Markus Deserno
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Theoretical and computational biophysicist at Carnegie Mellon University. Loves lipid membranes, music, and art. (he/him) 🇩🇪🇺🇸
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I am super excited to announce that we have a tenure-track faculty position in biophysics open in the Department of Physics at Carnegie Mellon! 🧪

Interfolio link: apply.interfolio.com/174360

PLEASE, share widely across the blue skies!

Let me briefly explain what we're looking for:

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Tenure-track Position in Biophysics at Carnegie Mellon University, Department of Physics

Location: Pittsburgh, PA
Open Date: Sep 19, 2025

Description
The Department of Physics at Carnegie Mellon University invites applications for a tenure-track faculty position in biophysics. The appointment is intended to be at the Assistant Professor level, but exceptional candidates at a higher level may also be considered. We seek outstanding candidates with a strong record in cellular and subcellular biophysics. Topics of particular interest include, but are not limited to, uncovering how key characteristics of living systems arise from the interplay between supramolecular cellular structures, how the emergent cellular circuitry defines goals and enables robust decision making, and how metabolic resources are allocated. This encompasses understanding of how information is learned, stored, transduced, and processed across subcellular structures. Applicants with theoretical, data science, or experimental backgrounds within biological physics are encouraged to apply. The ideal candidate will strengthen and extend research programs of current biophysics faculty in the Department of Physics and collaborate with broader life science activities across many departments at CMU and the wider Pittsburgh area.

More details on Interfolio: https://apply.interfolio.com/174360
markusdeserno.bsky.social
Boom! Master class. 👏
markusdeserno.bsky.social
Couldn’t have said it better me.
markusdeserno.bsky.social
Today I suppose they’d switch to fabric that dissolves upon washing.
markusdeserno.bsky.social
War is peace, freedom is slavery, ignorance is strength.
Donald J. Trump
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THE BIDEN FBI PLACED 274 AGENTS INTO THE CROWD ON JANUARY 6. If this is so, which it is, a lot of very good people will be owed big apologies. What a SCAM - DO SOMETHING!!!
President DJT
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markusdeserno.bsky.social
Whenever you think they cannot sink any lower, they prove you wrong.
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After spending 43 years in prison for a crime he didn't commit, evidence hidden by the prosecution reversed his conviction. Rather than finally enjoying freedom, ICE abducted him for deportation

Depraved.

www.miamiherald.com/news/local/i...
He was wrongfully imprisoned for 43 years. Moments after being released, ICE took him
Subramanyam “Subu” Vedam now faces deportation.
www.miamiherald.com
markusdeserno.bsky.social
So the show was—darkly lit? 🤔
markusdeserno.bsky.social
True. Except this isn’t passive voice. There are many more grammatical shenanigans besides passive voice that can hide actors. Here it’s the fact that agency is attributed to a bill. Or, more importantly, that a US law is imagined to compel Canadians to do something.
markusdeserno.bsky.social
Punctuation saves lives.
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Portland is burning, people!
markusdeserno.bsky.social
I initially overlooked the comma. 😑
markusdeserno.bsky.social
We clearly need blackboard advocacy groups.
markusdeserno.bsky.social
They are in mine. 🤷🏼‍♂️
And I got all the Hagoromo to use them properly! 😉
markusdeserno.bsky.social
It’s not like they’re illegal to buy. 😉
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Heads up, Yinzers...
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NEW - The feds are seeking Pittsburgh office space for an unspecified law enforcement agency expansion in the region. Reporting from WaPo and NPR indicate that ICE is behind the request as part of a 10,000 officer nationwide expansion www.axios.com/local/pittsb...
Feds quietly plan Pittsburgh office for unspecified law enforcement
NPR and the Washington Post both reported last month that the office space request is being made on behalf of ICE.
www.axios.com
markusdeserno.bsky.social
I like the ones that can be quickly solved by “one weird trick”.
markusdeserno.bsky.social
OK now you’re just making stuff up.
markusdeserno.bsky.social
For a split second I thought it’s Europe at night. 😂

Congrats!!! 🎉
markusdeserno.bsky.social
Bromantic throuples are so wholesome. 😇
markusdeserno.bsky.social
Aah, that word. “Older.” It burns. 🥲
markusdeserno.bsky.social
To me, this story always had a different lesson: he showed that insects clearly don’t fly the way we thought they do. They don’t fly like planes, as most birds do, exploiting aerodynamic lift. Their flight is much more akin to helicopters, blowing air down.