Mark Turetsky? Why, he disappeared 20 years ago...
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Audiobook narrator, I also write about comics and Trek. And Trek comics. He/him
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My best tweet:

Vader: "I am altering the meal. Unlimited hash browns for everyone!"
Lando: "This breakfast gets better all the time!"
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Oh Brutus,
The heavens speed thee in thine Enterprise!
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I really enjoyed it too! Love the return of a certain dropped plotline from Picard, loved picking up crumbs of continuity from the Hive Mind's previous series. A really interesting era to explore, I think!
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Me and the boys waiting for the lunch buffet
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"Healing factor means the brain cells don't die off, Chuck. I remember each dog like it just happened."
"My GOD, man!"
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Hey, so I'm a finalist in the inaugural Professional Audiobook Narrators Association Narrator of Distinction awards for my work on The Chronicles of Viktor Valentine by @butucancallmez.bsky.social
A photo of me, framed by a fancy box that says "Narrator of Distinction, Professional Audiobook Narrators Association" 2025 finalist
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I was super happy to see the ones I got from your Etsy store
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When my college buddies show up at my work.
A still from Return of the Jedi. The Emperor is talking to Vader and there are two guys standing looking at them, visually between them in the frame. They're old white guys, wearing ostentatious purple velvet clothes. One has a hat that looks like a bunch of purple flat caps stacked atop one another and the other is wearing a hat that looks like a head-sized purple marshmallow. These guys are listed in the wiki as "Imperial Advisers" but they don't have any lines and don't do anything in the movie except for being around for part of a scene.
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EXCLUSIVE! Rascal was able to chat with @kierongillen.bsky.social about the announcement of DIE: Loaded -- a new chapter in the DIE series, and a refreshed quickstart. The first issue will be available at comic shops and online retailers on Wednesday, November 12.
EXCLUSIVE: DIE returns to the table with Loaded comic run and RPG quickstart
Another roll of the bones.
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Sinners (2025):
There are legends of people born with the gift of making music so true, it can pierce the veil between life and death, conjuring spirits from the past and the future.
It's the big dracula jamboree from Sinners, except instead of the Irish vampire dancing a jig, it's Marty McFly playing Johnny B Goode from Back to the Future
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Henry Winkler stood behind me while I peed.

(he was waiting to use the urinal in a small theater bathroom)
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Bluesky @bsky.app · Jul 17
what's the most random interaction you've ever had with a celebrity?