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Mark @markneefuzz.bsky.social · 1h

Oh dear! I hope no one dies in a caffeine deficient rage.

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Mark @markneefuzz.bsky.social · 22h

Snort.
www.expressnews.com/news/article...

Number of out-of-shape Texas Guardsmen sent home from Chicago goes up

The Texas National Guard said seven soldiers "who did not meet mission requirements" were called back home. Previously, the number was pegged at four.

www.expressnews.com

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Mark @markneefuzz.bsky.social · 1d

Nice spot/nice weather for day drinking.

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Mark @markneefuzz.bsky.social · 1d

They are coming into season

Two witches in a restaurant reading a menu. One says “I’m thinking about having a child”.

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Mark @markneefuzz.bsky.social · 2d

This is so inappropriate and unprofessional but not unexpected with the hacks and assholes in this administration. See you next Tuesday, Kristi.
www.cnn.com/2025/10/13/u...

Multiple airports refuse to play Kristi Noem video that blames Democrats for government shutdown | CNN

Several major US airports - including Las Vegas’ Harry Reid International, Portland International, Seattle-Tacoma International, and three in New York - are refusing to play a video of Secretary of Ho...

www.cnn.com

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Mark @markneefuzz.bsky.social · 3d

You’re not supposed to

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Mark @markneefuzz.bsky.social · 3d

Mamma mia, here we go again. Another MCM.

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Mark @markneefuzz.bsky.social · 3d

When you’re a piece of shit and nuts…
www.reuters.com/world/us/pet...

Exclusive: Peter Thiel in talk on 'Antichrist' says he told Elon Musk not to give wealth to charity

Peter Thiel, the billionaire venture capitalist and early supporter of U.S. President Donald Trump, has urged long-time associate Elon Musk to quit the Giving Pledge under which signatories leave the majority of their wealth to charity.

www.reuters.com

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Mark @markneefuzz.bsky.social · 3d

That is, they endorsed the orange poo in the last election.

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Mark @markneefuzz.bsky.social · 3d

Considering the local police officers union here decided to ignore rape, pedophilia, and a butt load of felony convictions, I am barely* surprised.

* not even remotely

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Mark @markneefuzz.bsky.social · 3d

Burn the witch!
Or was it blow the witch?

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Mark @markneefuzz.bsky.social · 4d

Do you really lose most of your heat through the top of your head?
(It’s cool, but I wouldn’t really say cold.)

Furry pecs hanging out of an unzipped hoodie.

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Mark @markneefuzz.bsky.social · 4d

Where’s Norman Bates when you need him?

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Mark @markneefuzz.bsky.social · 5d

Perfect Xmas gift for all the white trash in your family.
www.fox4news.com/video/1722265

Ford 'Truckle' belt buckle opens trucks | The Ten

On the Friday, Oct. 10, 2025 episode of The Ten, Steve Noviello and Shannon Murray meet with the OG of State Fair of Texas foods. Plus, they test out the Truckle. It's a belt buckle that can unlock yo...

www.fox4news.com

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Mark @markneefuzz.bsky.social · 5d

Wild and crazy Friday evening, bewbs in front of the boob tube.

Propped up on my side shirtless in low light.

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Mark @markneefuzz.bsky.social · 5d

Congrats!

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Mark @markneefuzz.bsky.social · 6d

The White House domestic staff must be filling the mop buckets in anticipation of flying ketchup bottles.

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Mark @markneefuzz.bsky.social · 6d

Suck it, MAGA. Suck it, Little Donnie. Boo effing hoo.
www.huffpost.com/entry/maga-m...

'Absolute Joke': MAGA Freaks Out Over Trump Nobel Peace Prize Snub

Donald Trump's failure to win was slammed by his base.

www.huffpost.com

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Mark @markneefuzz.bsky.social · 7d

That’s a weird fetish, but undoubtedly there’s someone who will get off on it.

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Mark @markneefuzz.bsky.social · 7d

Yes. Dick, too.

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Mark @markneefuzz.bsky.social · 7d

When gym bros are starting to bundle up in fleece to work out inside a heated facility and you’ll still be tits out in the dead of winter.

Again in the locker room wearing a heavily shredded shirt, furry tits out.

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Chelsea Blue @lordye.bsky.social · 27d

The lights are on but no-ones home

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Mark @markneefuzz.bsky.social · 8d

Am I getting this right? You on the left, Carl on the right?

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Mark @markneefuzz.bsky.social · 8d

When you go to dinner early because a restaurant you’ve been wanting to revisit is near your afternoon appointment, it can make you feel young. Everyone else there will be about a thousand years old.

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Mark @markneefuzz.bsky.social · 9d

I have resting bitch face today.

Shirt pulled up over my face, exposing hairy pecs.

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