Martin
@martinbrosenberg.com
Web dev, linguist, hiker, petter of dogs. I dislike software bugs but I like real bugs. Bugs Bunny is okay too. (he/him)
Ash Ketchum vs Evil Dead
August 2, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Ash Ketchum vs Evil Dead
I want @alyankovic.bsky.social to parody "Drift Away" by Dobie Gray, but he sings it with all the original words except "Gimme the beat, boys" becomes "Gimme the Beach Boys"
May 18, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I want @alyankovic.bsky.social to parody "Drift Away" by Dobie Gray, but he sings it with all the original words except "Gimme the beat, boys" becomes "Gimme the Beach Boys"
He got through the conclave without much trouble because he has experience handling Italian beef.
May 9, 2025 at 4:42 PM
He got through the conclave without much trouble because he has experience handling Italian beef.
Although, funny enough, the Pope's dad is a Cardinals fan.
I can't believe we have a Pope from Illinois. People from Chicago usually hate the Cardinals.
May 9, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Although, funny enough, the Pope's dad is a Cardinals fan.
*the fighter picks up the harengon and swings them at enemies*
I whip my hare back and forth
I whip my hare back and forth
May 7, 2025 at 2:31 AM
*the fighter picks up the harengon and swings them at enemies*
I whip my hare back and forth
I whip my hare back and forth
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so they're mycoblogging
April 21, 2025 at 12:15 AM
so they're mycoblogging
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Since triscuit is short for electric biscuit, an electric bicycle must be called a tricycle
It has come to my attention that some folks still have not seen the term "acoustic bike" (as in, not an ebike) and in case that's you, today is your lucky day
March 5, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Since triscuit is short for electric biscuit, an electric bicycle must be called a tricycle
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If you’re still on Meta first best thing you can do is get off of it.
But since this is not always an option you can take steps to de-monetize your data
(Also yes the URL is very silly, thanks John Oliver)
johnoliverwantsyourraterotica.com
But since this is not always an option you can take steps to de-monetize your data
(Also yes the URL is very silly, thanks John Oliver)
johnoliverwantsyourraterotica.com
How to Change Your Meta Settings | Make yourself less valuable to Meta. Brought to you by Last Week Tonight with John Oliver.
johnoliverwantsyourraterotica.com
March 3, 2025 at 3:52 PM
If you’re still on Meta first best thing you can do is get off of it.
But since this is not always an option you can take steps to de-monetize your data
(Also yes the URL is very silly, thanks John Oliver)
johnoliverwantsyourraterotica.com
But since this is not always an option you can take steps to de-monetize your data
(Also yes the URL is very silly, thanks John Oliver)
johnoliverwantsyourraterotica.com
I feel like a portal has been torn open in time, and we've been flung into the future, where Aku's evil is law
February 22, 2025 at 1:48 PM
I feel like a portal has been torn open in time, and we've been flung into the future, where Aku's evil is law
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Ideas are green
And colourless too
Violets are blue
Ideas are green
And colourless too
February 14, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Ideas are green
And colourless too
Violets are blue
Ideas are green
And colourless too
How many wills would Will Smith smith if Will Smith could smith wills?
February 3, 2025 at 5:52 AM
How many wills would Will Smith smith if Will Smith could smith wills?
I call Fifth Third Bank "At Least Seventh Bank".
January 27, 2025 at 6:07 PM
I call Fifth Third Bank "At Least Seventh Bank".
I guess "skeet" from "sky" + "tweet" has become the dominant term, but hear me out: "bleet".
June 13, 2023 at 4:48 PM
I guess "skeet" from "sky" + "tweet" has become the dominant term, but hear me out: "bleet".