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The Lousy Golfer
@marltroutbum.bsky.social
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Lousy Golfer, Bad Fly Fisherman, Slow Pickleball Player, loves to take okay pictures on nice cameras. #space #nature #photography #AI #golf #flyfishing
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The Lousy Golfer @marltroutbum.bsky.social · Jan 30
"Today's Lousy Golf Tip: Talk to your ball after every swing. 🗣️ “Please, just this once…” It’s all about positive reinforcement! 🏌️‍♂️😂
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The Lousy Golfer @marltroutbum.bsky.social · Jan 27
Today's Lousy Golf Tip: Always bring your dog to the course. 🐶 Who else will fetch your lost balls? Just hope they don’t fetch anyone else’s! 🏌️‍♂️🤣
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The Lousy Golfer @marltroutbum.bsky.social · Jan 23
Today's Lousy Golf Tip: If your ball lands in water, use your fishing pole instead of a club. 🎣 It’s called multitasking! 🏌️‍♂️🐟
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The Lousy Golfer @marltroutbum.bsky.social · Jan 23
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The Lousy Golfer @marltroutbum.bsky.social · Jan 22
"Today's Lousy Golf Tip: Always golf barefoot. 🦶 Feel the earth, embrace the grass, and totally ignore the fire ant hills. 🏌️‍♂️😂
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The Lousy Golfer @marltroutbum.bsky.social · Jan 22
Today's Lousy Golf Tip: Use a tennis ball instead of a golf ball. 🎾 Why? Bigger target = bigger fun! Your game is now “tennis golf.” 🎉🏌️‍♂️
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The Lousy Golfer @marltroutbum.bsky.social · Jan 14
Today's Lousy Golf Tip: Never fix your slice. 🏌️‍♂️ That’s not a flaw, it’s “character!” Own it like a Picasso painting! 🎨🎭
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The Lousy Golfer @marltroutbum.bsky.social · Jan 9
Today's Lousy Golf Tip: If you lose your ball in the woods, take your time—maybe you’ll discover treasure.
🏌️‍♂️ Golf is now an adventure sport. 🏕️
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The Lousy Golfer @marltroutbum.bsky.social · Jan 7
Today's Lousy Golf Tip: Always park the cart as close to the green as possible. 🛺 What could go wrong? 🤷‍♂️ Just don’t mind the bunker. 🏌️⛳
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The Lousy Golfer @marltroutbum.bsky.social · Jan 6
Today's Lousy Golf Tip: If the wind is blowing against you, swing harder. 💨🏌️ You’ll definitely fix the weather with brute force. 😂🌬️
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The Lousy Golfer @marltroutbum.bsky.social · Dec 29
Today's Lousy Golf Tip: Forget reading the greens—just close your eyes and trust your vibes. ✨🧘‍♂️ Your ball knows where it wants to go. 🏌️‍♂️🌱
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The Lousy Golfer @marltroutbum.bsky.social · Dec 29
Today's Lousy Golf Tip: Keep both feet on the ground while you swing... unless you want to look like you're auditioning for a dance competition. 💃🏌️‍♂️
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The Lousy Golfer @marltroutbum.bsky.social · Dec 26
Today's Lousy Golf Tip: Never replace a divot. Think of it as your personal signature on the course. ✍️🐾 You're an artist! 🎨🏌️‍♂️
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The Lousy Golfer @marltroutbum.bsky.social · Dec 25
That’s the gift that keeps on giving!
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The Lousy Golfer @marltroutbum.bsky.social · Dec 24
Merry Christmas! 🎄🌟 As 2024 draws to a close, here's to a peaceful Christmas and a hopeful start to 2025. May the new year bring plenty of kindness, a bit of craic, and brighter days ahead. Sláinte! 🍀✨ #Christmas2024 #Hello2025
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The Lousy Golfer @marltroutbum.bsky.social · Dec 24
Today's Lousy Golf Tip: Don’t worry about keeping score—just count how many snacks you ate instead. 🍫 Golf is about survival after all! 🏌️‍♂️🍪
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The Lousy Golfer @marltroutbum.bsky.social · Dec 23
Today's Lousy Golf Tip: When in doubt, always yell “FORE!” 🙉 Even if you’re in the parking lot. Better safe than sorry. 🏌️🚗
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The Lousy Golfer @marltroutbum.bsky.social · Dec 21
Hokas, the “high heels” of the 50+ plus year old women?
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The Lousy Golfer @marltroutbum.bsky.social · Dec 20
99% of problem children could have been solved if the guy pulled completely out!
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The Lousy Golfer @marltroutbum.bsky.social · Dec 20
Today's Lousy Golf Tip: Tee off with a putter for “maximum control.” 🏌️‍♂️ It’s not about the distance—it’s about how ridiculous you look! 🤣👏
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The Lousy Golfer @marltroutbum.bsky.social · Dec 16
Today's Lousy Golf Tip: Always wear bright colors. 🌈 That way, your partners can easily spot you when you're in the bushes looking for your ball. 🏌️‍♂️🌳
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The Lousy Golfer @marltroutbum.bsky.social · Dec 13
Today's Lousy Golf Tip: If you miss your shot, blame the club. 🏌️ “It’s obviously defective,” you say, as you throw it into the lake. 🛶🤣
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The Lousy Golfer @marltroutbum.bsky.social · Dec 9
Today's Lousy Golf Tip: Always aim for the flagstick… even if it's the one in the next hole. Your ball will find somewhere to land. 🏌️‍♂️🎯
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The Lousy Golfer @marltroutbum.bsky.social · Dec 8
Today's Lousy Golf Tip: Swing harder, not smarter! 🤷‍♂️ Just imagine you're chopping down a tree… with a spaghetti noodle. 🍝🏌️