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Mastiff Mom

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Mother of Mastiffs, life long democrat and a proud blue dot in the state of Texas.

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Mastiff Mom @mastiffmom.bsky.social · 3h

Oh yeah, they will get a bailout, but they have to move to Argentina.

Mastiff Mom @mastiffmom.bsky.social · 21h

So how does the coast guard get smugglers off the East Coast and the Gulf of Mexico

Mastiff Mom @mastiffmom.bsky.social · 1d

I wouldn't hold my breath to see if they would be held accountable

Mastiff Mom @mastiffmom.bsky.social · 2d

You know what's amazing? Texas has the most oil AND wind turbines in the United States. Abbott stays really quiet when Trump bashes "windmills".

Mastiff Mom @mastiffmom.bsky.social · 2d

Wow, he forgot to call her Pocahontas. He also forgot that when he calls a woman nasty she gets the congressional medal of honor

Mastiff Mom @mastiffmom.bsky.social · 2d

Good news is that these were state charges, so Trump can't pardon.

Mastiff Mom @mastiffmom.bsky.social · 2d

Well that went south fast. Should we be surprised that Netanayú signed an agreement and immediately went back on it. Just like Donny.
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Gaza ceasefire outlook darkens as Israel delays aid and Hamas tightens grip (Reuters)

By Nidal al-Mughrabi and Maayan Lubell

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Mastiff Mom @mastiffmom.bsky.social · 2d

Those girls look scared. They also seem to resemble Ivanka

Mastiff Mom @mastiffmom.bsky.social · 3d

This is bananas

Mastiff Mom @mastiffmom.bsky.social · 3d

You will build in a better place?

Mastiff Mom @mastiffmom.bsky.social · 3d

Stop sending soldiers and the national guard to quell imaginary riots. I do think Mayors should greet them with rakes and garbage bags. Really clean up the city. Also, emergency care for inflatable blow outs.

Mastiff Mom @mastiffmom.bsky.social · 3d

I think Trump is embarrassed that he only took $50,00.

Mastiff Mom @mastiffmom.bsky.social · 3d

BECAUSE IT'S ALL BIDENS FAULT. He should check Barron's DNA - that's probably Bidens fault

Mastiff Mom @mastiffmom.bsky.social · 4d

So we sent them our fatties but they are coming back? Why the hell should we take them back until the lose some weight? Of course why are we sending our national guard to another state until we make sure Texas is safe to live in.

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Some Texas National Guard troops replaced in Illinois after failing to meet standards (Task & Purpose)

The Texas Military Department has removed an unspecified number of Nati...

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Mastiff Mom @mastiffmom.bsky.social · 5d

Too bad Abbott thinks sending the National Guard to Chicago is more important than keeping them here and working on our problems

Mastiff Mom @mastiffmom.bsky.social · 6d

Hey it's MIT, they will figure out how to "transfer" money from the government!

a young man in a white shirt is sitting in a chair and clapping his hands .

ALT: a young man in a white shirt is sitting in a chair and clapping his hands .

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Mastiff Mom @mastiffmom.bsky.social · 6d

I think we all need to start submitting Nobel Peace Prize nominations for 2026.

Mastiff Mom @mastiffmom.bsky.social · 6d

I think they like the "smiting" and the laying with their daughters.

Mastiff Mom @mastiffmom.bsky.social · 6d

Trump: I want Greenland, give it to me!
Greenland: Sorry, we only work with Nobel Peace Prize winners.

Mastiff Mom @mastiffmom.bsky.social · 7d

Speaking as a Texan - just park a Taco truck somewhere and our national guard won't go anywhere. Don't worry about a taco truck shortage down here, we have taco trucks on every corner.

Mastiff Mom @mastiffmom.bsky.social · 7d

Trump: I don't even think that Obama is black. He didn't even know he was black until a reporter asked how it felt being the first black president. Obama looked shocked.

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Trump: "Obama got a prize for doing nothing. Obama got a prize, he didn't even know what he got it -- he got elected and they gave it to Obama for doing absolutely nothing but destroying our country. He was not a good president."

Mastiff Mom @mastiffmom.bsky.social · 7d

I think we are now living in alternative reality. In memory of the great Willy Wonka - " A traditional truth can only go up and down, but the Trump proof can go sideways and slantways and longways and backways and squareways, and front ways, and any other ways that you can think of."

Mastiff Mom @mastiffmom.bsky.social · 8d

Tonight's moon, Houston Texas

Mastiff Mom @mastiffmom.bsky.social · 8d

Hmm, they do seem a bit chonky. But then again the poking pole for liiter doesn't require bending over. I wonder if they poop scoop too?

Mastiff Mom @mastiffmom.bsky.social · 8d

Musician for Trump's new ballroom
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Bohemian Rhapsody on Chickens #bohemianrhapsody #fredmercury #vinheteiro #lordbinheteiro

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