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Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 1d

The dream of every Muslim is simply to be treated the same as any other New Yorker.

And yet, for too long, we have been told to ask for less than that, and endure hatred and bigotry in the shadows.

No more.

My Message to Muslim New Yorkers — and Everyone Who Calls This City Home.

YouTube video by Zohran Mamdani for NYC

www.youtube.com

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martypunker @martypunker.bsky.social · 2d

I've put Extinguisher Battleship and All-Fates Scroll in my Capitoline Triad deck and I'm never looking back.

martypunker @martypunker.bsky.social · 2d

glhf!

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martypunker @martypunker.bsky.social · 2d

Fuck that. I dumped my entire republican family.

missourimtg.bsky.social @missourimtg.bsky.social · 3d

My friend has new sleeves for her commander deck

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martypunker @martypunker.bsky.social · 3d

You shouldn't get a "your package has shipped" notification when a label is created. It should either be a "your package has a shipping number" notification OR the notification should come when the package actually ships.

martypunker @martypunker.bsky.social · 3d

I've finished Baldur's Gate 3 a bunch of times, does that count?

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martypunker @martypunker.bsky.social · 3d

This is the only one of the three I've played.

I didn't finish it, but I'm awful at finishing games.

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martypunker @martypunker.bsky.social · 3d

"I boomer snap game one and stay 2-10 in Proving Grounds after losing." -This variant

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martypunker @martypunker.bsky.social · 4d

The real issue with CI in EDH is colorless mana (while obviously not a color) is a color identity in design. It has a basic land type, it has a mana symbol, it has an identity of what it can do. You shouldn't be able to run wingding cards in non-wingding commanders. Please remove your Sol Rings now.

martypunker @martypunker.bsky.social · 4d

Hey I'm gonna put this out there: It's really easy to NOT get a Nazi tattoo. IN FACT, most tattoo artists WON'T tattoo Nazi symbols and you need to find a Nazi tattoo artist before you can get one.

So like, yeah, if you have a Nazi tattoo, you're a fucking Nazi.

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martypunker @martypunker.bsky.social · 4d

This is me with "just" 😭

Someone pointed out once that most of the times you use "just", you can remove it and the sentence won't change in any meaningful way and my brain has been broken ever since

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martypunker @martypunker.bsky.social · 4d

This feels like a Jon Bois post for Magic the Gathering and I'm here for it

martypunker @martypunker.bsky.social · 4d

Welcome to the future!

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martypunker @martypunker.bsky.social · 5d

Millennials calling younger generation things "brain rot" like they don't start singing 90s songs at random when certain phrases are uttered

Our brains have already rotted out.

martypunker @martypunker.bsky.social · 5d

This is what the deck is going to look like eventually. I even have ANOTHER update I'll do at some point, but I'm going to roll with this and see how it feels.

I just like building decks and looking at them sometimes.

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Updated Triad Eldrazi by @martypunker

A Commander format Magic: The Gathering deck list on Scryfall.

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martypunker @martypunker.bsky.social · 5d

Over three days, I dug through my collection of colorless cards and put this list together. I got to play it on Sunday and everyone seemed to get a kick out of it and I had fun playing it, so I went ahead and got some upgrades.

scryfall.com/@martypunker...

Triad Eldrazi by @martypunker

A Commander format Magic: The Gathering deck list on Scryfall.

scryfall.com

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martypunker @martypunker.bsky.social · 5d

Why was it the first step to every class I took from 6th grade to 10th that involved a computer was to teach me how to type?

martypunker @martypunker.bsky.social · 5d

It's confusing to me that millennials seem to be the only ones who were ever taught how to type. I've worked with gen x, boomer, and gen z coworkers, and I've always been the only person who could type with any consistency and speed.

erika @yeeeerika.bsky.social · Jan 13

i don't want to hear your most boomer complaint. what's your most millennial complaint?

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 6d

i see you're doing something online that you have effortlessly done 100,000 times. would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? w

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martypunker @martypunker.bsky.social · 7d

Tf is a "snap pro"?

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martypunker @martypunker.bsky.social · 7d

It's so much worse than juvenile. It's him portraying himself as a king defiling people who say they specifically don't want a king. In the process of being a child, he's also trying to anoint himself as a monarch. Very unamerican and fucked up.

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martypunker @martypunker.bsky.social · 7d

Everything checks out.

Serge Yager post from 5m ago:
"Apparently I was talking about BALLxPIT in my dreams last night..."

Serge Yager post from 7m ago:
"BALLxPIT is my new obsession"

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martypunker @martypunker.bsky.social · 8d

Happy Caturday, Bluesky.

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martypunker @martypunker.bsky.social · 8d

There are so many good games to play, books to read, movies and shows to watch, and grass to touch. Imagine being such an empty vessel that all you can do is actively spew hate for something you're not required to engage with.

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martypunker @martypunker.bsky.social · 8d

These are very good.

Trader Joe's Spooky Bats & Cats Sour Gummy Candles

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