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Keter Class Kobold #2

@marismolotov.bsky.social

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• Kobold • Kobold • (kobold/kobolds) (it/its)

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Keter Class Kobold #2 @marismolotov.bsky.social · 4h

they're out there saying that a kobold can't stack 20 nuclear warheads in a pile in the middle of a big city. are you going to let them control you

Keter Class Kobold #2 @marismolotov.bsky.social · 14h

babe, i'm not making it home tonight. tell little tommy i love him.

the kobolds found me.

Keter Class Kobold #2 @marismolotov.bsky.social · 22h

they're covering your twitter posts with kobold emojis

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Keter Class Kobold #2 @marismolotov.bsky.social · 2d

we are pushing the bounds of how big a kobold can get

Keter Class Kobold #2 @marismolotov.bsky.social · 2d

we are pushing the bounds of how big a kobold can get

Keter Class Kobold #2 @marismolotov.bsky.social · 2d

you can build up a kobold immunity by living among them for 5-6 years. this prepares you to face enemies that deal kobold-type damage

Keter Class Kobold #2 @marismolotov.bsky.social · 4d

mayhem in the streets. no kobolds

Keter Class Kobold #2 @marismolotov.bsky.social · 4d

kobold who collects detonators

Keter Class Kobold #2 @marismolotov.bsky.social · 4d

kobold who's only getting by thanks to dragon yuri

Keter Class Kobold #2 @marismolotov.bsky.social · 5d

kobold who eats keys. the importance of the key increases the taste

Keter Class Kobold #2 @marismolotov.bsky.social · 6d

kobold who feels physical pain when you tell them they're wrong about a given media

Keter Class Kobold #2 @marismolotov.bsky.social · 7d

i have 120 kobolds surrounding your location right now. send the money or they are going in

Keter Class Kobold #2 @marismolotov.bsky.social · 9d

kobolds, i summon you to wreck this police car

Keter Class Kobold #2 @marismolotov.bsky.social · 11d

20 minutes is enough time for you to know that you will marry that kobold someday

Keter Class Kobold #2 @marismolotov.bsky.social · 12d

cute
shy ghost is my favorite yoshi's island enemy

(one note: you shouldn't put a joke for alt text)

Keter Class Kobold #2 @marismolotov.bsky.social · 13d

kobold who needs to bite dragons to live

Keter Class Kobold #2 @marismolotov.bsky.social · 14d

KOBOLDPOSTING EXPOSED: they also enjoy GOBLINS as well as kobolds

>:O

Keter Class Kobold #2 @marismolotov.bsky.social · 14d

koboldposting boundary break

Keter Class Kobold #2 @marismolotov.bsky.social · 14d

koboldposting deleted scenes and storyboards

Keter Class Kobold #2 @marismolotov.bsky.social · 14d

koboldposting director's commentary

Keter Class Kobold #2 @marismolotov.bsky.social · 15d

don't you remember when we used to pet kobolds together? hey, yeah man, that was me. how's it been? yeah. yeah, that shit was rad. sorry, think the connection is spotty. who's that i hear in the room? sounds kinda familiar

wait, really? you went back to the kobolds? huh. got room for one more?

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Keter Class Kobold #2 @marismolotov.bsky.social · Mar 30

kobold whose bed smells like your girlfriend’s perfume

Keter Class Kobold #2 @marismolotov.bsky.social · 16d

koboldposting is also the name of my new courier service

Keter Class Kobold #2 @marismolotov.bsky.social · 16d

koboldposting is also the name of my new compost collection firm

Keter Class Kobold #2 @marismolotov.bsky.social · 16d

koboldposting is also the name of my new fence construction firm