like death. #EastEnders
November 10, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Wait wait wait. Harry was roaming the Square looking fine on Thursday and now he's looking like death. #EastEnders
Why is Jack shouting the details of Ravi's undercover mission in the middle of the square? #EastEnders
November 10, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Why is Jack shouting the details of Ravi's undercover mission in the middle of the square? #EastEnders
Shelaine is quite... chipper today. #EastEnders
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November 10, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Shelaine is quite... chipper today. #EastEnders
In other words, a US soap Christmas episode. Desperately want this to be wrong. #EastEnders
November 10, 2025 at 4:32 PM
In other words, a US soap Christmas episode. Desperately want this to be wrong. #EastEnders
I knew an incest-adjacent kiss was coming. #EastEnders
November 10, 2025 at 12:19 PM
I knew an incest-adjacent kiss was coming. #EastEnders
Greetings from south Florida. Lots of bigguns out today.
November 8, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Greetings from south Florida. Lots of bigguns out today.
Diane Parish on next week's episode of Drag Race UK! We'll probably see more of her than we've seen on #EastEnders lately.
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November 8, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Diane Parish on next week's episode of Drag Race UK! We'll probably see more of her than we've seen on #EastEnders lately.
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Nicola's not on the pill? Come on. #EastEnders
November 7, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Nicola's not on the pill? Come on. #EastEnders
Another powerhouse actor will be off screen for a while. 🫤 #EastEnders
November 7, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Another powerhouse actor will be off screen for a while. 🫤 #EastEnders
They're being serious about submitting a adoption recommendation from a teen mum? #EastEnders
November 6, 2025 at 11:58 PM
They're being serious about submitting a adoption recommendation from a teen mum? #EastEnders
I liked Priya more when she was a chaotic mess, trying and failing to do the right thing. She's ordinary now. #EastEnders
November 6, 2025 at 11:50 PM
I liked Priya more when she was a chaotic mess, trying and failing to do the right thing. She's ordinary now. #EastEnders
The Knights being mad at Harry, who was held captive and on heroin for weeks, is just bad writing. #EastEnders
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November 6, 2025 at 11:48 PM
The Knights being mad at Harry, who was held captive and on heroin for weeks, is just bad writing. #EastEnders
Oh, they remembered Howie and Kim's story tonight. How thoughtful. #EastEnders
November 6, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Oh, they remembered Howie and Kim's story tonight. How thoughtful. #EastEnders
Kacey Ainsworth is doing a guest spot on Madame Blanc, so maybe an #EastEnders return is possible?
www.radiotimes.com/tv/drama/mad...
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Madame Blanc Mysteries bumper Christmas special guest cast confirmed – with Coronation Street and EastEnders stars
Several exciting faces are will guest star in this year's Madame Blanc Mysteries Christmas special.
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November 6, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Kacey Ainsworth is doing a guest spot on Madame Blanc, so maybe an #EastEnders return is possible?
www.radiotimes.com/tv/drama/mad...
www.radiotimes.com/tv/drama/mad...
How could have predicted that resting an entire criminal organization on Kojo's shoulders would turn out so bad? Please let this be the end of it. #EastEnders
November 6, 2025 at 12:37 AM
How could have predicted that resting an entire criminal organization on Kojo's shoulders would turn out so bad? Please let this be the end of it. #EastEnders