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Mark Hoppus
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Happy Baseball, to all who celebrate!
Calling my dentist to see if they’re having a deal teeth for Presidents’ Day weekend.
Six minutes left in the third, I would like to adjust my prediction
I hope the Eagles win but that’s my prediction. Also I interviewed Bob Mould last week so how dare you block me.
I’m gonna get one of those blow up dinosaur costumes and walk around saying welcome. To Jurassic Mark
Santa’s favorite place to celebrate Christmas? LAPland.
Thank you for following me here on BlueSkye
🎶Dune 2: Forget About Me🎶
Sometimes I’ll be watching tv and a random prescription medication will be running through their warnings and they’ll mention lymphoma and I’m like HEY THAT’S ME and then I’ll be like ew gross what the hell. It’s like recognizing a restaurant in Entourage.
Thank you Blenderman! 🙏🏻❤️
How about in A Christmas Carol, Scrooge shows up to a party where his nephew and the nephew’s fiancé and a bunch of their friends are all sitting around talking shit about him and laughing “lol Scrooge that a piece of trash! He can eat shit!” On Christmas Eve.
An app that saves your passwords called Kenny Log-Ins
Thank you for following me here on BlueSky
(To the tune of the hit Pearl Jam song Evenflow)
🎶Uniqlo🎶
(To the tune of the Hot Pockets jingle) 🎶Mark Hoppus🎶
The Fast and the Furious: Joycon Drift