Mark
@markneefuzz.bsky.social
Critter dad. Gym junkie. Flirt. Tiddies in your face kind of guy.
We’ve all met him once.
February 12, 2026 at 6:14 PM
We’ve all met him once.
When the temperature finally rises above freezing after weeks of bitter cold - tits out.
(As if they were ever put away.)
(As if they were ever put away.)
February 12, 2026 at 4:10 PM
When the temperature finally rises above freezing after weeks of bitter cold - tits out.
(As if they were ever put away.)
(As if they were ever put away.)
And we thought Trump had nasty cunts working for him in his first term. Now there’s Bondi, Noem, Leavitt, Pirro…
February 12, 2026 at 12:18 AM
And we thought Trump had nasty cunts working for him in his first term. Now there’s Bondi, Noem, Leavitt, Pirro…
If someone doesn’t use earbuds and listens to MAGA propaganda on speaker, should I retaliate with Bad Bunny?
February 11, 2026 at 12:49 PM
If someone doesn’t use earbuds and listens to MAGA propaganda on speaker, should I retaliate with Bad Bunny?
I am, not unusually, late to the party and this may be an unpopular opinion. The latest Avatar would have been better if Cameron had edited it down to cut the run time in half.
February 10, 2026 at 8:11 PM
I am, not unusually, late to the party and this may be an unpopular opinion. The latest Avatar would have been better if Cameron had edited it down to cut the run time in half.
Is it tushie Tuesday or tea bag Tuesday?
February 10, 2026 at 2:52 PM
Is it tushie Tuesday or tea bag Tuesday?
I don’t believe the numbers. I can’t believe that 4 million people could endure a Kid Rock performance.
February 10, 2026 at 12:11 PM
I don’t believe the numbers. I can’t believe that 4 million people could endure a Kid Rock performance.
Having seen clips of Kid Schlock’s Toilet Paper USA performance I must say, I’d rather clamp jumper cables to my ball sack than see any more.
February 9, 2026 at 8:22 PM
Having seen clips of Kid Schlock’s Toilet Paper USA performance I must say, I’d rather clamp jumper cables to my ball sack than see any more.
A little scruffy. Maybe I should shave…
February 8, 2026 at 6:12 PM
A little scruffy. Maybe I should shave…
Jesus knows, and put it on a t shirt.
February 8, 2026 at 1:25 PM
Jesus knows, and put it on a t shirt.
When you get to the gym and only two cars are in the lot… 😄
Then you realize it’s the two you consider asshole king and asshole queen…🤬
Then you realize it’s the two you consider asshole king and asshole queen…🤬
February 8, 2026 at 11:42 AM
When you get to the gym and only two cars are in the lot… 😄
Then you realize it’s the two you consider asshole king and asshole queen…🤬
Then you realize it’s the two you consider asshole king and asshole queen…🤬
FFS this can’t be real, can it?
www.northjersey.com/story/news/n...
www.northjersey.com/story/news/n...
Did Trump offer to fund Gateway if transportation hubs renamed for him?
"These naming rights aren’t tradable as part of any negotiations, and neither is the dignity of New Yorkers," said NY Sen. Kirsten Gillibrand.
www.northjersey.com
February 6, 2026 at 1:59 PM
FFS this can’t be real, can it?
www.northjersey.com/story/news/n...
www.northjersey.com/story/news/n...
It was a challenge hauling it out of bed. But at least it’s Friday and a chest day.
February 6, 2026 at 11:28 AM
It was a challenge hauling it out of bed. But at least it’s Friday and a chest day.
They’re obviously not trying to sell to the gays.
February 6, 2026 at 12:34 AM
They’re obviously not trying to sell to the gays.
The language apps never teach you the useful stuff.
February 5, 2026 at 4:32 PM
The language apps never teach you the useful stuff.
Looking forward to breaking out the summer wardrobe again.
(And slutting around in the woods.)
(And slutting around in the woods.)
February 5, 2026 at 4:14 PM
Looking forward to breaking out the summer wardrobe again.
(And slutting around in the woods.)
(And slutting around in the woods.)
Jesus, can’t a person clean out the freezer?
www.cbsnews.com/detroit/news...
www.cbsnews.com/detroit/news...
Human skull donated to Michigan Goodwill store; police looking for woman responsible
Police in Chelsea, Michigan, are looking to speak with a woman who dropped off a human skull at a thrift store last week.
www.cbsnews.com
February 5, 2026 at 2:41 PM
Jesus, can’t a person clean out the freezer?
www.cbsnews.com/detroit/news...
www.cbsnews.com/detroit/news...
TIL I learned this is a thing?!
Obviously nonsense, but it sounds like a good way to ogle butts you’d not get to see otherwise.
www.jacquelinestallone.com/rumps.html
Obviously nonsense, but it sounds like a good way to ogle butts you’d not get to see otherwise.
www.jacquelinestallone.com/rumps.html
Jacqueline Stallone’s Rumpology Reports!
Jacqueline Stallone, the foremost American rumpologist, has revealed and revived the ancient art of Rumpology. Rump reading is an art that was practiced in anci
www.jacquelinestallone.com
February 3, 2026 at 8:00 PM
TIL I learned this is a thing?!
Obviously nonsense, but it sounds like a good way to ogle butts you’d not get to see otherwise.
www.jacquelinestallone.com/rumps.html
Obviously nonsense, but it sounds like a good way to ogle butts you’d not get to see otherwise.
www.jacquelinestallone.com/rumps.html
Tuesday. Tiddies now. Tacos later.
February 3, 2026 at 1:21 PM
Tuesday. Tiddies now. Tacos later.
If you’re looking for me, I’ll be in Camelot.
February 1, 2026 at 12:32 AM
If you’re looking for me, I’ll be in Camelot.
This seems like a good way to get rid of a few billionaires.
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It’ll cost $1 million to stay at this hotel that’s truly out of this world
A Silicon Valley startup is giving new meaning to the destination vacation by accepting reservations for a planned hotel on the moon.
nypost.com
January 30, 2026 at 3:34 PM
This seems like a good way to get rid of a few billionaires.
nypost.com/2026/01/14/l...
nypost.com/2026/01/14/l...