Marshall Mallow 🏳️🌈
@marshallmallow.bsky.social
Marshmallow aficionado. Freakish animal whisperer. Overthinker. Goofball. Germaphobe. Jewish. Queer. They/them. ✡️🏳️🌈🇨🇦🇺🇸
Vancouver
Vancouver
Turkey on a smoker. Nomnomnom.
#Thanksgiving 🦃🇺🇸
#Thanksgiving 🦃🇺🇸
November 28, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Turkey on a smoker. Nomnomnom.
#Thanksgiving 🦃🇺🇸
#Thanksgiving 🦃🇺🇸
I am seated on a flight next to a friendly young couple. But the dude, whenever he is not speaking, is humming. Not a song. Just completely random to fill the space. Is this some
neurodivergent form of stimming?
neurodivergent form of stimming?
November 21, 2025 at 5:30 AM
I am seated on a flight next to a friendly young couple. But the dude, whenever he is not speaking, is humming. Not a song. Just completely random to fill the space. Is this some
neurodivergent form of stimming?
neurodivergent form of stimming?
Why is there no chocolate in my house?
November 13, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Why is there no chocolate in my house?
35 mins of spectacular views today between #Vancouver and #Victoria compliments of #HarbourAir Seaplanes.
November 4, 2025 at 6:04 AM
35 mins of spectacular views today between #Vancouver and #Victoria compliments of #HarbourAir Seaplanes.
October 31, 2025 at 10:59 PM
October 28, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Season 2 of Nobody Wants This is a relationship 101 disaster of complete incompatibility. The show fails to achieve even a modicum of what Paul Reiser and Helen Hunt portrayed decades prior in Mad About You.
#NobodyWantsThis #Netflix
#NobodyWantsThis #Netflix
October 27, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Season 2 of Nobody Wants This is a relationship 101 disaster of complete incompatibility. The show fails to achieve even a modicum of what Paul Reiser and Helen Hunt portrayed decades prior in Mad About You.
#NobodyWantsThis #Netflix
#NobodyWantsThis #Netflix
How did I miss this??? Went to the grocery store and shelves were empty! Oh how I will miss Yves veggie bacon and ground round. 😞
Sorry to say so long to this great Canadian company.
Sorry to say so long to this great Canadian company.
October 26, 2025 at 3:33 PM
How did I miss this??? Went to the grocery store and shelves were empty! Oh how I will miss Yves veggie bacon and ground round. 😞
Sorry to say so long to this great Canadian company.
Sorry to say so long to this great Canadian company.
This was a really good ball game to watch for the first time in decades! Thirty-two years, to be exact. So excited for the World Series!!!!
#bluejays #toronto #baseball #worldseries
#bluejays #toronto #baseball #worldseries
October 21, 2025 at 3:02 AM
This was a really good ball game to watch for the first time in decades! Thirty-two years, to be exact. So excited for the World Series!!!!
#bluejays #toronto #baseball #worldseries
#bluejays #toronto #baseball #worldseries
These little scamps!
October 21, 2025 at 1:34 AM
These little scamps!
Welp. Here we go.
October 20, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Welp. Here we go.
I’ve been travelling for nearly 3 weeks and my boy has been spoiled rotten by his cat-whispering caregiver. Who knew he loved Vangelis?
#sphynx #sphynxcat #cats
#sphynx #sphynxcat #cats
October 17, 2025 at 7:38 PM
I’ve been travelling for nearly 3 weeks and my boy has been spoiled rotten by his cat-whispering caregiver. Who knew he loved Vangelis?
#sphynx #sphynxcat #cats
#sphynx #sphynxcat #cats
Ugh. Diane Keaton. What a beautiful, talented actress who reminded us that sexy is ageless. RIP.
#DianeKeaton
#DianeKeaton
October 11, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Ugh. Diane Keaton. What a beautiful, talented actress who reminded us that sexy is ageless. RIP.
#DianeKeaton
#DianeKeaton
Wordle 1,575 2/6
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WordleBot
Skill 86/99
Luck 54/99
I have literally NEVER shared a Wordle score before but today I’m like: yay! look at me!!
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WordleBot
Skill 86/99
Luck 54/99
I have literally NEVER shared a Wordle score before but today I’m like: yay! look at me!!
October 11, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Wordle 1,575 2/6
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🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
WordleBot
Skill 86/99
Luck 54/99
I have literally NEVER shared a Wordle score before but today I’m like: yay! look at me!!
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🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
WordleBot
Skill 86/99
Luck 54/99
I have literally NEVER shared a Wordle score before but today I’m like: yay! look at me!!
September 27, 2025 at 7:02 PM
I have a new cell phone exclusively for work. I missed a call today, during a meeting, and received this voice-to-text message.
September 27, 2025 at 2:43 AM
I have a new cell phone exclusively for work. I missed a call today, during a meeting, and received this voice-to-text message.
Pro-tip: do not attempt a walk-in lab appointment for bloodwork on a Friday before a long weekend unless a 4-hr wait, including fasting and no coffee for 15 hrs, is your idea of fun
September 26, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Pro-tip: do not attempt a walk-in lab appointment for bloodwork on a Friday before a long weekend unless a 4-hr wait, including fasting and no coffee for 15 hrs, is your idea of fun
What is with my addition to people getting haircuts on TikTok ?
September 17, 2025 at 6:43 AM
What is with my addition to people getting haircuts on TikTok ?
Reposted by Marshall Mallow 🏳️🌈
Something I didn’t expect to say today (or ever): no no no no no—olives are not for kitty cats.
September 14, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Something I didn’t expect to say today (or ever): no no no no no—olives are not for kitty cats.
How I got a sunburn. By Bazzo.
September 8, 2025 at 10:45 PM
How I got a sunburn. By Bazzo.
Paying the price for a diet of wine, cheese, and bread this weekend. 😬
September 8, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Paying the price for a diet of wine, cheese, and bread this weekend. 😬
On a whim, I tried some cologne at a store today. A soapy/woodsy scent, to complement my deodorant. My cat has recoiled.
September 2, 2025 at 1:32 AM
On a whim, I tried some cologne at a store today. A soapy/woodsy scent, to complement my deodorant. My cat has recoiled.
14,000 glorious BTUs. Everyone is happy about it.
August 21, 2025 at 3:30 AM
14,000 glorious BTUs. Everyone is happy about it.
Finally decided to go into the office after WFH for a couple of weeks and… someone brought in a giant box of Strawberry Poptarts! NomNomNom
August 20, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Finally decided to go into the office after WFH for a couple of weeks and… someone brought in a giant box of Strawberry Poptarts! NomNomNom