Mark Ensley
@markensley.bsky.social
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TIL: Watching a YT video on songs in 5/4. The Mission Impossible theme is in 5, with two dotted quarter note beats followed by two regular quarter note beats. slow slow fast fast slow slow fast fast. This is M, I in morse code: - - . . dash dash dot dot
Apropos of nothing at all having to do with me on this day, happy birthday to Anne of Cleves, Michael Faraday, Fay Weldon, Toni Basil, King Sunny Adé, Johnette Napolitano, Nick Cave, Joan Jett, Billie Piper, and Bilbo and Frodo Baggins.
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Wait, you mean Korg: 70,000 B.C. *lied* to me?
Quote post with a dramatic B&W of you
The first computer I used was an IBM 350? mini computer with 8" disk drives and a teletype interface by a friend's father who worked at Oak Ridge National Laboratory. We played Star Trek on BASIC. The first computer I owned was a Sinclair ZX-81, and the first I loved were Apple][s in high school.
The first computer I ever used was a TRS-80 Model III, at the local library, in 1982 or so. The first computer I ever owned was a Mac Plus from, like, 1989, which I bought off my college newspaper in 1991, when they were upgrading and I was leaving for my first job.
What was y'all's first computer? I'm curious what the spread might be like.

Bonus points for sharing some anecdotal memories of your experience with it. 💜

Mine was a Commodore C64C, which I managed to semi-fry one day by knocking a pound coin off an overhead shelf down into a vent. 🫠
Did that as a young child. Stepped into a nest barefoot, wearing shorts and a t-shirt. More recently, stepped onto a fire ant nest wearing sandals, and got them all over my hands when trying to brush them off. Do not advise.
I love good first lines. "I had just taken poison when the king arrived to inform me that he had murdered his wife." I've just finished the latest by @tkingfisher.com, and it's a delightfully weird murder mystery based upon Snow White, with a narrator that is curiously like my being a librarian.
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Another Niels cartoon, not about debunking fake history this time, but too lovely not to share.
We can all use a shieldwall now and then.
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I finally realized that what I'm looking for in role playing gaming is collaborative storytelling. I do realize that folks and friends do enjoy including a more accurate combat simulation, but I'm not that audience.
This chart was posted to r/dndcirclejerk as a jab at GURPS but it has helped rekindle my interest lmao
Oh, dear ghod yes. I like GURPS, but I want to roleplay as group story creation, not do combat simulation.
In my first course in library school we had to create an infographic illustrating the first five parts of this. The last panel really does bring the conceptual model into the present day.
Bought a Donut Universe tee from @richardkadrey.bsky.social Sandman Slim novels shop, and thought it went well with my bass.
I hear that Cheech and Chong are going to reunite and produce new movie adaptations of classic literature. Their first production will be Jane Austen's Sense and Sinsemilla.
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With Tom Lehrer's passing, I suppose this is a moment to share the story of the prank he played on the National Security Agency, and how it went undiscovered for nearly 60 years.
I think it's fascinating that a lot of Heavy Metal began because Toni Iommi lost two fingertips in an industrial accident.
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Face I'm submitting for my Bluesky verification
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I was explaining to my Ukrainian colleague the phrase ‘There’s no such thing as a free lunch’. She told me the equivalent in Ukrainian is ‘The only free cheese is in the mousetrap’ - which is so much better
Finished, and I'll just quote MRK:
“This is one of those books that should absolutely not work. It does. I laughed loudly enough that people turned to look at me. I also cried MORE THAN ONCE over a book about a MOON MADE OF CHEESE. F*ck you, John Scalzi. How dare.”
-Mary Robinette Kowal